Who has that kind of lonely joke?

Snow finally couldn't help it. She stopped Pi Nuo Qiqi, put his face between her legs and said, "Lie, tell the truth, lie, tell the truth." ......

The hen complained to the bull, "it's unfair that humans want me to lay more eggs, but they plan their own families!" " "The old cow said," what are you? People all over the world drink my wife's milk. Who the fuck calls me dad? "

Someone suspected that his wife was deaf and decided to test her hearing. Walk gently ten meters behind her. "Hey, can you hear me?" She didn't answer. So he moved six meters behind her. "Hey, can you hear me?" She still didn't respond. Before you go, ask three meters away from her; "Hello, can you hear me now?" At this time, he heard his wife answer; "Yes, this is the third time I have answered!"

Want to be good friends with girls? It's simple. Just tell her, and soon you will hear her say "Let's be good friends". . .

A child asked a rich man, sir, why are you so rich? The rich man said: I had nothing like you when I was a child. My father gave me an apple, so I sold it, bought two more apples with the money I earned, and then sold it to buy four more apples. The child said thoughtfully, sir, I seem to understand. Mr. millionaire said, you know your sister. Later, when my father died, I inherited all his inheritance.