Several psychological jokes

A few psychological jokes, smile, I hope readers will laugh forever:

Several psychological jokes

1. A very shy boy walked into a bar and saw a beautiful woman. He summoned up his courage, walked up to the girl and said, do you mind if I sit down and talk for a while? Unexpectedly, the girl said loudly: No! I won't sleep with you tonight! ? Everyone in the bar stared at them, and the boy returned to his seat in great embarrassment. A few minutes later, the girl came to apologize to him. She smiled at him and said? Sorry, I'm a graduate student in psychology, studying how people deal with embarrassing situations. ? The boy answered loudly:? What? You mean 2000 yuan a night?

There is a psychologist who is treating a child with psychological abnormality. One day, the child cried and said, I want to eat earthworms! ? Hearing this, the doctor said, Why eat earthworms? The child said:? Because it's noodles. ? In order to find out the cause of the child's psychological abnormality, the doctor asked the nurse to dig up two earthworms from the garden. The doctor said: Earthworms are coming! You eat! ? The child said:? Don't! I want fried! ? The doctor thought:? This child, how so strange! ? In order to find out the reason of his psychological deviation, he called the nurse to fry the earthworm. After frying, the doctor took the plate and gave it to the child. The doctor said, come? Eat! ? The child said:? I just want to eat one, and I want the doctor to eat the other! ? The doctor thought:? Whatever, trick him into eating first. ? Son, here? Then he went on to say: the doctor should eat first, and I should eat too! ? Now, the doctor has a big head. . . In order to save the child, in the end, the doctor had to bite the bullet and eat one of the earthworms! Suddenly, the child began to cry loudly and said, You ate what I wanted. I don't want to eat that earthworm! ! ?

A psychologist gave a psychological test to a young patient. He drew a straight line first and asked, What does this line remind you of? The patient said: sex! ? The doctor then drew a circle and asked him, What about this? Which patient does this remind you of? Sex! ? The doctor drew another star and said, how about this? The patient raised his eyebrows, or said: sex! ? The doctor put down his pen, looked at the patient and said seriously, in my judgment, I'm afraid you are suffering from sexual paranoia! ? The patient said unhappily, you are the sexual paranoia! Painted with pornographic patterns!

The attending doctor in the mental hospital held a meeting and decided that a patient might have recovered. So they decided to take him to the cinema for a test. When they came to the cinema, there was a sign reminding everyone that the paint on the seats was wet. The doctors sat down, but the patient put a newspaper under it before sitting down. The doctors were very excited and thought that he could be close to reality now. So they asked him, why did you put the newspaper down first? He replied? So I can sit higher and see more clearly. ?

5. Jesus and Moses played golf. Jesus put the ball on the tee for the fourth shot. This is a hole 420 yards away. He grabbed the golf bag and chose a No.3 iron. Moses looked puzzled and shook his head. ? God, this hole is too far away, and it can't be completed by a No.3 iron. You'd better choose wooden poles. ? Jesus smiled and answered:? Arnold. Palmer did it. ? (Arnold? Arnold palmer was the world's number one golfer in the 1960s. He hit the ball hard and made a loud noise, and the ball landed right in the middle of a water obstacle. Moses appeared tolerant and friendly, and offered to pick up the ball and let his friend play it again. He calmly walked to the water obstacle, calmly paddled and picked up the ball. Jesus put away the ball again and picked up the No.3 iron. Moses regretted it and said, Jesus, you have tried the pole. Believe me, this hole is too far. Take this wooden pole. ? Jesus shook his head patiently and walked to the dance. ? Arnold. Palmer did it. ? He said. A clever blow, the ball flew high and close, and landed on the same water obstacle again. This time, he motioned for Moses not to move and to pick up the ball himself. He walked to the water barrier and waded for the ball. At this time, another four-person team caught up and looked at it, very surprised. ? Who does he think he is? Jesus Christ. No? Moses said sadly, unfortunately, he thinks he is Arnold? Palmer. ?

Listening to jokes is a pastime. In my spare time, several jokes are often laughed at, and the dark clouds dissipate, which is pleasant.

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