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Guo Degang's cross talk: "Brother, just lie on my sister's back and write." This is the part that contains this sentence
Hello LZ, that’s Guo Degang’s petition written by Yang Naiwu.
The lines are as follows:
Guo: The show is one after another
Yu: Hey
Guo: Let’s take a break after we finished speaking.
Yu: Yes
Guo: I’m so happy to see everyone
Yu: Ah
Guo: The land is also big
Yu: Yes
Guo: The place where many friends sit is not very good
Yu: Yes
Guo: Including the friends at the back
< p>Yu: AhGuo: You said how difficult it is here (referring to the auditorium behind)
Yu: Yes
Guo: Can’t see that There is also a big screen in my head
Yu: Yes
Guo: How high-tech are you talking about now
Yu: Yes, I can’t see this or that
>Guo: How could we have done this back then?
Yu: Ah
Guo: Nowadays, the times are developing and society is progressing
Yu: Yes< /p>
Guo: The whole society has progressed
Yu: Yes
Guo: It was impossible to have such a big screen in the past
Yu: This is High technology didn’t exist before
Guo: Including mobile phones, they didn’t exist before
Yu: It only became popular in the past few years
Guo: How could there be mobile phones in those years? , now it works
Yu: Ah
Guo: Almost everyone has one
Yu: Everyone has one
Guo: Each other Communication is very convenient
Yu: Yes
Guo: Mobile phones are constantly being updated
Yu: Hey
Guo: Not at the earliest Is there just a ringtone?
Yu: Hey
Guo: Look, there are so many ringtones now
Yu: There are so many functions
Guo: That’s how my mobile phone is
Yu: You also like to listen to ringtones
Guo: Different friends have different voices
Yu: Really
p>Guo: 咚哏儿里哏儿里哏儿里叏儿咚~
Yu: Jingyun Dagu
Guo: A peer in the folk arts world
< p>Yu: OhGuo: Answer the phone
Yu: Hey
Guo: Dag Leng Deng Deng Deng Deng Deng Deng, Deng Leng Deng Deng A stunned friend from the Peking Opera world
Yu: Oh
Guo: Get up! People who don’t want to be slaves ~ My wife is calling
Yu: Oops! The result of long-term oppression
Guo: It rang again, "Dad, please answer the phone." Yu Qian
Yu: Go! I just said this, why?
Guo: Do ??you know about high technology?
Yu: What high technology
Guo: Obviously our friendship is here
Yu: Yes, it’s not a bad idea to have two masters
Guo: That’s what I mean
Yu: Ah
Guo: Times are developing , people are making progress
Yu: Yes
Guo: The same is true for cross talk
Yu: The same is true for cross talk
Guo: In the past two years The cross talk in China is different from today’s cross talk
Yu: There must be a difference
Guo: Including traditional cross talk, in fact, it is advancing with the times every day
Yu: Everything is changing
Guo: Some people say that traditional cross talk is old and decadent
Yu: Ah
Guo: That’s not right
Yu: Yes
Guo: Take the old society as an example
Yu: Ah
Guo: The actor stood in the third room and talked about cross talk
Yu: Ah
Guo: The audience came and heard "Drink, okay"
Yu: Ah
Guo: I took out the money and gave it to him
Yu: I gave you the money
Guo: The next day, this person is doing nothing again
Yu: Ah
Guo: What the actor said yesterday If it’s the same, you won’t spend money
Yu: Who can hear the difference (Boss Yu’s words seem inappropriate)
Guo: So actors should motivate themselves to make the show better Every day is different
Yu: Yes
>Guo: Later, I said that traditional cross talk is not good, and it’s not because of the program
Yu: Ah
Guo: There is no problem with cross talk, but it’s because the actors have stagnated
Yu: Yes
Guo: That led to the decline of cross talk
Yu: It has not changed
Guo: This is the truth, and there is no way. Many of our actors, many celebrities, and many big names became famous before they learned it
Yu: Cough
Guo: So it’s unrealistic for you to ask them to turn around and learn again< /p>
Yu: Haha, he hasn’t admitted it yet
Guo: Isn’t it true? For us, two young actors, it’s not like the media hyped us up< /p>
Yu: It’s not like that
Guo: How about it, he’s an artist, he’s so famous, he’s a master, nonsense
Yu: Cough
Guo: Every day we remind each other, Guo Degang and Yu Qian, pay attention, you two are not much better than others
Yu: Of course
Guo: Just two ordinary actors
Yu: Ah
Guo: For an industry to last a hundred years, to be honest, it would be great to have one art master in a hundred years
Yu : The industry is booming
Guo: Take Peking Opera as an example
Yu: Ah
Guo: In the early days of liberation, there were only two masters in the entire Peking Opera world
Yu: Which two?
Guo: Mei Lanfang, Zhou Xinfang
Yu: Oh
Guo: That was awarded by the state, Ma Lianliang Mr. is so talented that he is called a famous actor
Yu: Yes
Guo: Artists are springing up nowadays
Yu: All of them
< p>Guo: Mainly because the business card management system is not strictYu: Cough
Guo: I asked him to print a president for me, and he also printed it
< p>Yu: AhGuo: Both the president and the priest can print
Yu: Oops! Okay, you still need some spiritual material
Guo: Hahahaha! Stop talking about this
Yu: Hahaha
Guo: That’s what I mean, we are just two young actors who love cross talk and are willing to do something conscientious for cross talk
Yu: Yes
Guo: But we also want to thank our audience friends for their encouragement and support
Yu: Yes
Guo: These dozen Over the past year, we have not spent a penny from the country
Yu: En
Guo: We have not received support and encouragement from our colleagues
Yu: En
Guo: It’s the nostalgia of our parents and the food and clothing that support us today
Yu: It’s the audience
Guo: You know, one audience is better than a hundred Theorist
Yu: Yes
Guo: This is really helpful to us
Yu: That’s it
Guo: We are also willing to do cross talk well, what should we do? Do more homework
Yu: Study more
Guo: Study more, never have a day off
Yu: That’s right, you have to learn all the time
Guo: Let’s read a book if you have nothing to do
Yu: Yes
Guo: Watch other programs and learn from and communicate with other art forms
< p>Yu: Absorb nutrientsGuo: Teacher Yu does this very well
Yu: I am also lacking
Guo: Broadly covered
Yu: I have many hobbies
Guo: What kind of concerts, symphonies and ballets are you talking about?
Yu: I am willing to watch this
Guo : Not long ago, our "Beichen Ballet"
Yu: Beichen Ballet?
Guo: I took a picture of a little swan
Yu: Oh
Guo: I built one at Qinjian Bridge
Yu: Open-air
Guo: Ah, let’s dance this dance. Teacher Yu rushes over to watch it in a hurry
Yu: Oh
Guo: I bought the VIP seats in the front row.
Yu: Still a VIP
Guo: Five yuan a piece
Zhang
Yu: Ouch
Guo: I feel dizzy when I see people spending money
Yu: Ah
Guo: Five yuan , bought two pieces
Yu: Yes
Guo: Lie there and watch
Yu: Oh, okay, okay, okay
Guo: I don’t understand why you have to lie down to watch ballet? Please explain it to me
Yu: Ah
Guo: The three-hour performance had passed. Teacher Yu’s eyes were red. He looked at the doctor and said, “Look at what I’m doing. What's going on?" The doctor asked, "It doesn't matter, you're so simple. Next time you watch a show like this, take the time to blink your eyes during these three hours."
Yu: Ah, this is my performance I didn’t even blink
Guo: Okay, I’ve covered a wide range of topics
Yu: I’ve covered a lot of things
Guo: Learn more and read more There are benefits to watching
Yu: Really
Guo: Take our cross talk as an example, there are more than a thousand segments of traditional programs
Yu: Yes
p>
Guo: After so many years of hard work as our actors, there are still more than a hundred segments left
Yu: We worked too hard and this is it
Guo: If we try harder, there will be nothing left.
Yu: Haha, yes
Guo: Everyone needs to study hard, don’t throw it away
Yu: Yes
Guo : Said that cross talk is the same as living a normal life
Yu: How can we still live a normal life
Guo: Buy a refrigerator today and a color TV the day after tomorrow
Yu: Ah
p>Guo: You can’t sell a door today and tear down a window the day after tomorrow. That would be a prodigal
Yu: That’s not possible
Guo: Many of our folk arts forms, nowadays I can’t even hear it
Yu: Ah
Guo: It’s a pity actually
Yu: Have they all been lost?
Guo: Tianjin is still Not bad, you mentioned Jingyun, Xihe, Plum Blossom, Danxian, Leting, etc.
Yu: I still keep them all
Guo: When we get there In this city, many types of music have disappeared
Yu: I can’t hear the singing
Guo: Take Beijing as an example. In the past, there was a kind of bamboo board calligraphy in Beijing, but now no one sings it.
Yu: Bamboo blackboard writing?
Guo: Lost
Yu: Oh
Guo: Singing stories on seven bamboo boards
Yu: Oh, singing Big Book
Guo: The Three Kingdoms, the Eastern and Western Han Dynasties, we are talking about the book, and we are almost finished. We pick up the board, croak, croak, croak, croak, and sing
To: Oh
Guo: Let’s talk about it after singing, it sounds so good
Yu: Oh, what does it taste like
Guo: I want you to learn how to calligraphy on the bamboo board. Are you willing? Listen, I am willing to listen, I am willing to listen
Yu: No choice then, I am willing to listen
Guo: I haven’t had much rest these days, and my voice is not at home< /p>
Yu: Oh
Guo: I will sing with all my strength. If there is anyone who breaks down and misses a word, please do more self-criticism
Yu: Cough! You sang wrong, why are people criticizing me?
Guo: (Singing) Slowly beat the bamboo, and the book will return to its original form. Pick up my bamboo board, and the book will return to its original style.
Just now, I was singing the parts of the seven kingdoms before and after half of the incomplete book.
There are still two or three parts, but I haven’t explained them clearly
Where are they? Throw it here, and wherever you look for it, I will continue to sing it.
If you forget it somewhere, I will sing it and you all continue to listen.
Dear everyone sitting here Ming Gong, because liveliness sounds better.
Yu: Okay, this is bamboo board script
Guo: Bamboo board script, no one sings it anymore, including the Xiaofeng tune that used to be in Beijing
Yu: Xiaofeng tune Phoenix tune?
Guo: Hey, Xiaofeng Diao is also called the iron drum in Beijing.
Yu: Hey, this sounds good.
Guo: It sounds good
Yu: Yes, yes, yes
Guo: (Singing) The spring rain is dormant, the valley is startling, the summer is full of awns, and the summer is connected,
p>
Autumn is white, autumn is frosty, winter is snowing, and winter is cold.
Spring, summer (this), autumn and winter are divided into four seasons.
Qingming (this) festival is all about graves. Yuan,
The daughter of a good family died, and the children and grandchildren paid tribute to her.
Who could pity this poor prostitute, hey hey~~~~
< p>Yu: Okay, oops, it sounds really niceGuo: This section is called "Persuading Prostitutes"
Yu: There is such a section
Guo: It was later changed Got a name
Yu: What’s it called?
Guo: “Persuading Yu Qian”
Yu: Yes, no, I haven’t changed it
Guo: I don’t admit it
Yu: Can I admit it
Guo: How nice it sounds. Back then there was a folk art form called “Lotus Falling”
Yu: Alas, the lotus falls
Guo: Shi Bu Xian'er, the lotus falls
Yu: Yes
Guo: The earliest "Shi Bu Xian'er" is "Shi Bu Xian'er" "Xian'er", "Lotus falls" is "Lotus falls"
Yu: separate
Guo: Since the birthday of Empress Dowager Cixi, the two have merged into one and performed together as a class.
Yu: Yes
Guo: Take Shi Bu Xian'er as an example, crosstalk actors use less
Yu: Yes
Guo : We used to open the show, before the cross talk conference, we sang Shi Bu Xian'er's "Four Happinesses"
Yu: They all sang this
Guo: Fu, Lu, Shou, Xi Four times like this, it sounds nice to sing
Yu: Well, you sing
Guo: (Singing) The word "Fu" has been added to my heart, and I feel happy,
福 Good luck brings Ruiping down,
Blessings are like the long flowing water of the East China Sea,
I hate that blessings come late and are wearing bright red. Fight, fight, fight, choke!
Yu: Hey, that’s right
Guo: I’m so happy
Yu: Hey, that’s the taste
Guo: The lotus falls are gone now
Yu: The lotus falls?
Guo: Ah, many people in Beijing and Hebei used to sing this song
Yu: Ah
Guo: It sounds good. (Singing) I am a man with a strong ambition, and I have found a wife, Yasai Sun Erniang.
Standing taller than me, sitting taller than me,
Her feet are also bigger than mine. Yeah, you are stronger than me.
If you beat me and scold me, you will establish a family law. I will sacrifice my life to discipline my mother-in-law.
Yu: Hey, okay
Guo: The lotus falls.
Yu: It’s a bit interesting
Guo: Although Lianhualuo is gone, both Pingju opera and Errenzhuan drew on Lianhualuo’s singing style
Yu: Oh, Qian Shen again Meaning
Guo: Ping Opera is a household name in Tianjin
Yu: Everyone loves to listen to it
Guo: Tianjin, Beijing, and North China, including the Northeast, People love to hear it
Yu: 嚯
Guo: Tianjin is the home of opera criticism, and many good actors are produced here
Yu: Yes< /p>
Guo: I personally have this opinion
Yu: Ah
Guo: I think Pingju opera should promote the rejuvenation of actors
Yu : What is rejuvenation?
Guo: Because Pingju opera is more about the love story of a talented man and a beautiful woman
Yu: Romance, Flowers, Snow and Moon
Guo: What do you mean about this talented man? The beauty is too old and the actors don’t look like her.
Yu: It doesn’t look good either
Guo: Once I went to see a play in Tianjin
Yu: Ah< /p>
Guo: The complete version of "Qin Xianglian"
Yu: What a great show
Guo: The actor who plays Qin Xianglian must be over seventy years old
Yu: So old
Guo: Old artist, you can sing really well
Yu: Good singing skills
Guo: Just too fat. Four of them
Yu: Oops! So fat
Guo: Qin Xianglian has such a big head
Yu: Ah
Guo: Dress up for the show. Let’s take a look after putting on makeup. How can I see it with Otto? Man-like
Yu: Drink, is there such a comparison?
Guo: There is a young man from Tianjin sitting next to me. Just saying a few words made me happy to death
< p>Yu: How did you say thatGuo: Oops! Good Qin Xianglian
Yu: Ah, haha
Guo: This Qin Xianglian is so talkative
Yu: Ah
Guo: If I were Chen Shimei, I wouldn’t want him.
Yu: Oops, cough! No one talks like that
Guo: He talks rough but not rationally
Yu: On the contrary
Guo: He looks good when he is young
Yu: Hey
Guo: Sheng, Dan, Jing and Chou are all complete
Yu: That’s right
Guo: Not at the earliest, at the earliest This opera review is called "Three Children's Opera"
Yu: How is it called "Three Children's Opera"
Guo: Xiaosheng, Xiaodan, Clown
Yu: Oh , it’s all trivial
Guo: Hey, trivial. Later, the profession was enriched and the special attention was paid
Yu: It sounds great
Guo: I think the little painted face in Pingxi opera is worth mentioning
Yu: Xiaohua Face
Guo: In other dramas, this clown is a foil character
Yu: Enen
Guo: In Pingju opera, he is considered the protagonist. Er
Yu: It sounds good
Guo: Ouch, good.
I once knew a Pingju opera teacher
Yu: Oh, I also became a teacher
Guo: A senior in his seventies taught me the little painted face of Pingju opera
Yu: The True Story of Shou
Guo: The old man is so nice, he likes me very much
Yu: Yes
Guo: I go home every day Go learn opera
Yu: Oh
Guo: The old man told me later that you are such a good kid
Yu: Oh
Guo: I really like you, starting from tomorrow
Yu: Ah
Guo: Just stop coming, I will kill you if you come again, you know ?
Yu: Ah! Does this mean he likes you?
Guo: He likes me very much
Yu: It’s not like that, this
Guo: He is older and more feudal
Yu: Yes
Guo: Feudalism, actually, it doesn’t matter to us, I just think the old man treats me well
Yu: What? What's the matter
Guo: I can't repay him. I want to recognize him as a relative, but he won't be happy
Yu: What kind of relative
Guo: I want to Be his uncle
Yu: Ah, I have a crush on my daughter
Guo: His daughter likes me very much
Yu: That’s not bad
Guo: His son-in-law is against it
Yu: Ah, he is getting married
Guo: Can we divorce him at his instigation?
Yu : What kind of humanity
Guo: I didn’t go there anymore, but I learned a lot of opera from the old man
Yu: Oh
Guo: The little painted face of Pingju Opera, both Pay attention to both singing and reciting
Yu: Oh, singing and reciting
Guo: Hey, singing and reciting are both very rigorous
Yu: Oh
p>Guo: For example, there is a play called "Du Shiniang"
Yu: En
Guo: The last twist is called "Capture Sun Fu Alive"
Yu: Yes
Guo: The little flower-faced Sun Fu played a singing voice, which fully demonstrated the benefits of this little flower-faced singing voice
Yu: Well, so Come on, how about you sing this part?
Guo: Drink, it sounds so good
Yu: Capture Sun Fu alive
Guo: Sing it It smells like this
Yu: Let’s have a while
Guo: (Singing) There is Sun Fu sitting alone by the light, thinking about Du Shimeiniang, < /p>
Looks like a flower, has a body like a willow, flying geese fall into the palm, shy of a flower appearance, and has the appearance of a fish, which overwhelms all the beauties.
He spends a thousand taels of silver on his clever plan to impress her. She has a eloquent tongue,
Unexpectedly, she didn’t want to, so she yelled at me. The chivalrous girl took the treasure box and threw it into the Yangtze River. Hey, hey, hey, hey~
To: Hehe, okay
Guo: Little painted face
Yu: It sounds really good
Guo: If you sing well, your mouth must be clean
Yu: It must be clear
Guo: Ah, every word must be sent to your ears
Yu: It’s okay if you can’t hear it
Guo: Including I think the niche students of Ping Opera are also very particular
Yu: niche
Guo: straight and strong
Yu: different styles
Guo: There was an old actor I met once
Yu: Oh
Guo: I don’t think the singing was quite right
Yu: Why?
Guo: He is lax, relatively lax
Yu: Oh
Guo: Singing opera (singing) and listening to the first watch in Qiaolou, I feel impatient and turn over I can't sleep well if I lie down.
I didn’t dare to cry after hearing him sing Tomb-Sweeping Day Visiting Graves
Yu: What’s wrong
Guo: I’m afraid he said I imitated him
Yu: Cough, it’s too unpleasant
Guo: So when it comes to Pingju Opera, you have to study it thoroughly
Yu: Yes
Guo: I think this Pingju opera is more suitable for singing stories about talents, beauties and love life
Yu: Oh
Guo: Not very suitable for singing about such a major historical theme
p>
Yu: Oh, I am not good at expressing important matters
Guo: Especially international themes, not suitable
Yu: National affairs
Guo : There was a time when there was a movie called "Lenin in 1918"
Yu: Oh, this is good
Guo: Drink, the movie was very popular
Yu: Yes, yes, yes
Guo: There is a small Pingju opera troupe that is not showing up
Yu: Yes
Guo: "Lenin in 1918" was performed using Pingju opera transplants. 》
Yu: Opera critic
Guo: Made a lot of jokes
Yu: How to sing?
Guo: It I used a lot of old Pingju opera singing styles, and later also borrowed the melody of Hebei Bangzi
Yu: What does it smell like
Guo: The makeup is all the same
Yu : Oh
Guo: Lenin is wearing a suit, vest, and suspenders.
Yu: Oh
Guo: Come out wearing this< /p>
Yu: Oh, that’s the case too
Guo: A mouth full of old Pingxi opera
Yu: How to sing it
Guo: October The revolution had just succeeded, and the national treasury was tight and empty of food. I - Lenin, I ordered Vasily to get food, but he didn't come back at such an hour. What do you think this is?
Yu: Yeah, cough, cough.
What does this smell like? This is
Guo: After thinking about it for a long time, I can’t worry about it~ The warehouse is big and big, and the warehouse is big and big.
Yu: To Sing
Guo: (Singing) Lenin rides in the Kremlin
Yu: Haha
Guo: Call Sla~~Lev
< p>Yu: Oh, drinkGuo: Come forward and listen clearly
Yu: Oh
Guo: I ordered Navasili to get the food
Yu: En
Guo: At this time of day, there is no return ~
Yu: Oh, cough, cough, cough, still posing
Guo: Go to Vasily from behind and sing Hebei Bangzi Jianban
Yu: How to sing
Guo: There are only eight warehouses, one throat-dong-dong-dong, one throat-dacang~
(singing) Kill the East Palace, go to Petersburg ~~ 锵 锵 锵 锵 锵 锵 ~ ~ ~ 咣 咣 咣> 咣 咣 咣 咣 咣 咣 咣> 咣>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ” What's the use of this thing?
Yu: That's right, it's too unpleasant to listen to
Guo: So I think Pingju opera should be good at singing its own traditional plays
< p>Yu: That’s rightGuo: There’s a lot of childish play, which I think is good
Yu: Childish play?
Guo: It is a play between students and dan. For example, there is a play called "Yang Naiwu and Xiao Baicai"
Yu: Hey
Guo: This play is a household name
Yu: Ming Duan'er
Guo: It sounds good. It's a play between a young student and a female actor, two people competing against each other
Yu: Yes
p>Guo: There is one scene called "Writing a Complaint on the Back of My Brother", which I think is the highlight
Yu: How is it called "Writing a Complaint on the Back of My Brother"
Guo: Yang Naiwu He was wronged and is in prison. He plans to die and will not complain
Yu: Yo
Guo: My sister Yang Shuying is here
Yu: Ah
Guo: You can’t sue. Write down the petition and my sister will go to Beijing to collect the petition for you
Yu: She will go
Guo: There is no one in the prison Table
Yu: Ah
Guo: Sister, lie down here and let your brother write this paper on the back
Yu: Oops
< p>Guo: It's very touchingYu: It's so sad
Guo: It's very nice to hear. Yang Naiwu has a long section of allegro to tempo, it's nice to hear
Yu: Drink, how about singing this part again, from tempo to allegro
Guo: I am willing to sing, but singing alone is not enough to express my emotions
Yu: What else should I do?
Guo: I have to do a play
Yu: Oh, I still have to do a play
Guo: These are two people
Yu: Enter the characters
Guo: One is Yang Naiwu, and the other is his sister Yang Shuying
Yu: Oh oh oh
Guo: I can Singing Yang Naiwu, who is Yang Shuying?
Yu: Don’t look at me, I am willing to go out, but I can’t
Guo: It doesn’t matter, the main thing is to listen Me
Yu: Yes
Guo: Do ??you know if you cooperate with me? Just one word
Yu: What word
Guo: "Brother, just lie on my sister's back and write." After you finished saying this, I quickly picked up the pen and rapped and sang, and that's it.
Yu: I'll listen to you
Guo: Very simple
Yu: That’s all I have to say
Guo: Come on, let’s listen to it again
Yu: Check it again
p>Guo: How fresh
Yu: Brother, just lie on your sister’s back and write, this is the word, right?
Guo: That’s right, the word is right Ah, come on, say it again
Yu: Brother, just lie on my sister’s back and write
Guo: You are a little emotional, so speak louder
Yu : Oh, brother, just lie on my sister’s back and write
Guo: Just be a little taller
Yu: Brother, just lie on my sister’s back and write< /p>
Guo: Much better, so smart, you are a little bit better, not a little bit <
/p>
Yu: Brother, just lie on your sister’s back and write it
Guo: This sister came from the palace
Yu: Eunuch, what’s the matter< /p>
Guo: Chirping, chirping, this one
Yu: Why, please be a little higher
Guo: You still have to be a little higher emotionally. Just a little will do
Yu: Just a little higher!
Guo: A little higher
Yu: Brother~ I’ll forget it, this is not a human voice
Guo: OK, that’s about the same Now, I’ve taken a break too
Yu: Well, if you have to take a break, you can take a break backstage too
Guo: Just this sentence, brother lies on sister’s back and writes, I Pick up the pen, boring, boring, boring, to be honest at this point
Yu: I mainly listen to you
Guo: Listen to this
Yu : Okay, let’s start
Guo: Come on, let’s start
Yu: Brother, just lie on your sister’s back and write it
Guo: Come on.
Yu: It’s so cool
Guo: It’s so fresh, it’s just a show. After saying this, "Ba", you just throw it there. I'm so cute looking at this.
Yu: You like to look ridiculous. If I throw it again, it will be good or bad.
Guo: Get down. The table is fine
Yu: On the table
Guo: Just lie down here
Yu: Come on
Guo: How fresh
Yu: Brother, just lie on my sister’s back and write (lying on the table without moving)
Guo: Sister, you are holding down my pen
< p>Yu: Could you have told me earlier?Guo: Forgot about this, you know?
Yu: This is the only show, so stay here
Guo: Come again, come again
Yu: Ah
Guo: Come again, come again
Yu: Start?
Guo: Start Come on, everyone is waiting
Yu: Brother, just lie on your sister’s back and write
Guo: Cang! The story happened in the late Qing Dynasty. When Yang Naiwu was playing in a small school, the teacher said:
You wait for a while, wait for a while. Can you please stop introducing the plot?
Guo: Everyone needs to know this story
Yu: Everyone knows it, but there is still one person here, don’t you understand
< p>Guo: Forgot about this, everyone knows Yang NaiwuYu: It’s too clear
Guo: No need to introduce, come on
Yu: Brother, just write on your sister’s back
Guo: Cang! Xiao Baicai is so beautiful
Yu: Talk about Xiao Baicai! Okay
Guo: She’s going to be called Xiao Yulie, that’s it, Er Dong Gua, I can’t stand it
Yu: Is there anyone named Er Winter Gua?
Guo: Little cabbage, water spirit, this thing
Yu: Okay, okay, no need to introduce the characters
Guo: The hero and heroine have been introduced
Yu : Everyone understands
Guo: No more nonsense
Yu: No more words
Guo: Let’s start
Yu: Come again
Guo: Boss Yu, thank you for your hard work
Yu: Hey, don’t worry! Brother, just lie on your sister’s back and write it
Guo: There are only eight warehouses in the warehouse, one in the warehouse and one in the warehouse~ This person is not bad at all
Yu: You said What am I doing? You, tell me what I am doing, are you singing or not?
Guo: I’m afraid you’ll be picky, you know?
Yu: I’m not picky. My waist is almost broken
Guo: I’m a little bit cautious, you know?
Yu: Sing, do you want to sing?
Guo: This is the beginning. No more nonsense, come on
Yu: Brother, just lie on my sister’s back and write
Guo: There are only eight warehouses in the warehouse, one in the warehouse, one in the warehouse~
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(Singing) Lifting a sheep's hair, writing a defense statement, the grief is unbearable.
Clang, clang, clang, clang, clang, clang~
Jiangnan County and Hangzhou Prefecture are covered with dark clouds.
I am a law-abiding official, but Liu Xitong, an official, avenged himself and harmed good people.
< p>Bian Baoxian cared about his personal affairs and the officials protected each other, but Gu Li killed people in all the governor's halls.Hu Ruilan was ordered to inspect Jiangnan County, but he embezzled an unknown amount of money.
The injustice was overturned. Eternal hatred, pity my whole family can hardly survive,
Riding my life to plead for retrial, I will wipe out this corrupt official in Jiangnan,
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, big! Cang Cang Da Ba Cang Cai ~ pounce!
Yu: You are writing a petition from Yang Naiwu
Guo: Guo Degang killed the pig
Yu: Go to hell!
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