A skit with three women performing hilarious lines

1.

Xiao Ming and Xiao Hua are good friends.

One day Xiao Ming fell down. Xiao Hua saw him and wanted to go up and comfort him.

I wanted to say, "Did you feel pain from the fall?"

But I was so excited that I said:

"Did your butt hurt from the fall?"< /p>

Xiao Ming was stunned, stood up, farted,

said: "Not yet! Did you see? He's still breathing!"

2.

One day, three girls, Xiaoli, Xiaoye, and Yunshu, went to a haunted house to play together.

After entering, they divided into three groups, each taking a fork in the road to break through.

Xiao Li: Here... there is light ahead! Red! It makes people feel warm and a little chilly at the same time...

Xiao Ye: It's dark and scary... Haqiu~~ (sneezing) I'm so cold!

Yun Shu: It’s so bright! very nice! It doesn’t look like a haunted house at all, it’s really paradise!

Xiaoli kept walking forward, following the red light, when suddenly a frightening and desolate wailing sounded: "Help!!" Keep walking and walking...

< p>Xiaoye walked forward, and suddenly, the lights came on, and several large black bats were surrounding him, and they made piercing calls from time to time. Xiaoye was so frightened that he broke into a cold sweat...

Yun Shu said: "Heaven! Oh my god! Ah!~~~ (screaming)" As soon as he finished speaking, a few words suddenly popped up in front of Yun Shu. A mummy. Every mummy is mumbling: "Be buried with me! I will fulfill any of your wishes, provided that you follow me to see the Pharaoh!"

The three girls were not very courageous at first. Not big, I have to go to the haunted house. This time it was good, everyone was stunned. Fortunately, there are cameras, otherwise they would all have died inside...

Actually, the three girls are all good friends. I accidentally saw (coincidentally) that there was a dubbing competition tonight, so I clicked in to watch it.

Later they all won the top three.

Unexpectedly, the voice they heard was exactly their own voice.

Scare yourself...

Remind everyone! Never do these things! Pure fiction!