Band-aid quilt joke

Hello! Drunk people are not so clear-headed. If they put a plaster on the mirror, they will put all the band-AIDS on the mirror and then go to sleep in a daze. The next day my wife got up and went to the bathroom. She knew at a glance that Xiao Li was drunk again last night, and she knew what to do.

This is an old joke, an old cross talk joke, which most young people have never heard of. It's about a drunk who is afraid of his wife's knowledge and doesn't dare to call the door. He climbed up the handrail of the stairs and his center of gravity fell unsteadily. The bottle in the bottom pocket of his trousers broke and scratched his skin. After returning home, he put a plaster on the mirror. Because of his insanity and his convenience, he put all the plasters on the mirror.