A light and humorous joke broke your stomach.

Easy humor, little joke, laughing my head off.

Easy humor joke: All love that is not for the purpose of marriage is hooliganism, and love that is for the purpose of marriage is business?

Laugh your ass off (1) 1. What's your annual salary?

B: 960,000.

A: 80,000 that month!

Yes, this is my basic salary.

A: Not bad. What do you do?

B: dreaming?

Wish: 20 17 everyone's dreams come true!

In winter, the chairs on some buses are very cold. My friend and I were waiting for the bus at the station, and soon an empty bus came.

As soon as the car stopped, my friend rushed up and asked him when I got up. Why are you in such a hurry? He said proudly:? While the chair is still hot! ?

3. On New Year's Day holiday, I went to eat hot pot, and I saw on the wall of the hot pot restaurant: sheep are raised by myself, vegetables are grown by myself, and oil is squeezed by myself', reminding customers to eat with confidence.

When I paid the bill, I quietly said to my boss: Boss, I drew this money myself, so you can use it safely!

The boss chased me for several blocks with a knife and missed. Gee, that's interesting. Did I grow my own legs?

4. An egg ran to Shandong and turned into a Lu (halogen) egg;

An egg went swimming in Songhua River, and it became a preserved egg.

An egg was homeless and turned into a wild egg;

An egg accidentally fell on the road and fell to the ground. It turned into a missile.

An egg ran to the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau and became a hydrogen bomb.

An egg is sick. As a result, it becomes a bad egg.

An egg got married and turned into an asshole;

An egg swam in the river and became a nuclear bomb.

An egg ran into the flowers and turned into a Hua Dan;

An egg is riding a horse with a knife. It turned out to be Beijing Opera Blues.

An egg rolled round and round and turned into a round egg (New Year's Day)!

Laugh your belly out (2) 1. Couplets, I want this!

Part one: The world is so big that I want to see it. The road is so blocked that it hurts to think about it!

Bottom line: the wallet is too small to go anywhere; The scenic spots are so expensive that it breaks my heart to ask!

Horizontal criticism: let's go to the owner's house for a party.

On the first day of New Year's Day, a case was just pronounced, and the judge happily asked the person on trial:? What did you do?

? I went shopping early on New Year's Day this year. The prisoner answered with tears.

? This is not a bad thing. The judge said, how early?

? Before the store opens? The prisoner replied.

Here is a joke. Isn't it ridiculous that human beings keep trying to get in touch with aliens and believe that they can get along well with them when they can't even get along with their peers on earth?

My best friend said that she would invite me to the movies. I am so excited. Why did she suddenly want to invite me to the movies? I saw her holding her mobile phone slowly, thinking that she was going to book tickets online. I saw her turn on the video player, put it in front of me and said, look! My heart suddenly cooled a lot.

Laugh yourself over (3) 1. A beggar knocked on the window and said, give me some money.

The driver looked at it and said, let me give you a cigarette.

The beggar said, I don't smoke. Give me some money.

The driver said, I have beer in my car. Let me give you a bottle of wine.

The beggar said, I don't drink. Give me some money.

The driver said, well, I'll take you to the mahjong room, I'll pay, you bet, and the winner is yours.

The beggar said, I don't gamble. Give me some money.

The driver said, then you get on the bus and I'll take you back to show my wife how good a good man who doesn't smoke, drink or gamble can be!

2. A buddy's house caught fire and called the police and said: 1 19? My house is on fire.

1 19: Where is it?

Dude: At my house.

1 19: Be specific.

Dude: It's in my kitchen.

1 19: I said your current position.

Dude: I'm under the table now.

How do we get to your house?

Dude: Don't you have a fire truck?

1 19:?

3. Old friend: Are you going home for the New Year?

Me: I should go home.

Old friend: Then bring me some specialties.

Me: But I am generally unreasonable!

This year is coming to an end. I asked many friends if they made any money this year.

Most friends earn money, and they earn a variety of things: some earn a fart, some earn a hammer, some earn a hair, and what's more, some earn a sister, which is extremely extravagant! The scariest thing is to earn ghosts!

I met a friend this morning and asked, did you make any money this year? He looked at the sky and muttered, be a bird! See, as long as you work hard, you can earn anything.

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