What are some touching and humorous jokes?

Husband: "In my opinion, Columbus had absolutely no wife. Otherwise he can't find any continent. " Wife: "Why do you think so?" Husband: "If he has a wife, before going to sea, she will definitely ask, where are you going?" Why are you going? Go with who? Can you come back for long? Why? Wife: "Of course Columbus should make these things clear! " ?

2, newly married, the wife complained to her husband: "Parents are too anxious, urging us to have children every day, saying that we should have grandchildren early." The husband comforted: "Mom is a little anxious, and Dad didn't say anything!" " My wife said gloomily, "Dad didn't say anything in his mouth, but he held Sun Tzu's Art of War in front of me all day."

3. When someone sees a rental information, they call to ask. The other party said, "The house rented by my son is not at home now." He thought about it and asked, "Is it quarterly or monthly?" As soon as the voice fell, the other party flew into a rage and said, "What stepfather, I am his biological father!" " "