Little jokes for school kids

Jokes for kids going to school

Jokes for kids going to school: A four-year-old daughter touched her dad’s breast while watching TV. Dad: Go find your mom. The little girl pouted her lips and said unconvinced: Mommy feeds me when you grow your breasts, but you don’t feed me when you grow breasts, and you don’t even touch them. Why do you grow breasts? More exciting jokes are in the joke column, welcome to enjoy !

Jokes for school kids (1)

1. Xiaoli said to her mother: The puppy is licking her hand. ?

The mother corrected her: ?Child, a puppy’s hands are called paws, and human paws are called hands. ?

2. The baby’s mother is an obstetrician and gynecologist, and his father is a pediatrician.

One day, a classmate asked him: What do your parents do?

The baby said: My mother gives birth to children, and my father repairs them. ?

3. To help Xiaohua better understand the application questions, the teacher gave an analogy: When the air conditioner is turned on in a shopping mall, the temperature difference between indoor and outdoor is required to be 4 degrees. So when the outdoor temperature is 24 degrees, how high should the indoor air conditioner be turned on?

Xiaohua answered: ?20 degrees. ?

Teacher: ?Correct. What if it’s 14 degrees outside?

Xiaohua: It’s 10 degrees indoors. ?

Teacher: ?Very good. What if it’s 4 degrees outside?

Xiaohua: It’s so cold, do you still need to turn on the air conditioner? Jokes for school kids (2)

1. A family of three is watching there A mythological drama in which a woman is unconscious and needs jelly grass to save her life. Her husband finally gets the jelly grass after going through all kinds of difficulties.

At this time, my four-year-old son said: It turns out to be an onion!?

2. When I saw that my friend’s three-year-old boy looked like a girl, I Just ask: Doudou, are you a boy or a girl?

Child: I am a man!

Me: You are obviously a girl!

Child I was so anxious that I immediately took off my pants, then pointed down and said: Uncle, I have a small penis.

3. My nephew went to have a wedding banquet. Seeing that I was alone at home and didn’t know how to cook, he said: Uncle, let me pack some food for you!?

I was moved and said: "No, no, how embarrassing!"

In order to take care of me, he said something that made me collapse instantly: "It doesn't matter, if others ask me, I will just say that I am taking care of you." Give my dog ??food.!?

4. I have a four-year-old daughter at home: Mom, the teacher said I am beautiful today.

Me: Really? What did the teacher say?

Daughter: What’s the use of being pretty? You’re not good in class. Jokes for school kids (3)

1. After the exam,

A: How did you do in the exam?

B: It was a mess. ?

A: If you are so good at playing football, why can’t you do it in the exam?

B: There are people who will cooperate with you in playing football. ?

2. In the church, a little boy was praying: "Oh God! I only have a small wish, please move the capital to New York!"

A priest was praying. After hearing this, he asked the little boy: "Children, why do you pray to move the capital to New York?"

The little boy replied: "There is an exam question asking where the capital is, and my answer is New York. ?

3. During the midterm exam, my daughter’s math scores took a big step back. My wife was so anxious that she contacted a cram school. The cram school requires students taking supplementary classes to bring their own learning supplies, including all textbooks, materials, and homework books.

After breakfast, I sent my daughter to make up lessons. I asked my daughter: Are everything ready?

My daughter patted her schoolbag and said, "It's ready." ?

I asked casually: What have you prepared?

My daughter said: Biscuits, ham sausage, jelly, and a few pieces of Shaqima. ?;