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Guo Degang's cross talk: "Brother, just lie on my sister's back and write." This is the part that contains this sentence

Hello LZ, that’s Guo Degang’s petition written by Yang Naiwu.

The lines are as follows:

Guo: The show is one after another

Yu: Hey

Guo: Let’s take a break after we finished speaking.

Yu: Yes

Guo: I’m so happy to see everyone

Yu: Ah

Guo: The land is also big

Yu: Yes

Guo: The place where many friends sit is not very good

Yu: Yes

Guo: Including the friends at the back

< p>Yu: Ah

Guo: You said how difficult it is here (referring to the auditorium behind)

Yu: Yes

Guo: Can’t see that There is also a big screen in my head

Yu: Yes

Guo: How high-tech are you talking about now

Yu: Yes, I can’t see this or that

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Guo: How could we have done this back then?

Yu: Ah

Guo: Nowadays, the times are developing and society is progressing

Yu: Yes< /p>

Guo: The whole society has progressed

Yu: Yes

Guo: It was impossible to have such a big screen in the past

Yu: This is High technology didn’t exist before

Guo: Including mobile phones, they didn’t exist before

Yu: It only became popular in the past few years

Guo: How could there be mobile phones in those years? , now it works

Yu: Ah

Guo: Almost everyone has one

Yu: Everyone has one

Guo: Each other Communication is very convenient

Yu: Yes

Guo: Mobile phones are constantly being updated

Yu: Hey

Guo: Not at the earliest Is there just a ringtone?

Yu: Hey

Guo: Look, there are so many ringtones now

Yu: There are so many functions

Guo: That’s how my mobile phone is

Yu: You also like to listen to ringtones

Guo: Different friends have different voices

Yu: Really

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Guo: 咚哏儿里哏儿里哏儿里叏儿咚~

Yu: Jingyun Dagu

Guo: A peer in the folk arts world

< p>Yu: Oh

Guo: Answer the phone

Yu: Hey

Guo: Dag Leng Deng Deng Deng Deng Deng Deng, Deng Leng Deng Deng A stunned friend from the Peking Opera world

Yu: Oh

Guo: Get up! People who don’t want to be slaves ~ My wife is calling

Yu: Oops! The result of long-term oppression

Guo: It rang again, "Dad, please answer the phone." Yu Qian

Yu: Go! I just said this, why?

Guo: Do ??you know about high technology?

Yu: What high technology

Guo: Obviously our friendship is here

Yu: Yes, it’s not a bad idea to have two masters

Guo: That’s what I mean

Yu: Ah

Guo: Times are developing , people are making progress

Yu: Yes

Guo: The same is true for cross talk

Yu: The same is true for cross talk

Guo: In the past two years The cross talk in China is different from today’s cross talk

Yu: There must be a difference

Guo: Including traditional cross talk, in fact, it is advancing with the times every day

Yu: Everything is changing

Guo: Some people say that traditional cross talk is old and decadent

Yu: Ah

Guo: That’s not right

Yu: Yes

Guo: Take the old society as an example

Yu: Ah

Guo: The actor stood in the third room and talked about cross talk

Yu: Ah

Guo: The audience came and heard "Drink, okay"

Yu: Ah

Guo: I took out the money and gave it to him

Yu: I gave you the money

Guo: The next day, this person is doing nothing again

Yu: Ah

Guo: What the actor said yesterday If it’s the same, you won’t spend money

Yu: Who can hear the difference (Boss Yu’s words seem inappropriate)

Guo: So actors should motivate themselves to make the show better Every day is different

Yu: Yes

>Guo: Later, I said that traditional cross talk is not good, and it’s not because of the program

Yu: Ah

Guo: There is no problem with cross talk, but it’s because the actors have stagnated

Yu: Yes

Guo: That led to the decline of cross talk

Yu: It has not changed

Guo: This is the truth, and there is no way. Many of our actors, many celebrities, and many big names became famous before they learned it

Yu: Cough

Guo: So it’s unrealistic for you to ask them to turn around and learn again< /p>

Yu: Haha, he hasn’t admitted it yet

Guo: Isn’t it true? For us, two young actors, it’s not like the media hyped us up< /p>

Yu: It’s not like that

Guo: How about it, he’s an artist, he’s so famous, he’s a master, nonsense

Yu: Cough

Guo: Every day we remind each other, Guo Degang and Yu Qian, pay attention, you two are not much better than others

Yu: Of course

Guo: Just two ordinary actors

Yu: Ah

Guo: For an industry to last a hundred years, to be honest, it would be great to have one art master in a hundred years

Yu : The industry is booming

Guo: Take Peking Opera as an example

Yu: Ah

Guo: In the early days of liberation, there were only two masters in the entire Peking Opera world

Yu: Which two?

Guo: Mei Lanfang, Zhou Xinfang

Yu: Oh

Guo: That was awarded by the state, Ma Lianliang Mr. is so talented that he is called a famous actor

Yu: Yes

Guo: Artists are springing up nowadays

Yu: All of them

< p>Guo: Mainly because the business card management system is not strict

Yu: Cough

Guo: I asked him to print a president for me, and he also printed it

< p>Yu: Ah

Guo: Both the president and the priest can print

Yu: Oops! Okay, you still need some spiritual material

Guo: Hahahaha! Stop talking about this

Yu: Hahaha

Guo: That’s what I mean, we are just two young actors who love cross talk and are willing to do something conscientious for cross talk

Yu: Yes

Guo: But we also want to thank our audience friends for their encouragement and support

Yu: Yes

Guo: These dozen Over the past year, we have not spent a penny from the country

Yu: En

Guo: We have not received support and encouragement from our colleagues

Yu: En

Guo: It’s the nostalgia of our parents and the food and clothing that support us today

Yu: It’s the audience

Guo: You know, one audience is better than a hundred Theorist

Yu: Yes

Guo: This is really helpful to us

Yu: That’s it

Guo: We are also willing to do cross talk well, what should we do? Do more homework

Yu: Study more

Guo: Study more, never have a day off

Yu: That’s right, you have to learn all the time

Guo: Let’s read a book if you have nothing to do

Yu: Yes

Guo: Watch other programs and learn from and communicate with other art forms

< p>Yu: Absorb nutrients

Guo: Teacher Yu does this very well

Yu: I am also lacking

Guo: Broadly covered

Yu: I have many hobbies

Guo: What kind of concerts, symphonies and ballets are you talking about?

Yu: I am willing to watch this

Guo : Not long ago, our "Beichen Ballet"

Yu: Beichen Ballet?

Guo: I took a picture of a little swan

Yu: Oh

Guo: I built one at Qinjian Bridge

Yu: Open-air

Guo: Ah, let’s dance this dance. Teacher Yu rushes over to watch it in a hurry

Yu: Oh

Guo: I bought the VIP seats in the front row.

Yu: Still a VIP

Guo: Five yuan a piece

Zhang

Yu: Ouch

Guo: I feel dizzy when I see people spending money

Yu: Ah

Guo: Five yuan , bought two pieces

Yu: Yes

Guo: Lie there and watch

Yu: Oh, okay, okay, okay

Guo: I don’t understand why you have to lie down to watch ballet? Please explain it to me

Yu: Ah

Guo: The three-hour performance had passed. Teacher Yu’s eyes were red. He looked at the doctor and said, “Look at what I’m doing. What's going on?" The doctor asked, "It doesn't matter, you're so simple. Next time you watch a show like this, take the time to blink your eyes during these three hours."

Yu: Ah, this is my performance I didn’t even blink

Guo: Okay, I’ve covered a wide range of topics

Yu: I’ve covered a lot of things

Guo: Learn more and read more There are benefits to watching

Yu: Really

Guo: Take our cross talk as an example, there are more than a thousand segments of traditional programs

Yu: Yes

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Guo: After so many years of hard work as our actors, there are still more than a hundred segments left

Yu: We worked too hard and this is it

Guo: If we try harder, there will be nothing left.

Yu: Haha, yes

Guo: Everyone needs to study hard, don’t throw it away

Yu: Yes

Guo : Said that cross talk is the same as living a normal life

Yu: How can we still live a normal life

Guo: Buy a refrigerator today and a color TV the day after tomorrow

Yu: Ah

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Guo: You can’t sell a door today and tear down a window the day after tomorrow. That would be a prodigal

Yu: That’s not possible

Guo: Many of our folk arts forms, nowadays I can’t even hear it

Yu: Ah

Guo: It’s a pity actually

Yu: Have they all been lost?

Guo: Tianjin is still Not bad, you mentioned Jingyun, Xihe, Plum Blossom, Danxian, Leting, etc.

Yu: I still keep them all

Guo: When we get there In this city, many types of music have disappeared

Yu: I can’t hear the singing

Guo: Take Beijing as an example. In the past, there was a kind of bamboo board calligraphy in Beijing, but now no one sings it.

Yu: Bamboo blackboard writing?

Guo: Lost

Yu: Oh

Guo: Singing stories on seven bamboo boards

Yu: Oh, singing Big Book

Guo: The Three Kingdoms, the Eastern and Western Han Dynasties, we are talking about the book, and we are almost finished. We pick up the board, croak, croak, croak, croak, and sing

To: Oh

Guo: Let’s talk about it after singing, it sounds so good

Yu: Oh, what does it taste like

Guo: I want you to learn how to calligraphy on the bamboo board. Are you willing? Listen, I am willing to listen, I am willing to listen

Yu: No choice then, I am willing to listen

Guo: I haven’t had much rest these days, and my voice is not at home< /p>

Yu: Oh

Guo: I will sing with all my strength. If there is anyone who breaks down and misses a word, please do more self-criticism

Yu: Cough! You sang wrong, why are people criticizing me?

Guo: (Singing) Slowly beat the bamboo, and the book will return to its original form. Pick up my bamboo board, and the book will return to its original style.

Just now, I was singing the parts of the seven kingdoms before and after half of the incomplete book.

There are still two or three parts, but I haven’t explained them clearly

Where are they? Throw it here, and wherever you look for it, I will continue to sing it.

If you forget it somewhere, I will sing it and you all continue to listen.

Dear everyone sitting here Ming Gong, because liveliness sounds better.

Yu: Okay, this is bamboo board script

Guo: Bamboo board script, no one sings it anymore, including the Xiaofeng tune that used to be in Beijing

Yu: Xiaofeng tune Phoenix tune?

Guo: Hey, Xiaofeng Diao is also called the iron drum in Beijing.

Yu: Hey, this sounds good.

Guo: It sounds good

Yu: Yes, yes, yes

Guo: (Singing) The spring rain is dormant, the valley is startling, the summer is full of awns, and the summer is connected,

p>

Autumn is white, autumn is frosty, winter is snowing, and winter is cold.

Spring, summer (this), autumn and winter are divided into four seasons.

Qingming (this) festival is all about graves. Yuan,

The daughter of a good family died, and the children and grandchildren paid tribute to her.

Who could pity this poor prostitute, hey hey~~~~

< p>Yu: Okay, oops, it sounds really nice

Guo: This section is called "Persuading Prostitutes"

Yu: There is such a section

Guo: It was later changed Got a name

Yu: What’s it called?

Guo: “Persuading Yu Qian”

Yu: Yes, no, I haven’t changed it

Guo: I don’t admit it

Yu: Can I admit it

Guo: How nice it sounds. Back then there was a folk art form called “Lotus Falling”

Yu: Alas, the lotus falls

Guo: Shi Bu Xian'er, the lotus falls

Yu: Yes

Guo: The earliest "Shi Bu Xian'er" is "Shi Bu Xian'er" "Xian'er", "Lotus falls" is "Lotus falls"

Yu: separate

Guo: Since the birthday of Empress Dowager Cixi, the two have merged into one and performed together as a class.

Yu: Yes

Guo: Take Shi Bu Xian'er as an example, crosstalk actors use less

Yu: Yes

Guo : We used to open the show, before the cross talk conference, we sang Shi Bu Xian'er's "Four Happinesses"

Yu: They all sang this

Guo: Fu, Lu, Shou, Xi Four times like this, it sounds nice to sing

Yu: Well, you sing

Guo: (Singing) The word "Fu" has been added to my heart, and I feel happy,

福 Good luck brings Ruiping down,

Blessings are like the long flowing water of the East China Sea,

I hate that blessings come late and are wearing bright red. Fight, fight, fight, choke!

Yu: Hey, that’s right

Guo: I’m so happy

Yu: Hey, that’s the taste

Guo: The lotus falls are gone now

Yu: The lotus falls?

Guo: Ah, many people in Beijing and Hebei used to sing this song

Yu: Ah

Guo: It sounds good. (Singing) I am a man with a strong ambition, and I have found a wife, Yasai Sun Erniang.

Standing taller than me, sitting taller than me,

Her feet are also bigger than mine. Yeah, you are stronger than me.

If you beat me and scold me, you will establish a family law. I will sacrifice my life to discipline my mother-in-law.

Yu: Hey, okay

Guo: The lotus falls.

Yu: It’s a bit interesting

Guo: Although Lianhualuo is gone, both Pingju opera and Errenzhuan drew on Lianhualuo’s singing style

Yu: Oh, Qian Shen again Meaning

Guo: Ping Opera is a household name in Tianjin

Yu: Everyone loves to listen to it

Guo: Tianjin, Beijing, and North China, including the Northeast, People love to hear it

Yu: 嚯

Guo: Tianjin is the home of opera criticism, and many good actors are produced here

Yu: Yes< /p>

Guo: I personally have this opinion

Yu: Ah

Guo: I think Pingju opera should promote the rejuvenation of actors

Yu : What is rejuvenation?

Guo: Because Pingju opera is more about the love story of a talented man and a beautiful woman

Yu: Romance, Flowers, Snow and Moon

Guo: What do you mean about this talented man? The beauty is too old and the actors don’t look like her.

Yu: It doesn’t look good either

Guo: Once I went to see a play in Tianjin

Yu: Ah< /p>

Guo: The complete version of "Qin Xianglian"

Yu: What a great show

Guo: The actor who plays Qin Xianglian must be over seventy years old

Yu: So old

Guo: Old artist, you can sing really well

Yu: Good singing skills

Guo: Just too fat. Four of them

Yu: Oops! So fat

Guo: Qin Xianglian has such a big head

Yu: Ah

Guo: Dress up for the show. Let’s take a look after putting on makeup. How can I see it with Otto? Man-like

Yu: Drink, is there such a comparison?

Guo: There is a young man from Tianjin sitting next to me. Just saying a few words made me happy to death

< p>Yu: How did you say that

Guo: Oops! Good Qin Xianglian

Yu: Ah, haha

Guo: This Qin Xianglian is so talkative

Yu: Ah

Guo: If I were Chen Shimei, I wouldn’t want him.

Yu: Oops, cough! No one talks like that

Guo: He talks rough but not rationally

Yu: On the contrary

Guo: He looks good when he is young

Yu: Hey

Guo: Sheng, Dan, Jing and Chou are all complete

Yu: That’s right

Guo: Not at the earliest, at the earliest This opera review is called "Three Children's Opera"

Yu: How is it called "Three Children's Opera"

Guo: Xiaosheng, Xiaodan, Clown

Yu: Oh , it’s all trivial

Guo: Hey, trivial. Later, the profession was enriched and the special attention was paid

Yu: It sounds great

Guo: I think the little painted face in Pingxi opera is worth mentioning

Yu: Xiaohua Face

Guo: In other dramas, this clown is a foil character

Yu: Enen

Guo: In Pingju opera, he is considered the protagonist. Er

Yu: It sounds good

Guo: Ouch, good.

I once knew a Pingju opera teacher

Yu: Oh, I also became a teacher

Guo: A senior in his seventies taught me the little painted face of Pingju opera

Yu: The True Story of Shou

Guo: The old man is so nice, he likes me very much

Yu: Yes

Guo: I go home every day Go learn opera

Yu: Oh

Guo: The old man told me later that you are such a good kid

Yu: Oh

Guo: I really like you, starting from tomorrow

Yu: Ah

Guo: Just stop coming, I will kill you if you come again, you know ?

Yu: Ah! Does this mean he likes you?

Guo: He likes me very much

Yu: It’s not like that, this

Guo: He is older and more feudal

Yu: Yes

Guo: Feudalism, actually, it doesn’t matter to us, I just think the old man treats me well

Yu: What? What's the matter

Guo: I can't repay him. I want to recognize him as a relative, but he won't be happy

Yu: What kind of relative

Guo: I want to Be his uncle

Yu: Ah, I have a crush on my daughter

Guo: His daughter likes me very much

Yu: That’s not bad

Guo: His son-in-law is against it

Yu: Ah, he is getting married

Guo: Can we divorce him at his instigation?

Yu : What kind of humanity

Guo: I didn’t go there anymore, but I learned a lot of opera from the old man

Yu: Oh

Guo: The little painted face of Pingju Opera, both Pay attention to both singing and reciting

Yu: Oh, singing and reciting

Guo: Hey, singing and reciting are both very rigorous

Yu: Oh

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Guo: For example, there is a play called "Du Shiniang"

Yu: En

Guo: The last twist is called "Capture Sun Fu Alive"

Yu: Yes

Guo: The little flower-faced Sun Fu played a singing voice, which fully demonstrated the benefits of this little flower-faced singing voice

Yu: Well, so Come on, how about you sing this part?

Guo: Drink, it sounds so good

Yu: Capture Sun Fu alive

Guo: Sing it It smells like this

Yu: Let’s have a while

Guo: (Singing) There is Sun Fu sitting alone by the light, thinking about Du Shimeiniang, < /p>

Looks like a flower, has a body like a willow, flying geese fall into the palm, shy of a flower appearance, and has the appearance of a fish, which overwhelms all the beauties.

He spends a thousand taels of silver on his clever plan to impress her. She has a eloquent tongue,

Unexpectedly, she didn’t want to, so she yelled at me. The chivalrous girl took the treasure box and threw it into the Yangtze River. Hey, hey, hey, hey~

To: Hehe, okay

Guo: Little painted face

Yu: It sounds really good

Guo: If you sing well, your mouth must be clean

Yu: It must be clear

Guo: Ah, every word must be sent to your ears

Yu: It’s okay if you can’t hear it

Guo: Including I think the niche students of Ping Opera are also very particular

Yu: niche

Guo: straight and strong

Yu: different styles

Guo: There was an old actor I met once

Yu: Oh

Guo: I don’t think the singing was quite right

Yu: Why?

Guo: He is lax, relatively lax

Yu: Oh

Guo: Singing opera (singing) and listening to the first watch in Qiaolou, I feel impatient and turn over I can't sleep well if I lie down.

I didn’t dare to cry after hearing him sing Tomb-Sweeping Day Visiting Graves

Yu: What’s wrong

Guo: I’m afraid he said I imitated him

Yu: Cough, it’s too unpleasant

Guo: So when it comes to Pingju Opera, you have to study it thoroughly

Yu: Yes

Guo: I think this Pingju opera is more suitable for singing stories about talents, beauties and love life

Yu: Oh

Guo: Not very suitable for singing about such a major historical theme

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Yu: Oh, I am not good at expressing important matters

Guo: Especially international themes, not suitable

Yu: National affairs

Guo : There was a time when there was a movie called "Lenin in 1918"

Yu: Oh, this is good

Guo: Drink, the movie was very popular

Yu: Yes, yes, yes

Guo: There is a small Pingju opera troupe that is not showing up

Yu: Yes

Guo: "Lenin in 1918" was performed using Pingju opera transplants. 》

Yu: Opera critic

Guo: Made a lot of jokes

Yu: How to sing?

Guo: It I used a lot of old Pingju opera singing styles, and later also borrowed the melody of Hebei Bangzi

Yu: What does it smell like

Guo: The makeup is all the same

Yu : Oh

Guo: Lenin is wearing a suit, vest, and suspenders.

Yu: Oh

Guo: Come out wearing this< /p>

Yu: Oh, that’s the case too

Guo: A mouth full of old Pingxi opera

Yu: How to sing it

Guo: October The revolution had just succeeded, and the national treasury was tight and empty of food. I - Lenin, I ordered Vasily to get food, but he didn't come back at such an hour. What do you think this is?

Yu: Yeah, cough, cough.

What does this smell like? This is

Guo: After thinking about it for a long time, I can’t worry about it~ The warehouse is big and big, and the warehouse is big and big.

Yu: To Sing

Guo: (Singing) Lenin rides in the Kremlin

Yu: Haha

Guo: Call Sla~~Lev

< p>Yu: Oh, drink

Guo: Come forward and listen clearly

Yu: Oh

Guo: I ordered Navasili to get the food

Yu: En

Guo: At this time of day, there is no return ~

Yu: Oh, cough, cough, cough, still posing

Guo: Go to Vasily from behind and sing Hebei Bangzi Jianban

Yu: How to sing

Guo: There are only eight warehouses, one throat-dong-dong-dong, one throat-dacang~

(singing) Kill the East Palace, go to Petersburg ~~ 锵 锵 锵 锵 锵 锵 ~ ~ ~ 咣 咣 咣> 咣 咣 咣 咣 咣 咣 咣> 咣>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ” What's the use of this thing?

Yu: That's right, it's too unpleasant to listen to

Guo: So I think Pingju opera should be good at singing its own traditional plays

< p>Yu: That’s right

Guo: There’s a lot of childish play, which I think is good

Yu: Childish play?

Guo: It is a play between students and dan. For example, there is a play called "Yang Naiwu and Xiao Baicai"

Yu: Hey

Guo: This play is a household name

Yu: Ming Duan'er

Guo: It sounds good. It's a play between a young student and a female actor, two people competing against each other

Yu: Yes

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Guo: There is one scene called "Writing a Complaint on the Back of My Brother", which I think is the highlight

Yu: How is it called "Writing a Complaint on the Back of My Brother"

Guo: Yang Naiwu He was wronged and is in prison. He plans to die and will not complain

Yu: Yo

Guo: My sister Yang Shuying is here

Yu: Ah

Guo: You can’t sue. Write down the petition and my sister will go to Beijing to collect the petition for you

Yu: She will go

Guo: There is no one in the prison Table

Yu: Ah

Guo: Sister, lie down here and let your brother write this paper on the back

Yu: Oops

< p>Guo: It's very touching

Yu: It's so sad

Guo: It's very nice to hear. Yang Naiwu has a long section of allegro to tempo, it's nice to hear

Yu: Drink, how about singing this part again, from tempo to allegro

Guo: I am willing to sing, but singing alone is not enough to express my emotions

Yu: What else should I do?

Guo: I have to do a play

Yu: Oh, I still have to do a play

Guo: These are two people

Yu: Enter the characters

Guo: One is Yang Naiwu, and the other is his sister Yang Shuying

Yu: Oh oh oh

Guo: I can Singing Yang Naiwu, who is Yang Shuying?

Yu: Don’t look at me, I am willing to go out, but I can’t

Guo: It doesn’t matter, the main thing is to listen Me

Yu: Yes

Guo: Do ??you know if you cooperate with me? Just one word

Yu: What word

Guo: "Brother, just lie on my sister's back and write." After you finished saying this, I quickly picked up the pen and rapped and sang, and that's it.

Yu: I'll listen to you

Guo: Very simple

Yu: That’s all I have to say

Guo: Come on, let’s listen to it again

Yu: Check it again

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Guo: How fresh

Yu: Brother, just lie on your sister’s back and write, this is the word, right?

Guo: That’s right, the word is right Ah, come on, say it again

Yu: Brother, just lie on my sister’s back and write

Guo: You are a little emotional, so speak louder

Yu : Oh, brother, just lie on my sister’s back and write

Guo: Just be a little taller

Yu: Brother, just lie on my sister’s back and write< /p>

Guo: Much better, so smart, you are a little bit better, not a little bit <

/p>

Yu: Brother, just lie on your sister’s back and write it

Guo: This sister came from the palace

Yu: Eunuch, what’s the matter< /p>

Guo: Chirping, chirping, this one

Yu: Why, please be a little higher

Guo: You still have to be a little higher emotionally. Just a little will do

Yu: Just a little higher!

Guo: A little higher

Yu: Brother~ I’ll forget it, this is not a human voice

Guo: OK, that’s about the same Now, I’ve taken a break too

Yu: Well, if you have to take a break, you can take a break backstage too

Guo: Just this sentence, brother lies on sister’s back and writes, I Pick up the pen, boring, boring, boring, to be honest at this point

Yu: I mainly listen to you

Guo: Listen to this

Yu : Okay, let’s start

Guo: Come on, let’s start

Yu: Brother, just lie on your sister’s back and write it

Guo: Come on.

Yu: It’s so cool

Guo: It’s so fresh, it’s just a show. After saying this, "Ba", you just throw it there. I'm so cute looking at this.

Yu: You like to look ridiculous. If I throw it again, it will be good or bad.

Guo: Get down. The table is fine

Yu: On the table

Guo: Just lie down here

Yu: Come on

Guo: How fresh

Yu: Brother, just lie on my sister’s back and write (lying on the table without moving)

Guo: Sister, you are holding down my pen

< p>Yu: Could you have told me earlier?

Guo: Forgot about this, you know?

Yu: This is the only show, so stay here

Guo: Come again, come again

Yu: Ah

Guo: Come again, come again

Yu: Start?

Guo: Start Come on, everyone is waiting

Yu: Brother, just lie on your sister’s back and write

Guo: Cang! The story happened in the late Qing Dynasty. When Yang Naiwu was playing in a small school, the teacher said:

You wait for a while, wait for a while. Can you please stop introducing the plot?

Guo: Everyone needs to know this story

Yu: Everyone knows it, but there is still one person here, don’t you understand

< p>Guo: Forgot about this, everyone knows Yang Naiwu

Yu: It’s too clear

Guo: No need to introduce, come on

Yu: Brother, just write on your sister’s back

Guo: Cang! Xiao Baicai is so beautiful

Yu: Talk about Xiao Baicai! Okay

Guo: She’s going to be called Xiao Yulie, that’s it, Er Dong Gua, I can’t stand it

Yu: Is there anyone named Er Winter Gua?

Guo: Little cabbage, water spirit, this thing

Yu: Okay, okay, no need to introduce the characters

Guo: The hero and heroine have been introduced

Yu : Everyone understands

Guo: No more nonsense

Yu: No more words

Guo: Let’s start

Yu: Come again

Guo: Boss Yu, thank you for your hard work

Yu: Hey, don’t worry! Brother, just lie on your sister’s back and write it

Guo: There are only eight warehouses in the warehouse, one in the warehouse and one in the warehouse~ This person is not bad at all

Yu: You said What am I doing? You, tell me what I am doing, are you singing or not?

Guo: I’m afraid you’ll be picky, you know?

Yu: I’m not picky. My waist is almost broken

Guo: I’m a little bit cautious, you know?

Yu: Sing, do you want to sing?

Guo: This is the beginning. No more nonsense, come on

Yu: Brother, just lie on my sister’s back and write

Guo: There are only eight warehouses in the warehouse, one in the warehouse, one in the warehouse~

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(Singing) Lifting a sheep's hair, writing a defense statement, the grief is unbearable.

Clang, clang, clang, clang, clang, clang~

Jiangnan County and Hangzhou Prefecture are covered with dark clouds.

I am a law-abiding official, but Liu Xitong, an official, avenged himself and harmed good people.

< p>Bian Baoxian cared about his personal affairs and the officials protected each other, but Gu Li killed people in all the governor's halls.

Hu Ruilan was ordered to inspect Jiangnan County, but he embezzled an unknown amount of money.

The injustice was overturned. Eternal hatred, pity my whole family can hardly survive,

Riding my life to plead for retrial, I will wipe out this corrupt official in Jiangnan,

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, big! Cang Cang Da Ba Cang Cai ~ pounce!

Yu: You are writing a petition from Yang Naiwu

Guo: Guo Degang killed the pig

Yu: Go to hell!

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