Complete collection of humorous jokes

A collection of humorous jokes

A collection of humorous jokes, the secret to making people laugh all day long is to read more jokes and jokes when you are in a bad mood. The jokes can help you to a certain extent. There are many types of jokes that can relieve people's low mood. Below I will share with you a collection of humorous jokes. Collection of humorous jokes 1

1. When you meet a close friend after drinking, you won’t be able to talk the same thing, haha.

2. If one day you start to miss me, remember, it’s not me who wants to leave, it’s you who let go

3. Confucius, Mencius and Laozi were in the pig pen together I went to bed, and it turned out that the sow was pregnant the next day. After testing, it was not Confucius's or Mencius's. Whose was it? (The answer within one second is a genius)

4. There are more and more monsters in the world, and there are fewer and fewer Tang Monk.

5. Summer vacation homework flies into the sky, flies underground, flies all over the sky, and flies into the garbage dump.

6. Rich people buy eight generations of apples, while poor people buy eight bags of apples.

7. Tick-tock, tick-tock, time escapes from my hand every minute.

8. When you point your fingers at others to scold their parents, don’t forget that there are four fingers pointed at yourself! !

9. Let me celebrate a happy Mother’s Day for you: Hello, wife, you are the big leader in our family. Mother’s Day is great. You celebrate the holiday and I’ll take care of you.

10. Everyone is original when they are born. Sadly, many people gradually become pirates!

11. How long is a minute? It depends on whether you are squatting inside the toilet or waiting outside the toilet.

12. We almost have the most holidays in the world, but we almost have the fewest holidays in the world.

13. From elementary school to university, the only thing that remains unchanged is a heart that doesn’t want to study.

14. I get dizzy even when riding on a boat. How can I use two boats?

15. Smoking cigarettes and drinking wine, taking one step at a time

16. I just want to put down all my baggage and be close to you wholeheartedly. Can I do it all over again

< p> 17. Is there anyone like me who thought He Jiong and Xie Na were a couple when they were young?

18. Hitting means kissing and scolding means loving. I always scold your mother, and I almost fall in love with your mother.

19. It’s Valentine’s Day, and I wish all my girlfriends who have girlfriends a happy birthday.

20. As soon as Valentine’s Day comes, those who have lovers become excited, and they are so excited that they finally break up on Valentine’s Day. Collection of humorous jokes 2

1. Is the only reason to be single because you are ugly? No, not only am I ugly, I always think others are ugly!

2. If you have a girl you like, give her a lipstick. At least when she kisses someone else, you still have a sense of participation.

3. A single male colleague washed a bunch of clothes over the weekend and said he was exhausted and really needed to find a wife. Reply from a married male compatriot: Too little washing is not enough?

4. What is the power of mathematics? I couldn’t understand the answer after copying it! What is the power of language? After reading the answer, I don’t want to copy it!

5. Love is complementary. When you think that your boyfriend is terrible because you are too good, you will not be so angry.

6. A man, before getting engaged, is like a grandson, obedient and obedient. After getting engaged, be like a son and learn to talk back. After marriage, you will be like me and give orders.

7. In life, you must always take some responsibility or find some sustenance. So some people are raising parents, wives and children, some are raising cats, dogs, birds and fish, and some are raising flowers and plants. I am more advanced, so I close my eyes and start to rest my mind.

8. My wife was pregnant. I called my dad to announce the good news and said excitedly: Dad, you are going to be a grandson!

9. I went to the supermarket with my dad and saw a man and a woman begging for food on the side of the road. We walked around and my dad sighed: Even the beggars have wives. I answered with a smile: He probably went to beg for food after he got a wife.

10. If it doesn’t look good, don’t mess around with it. Some people spend a lot of money to perm exquisite princess curls, but they don’t look like princesses, but like Newton. Collection of humorous jokes 3

1. Wangzi said: Look, I will go home and get the money.

2. Ten years ago, I was often very stupid; ten years later, I am often very good at pretending to be stupid.

3. The teacher said: There is no regret medicine in the world, only rat poison.

4. I have no ambition in this life, that is, I just want to make a lot of money.

5. They are all pretending. I had to pretend to be experienced.

6. Failed the Chinese language? normal! Do you need to use rhetorical techniques to curse people?

7. Should we dye our hair white and walk hand in hand into the sunset, so that we can grow old together?

8. Don’t tell me you love me. I feel like vomiting after hearing this too many times.

9. Every night, I feel hungry except for you.

10. Many people can’t lose weight because they don’t really want to lose weight.

11. Youth is dedicated to drunkenness and dreaming.

12. I like to dream, the kind that I do during the day.

13. I bought a CD. The boss said it was seven beasts against one weak woman. When I took it home, I saw it was a stainless steel gourd doll!

14. It’s so boring, I catch myself farting and play with it.

15. I skipped too many classes. One day I wanted to go to class. When I saw the professor, he was surprised and said, "I haven't seen you for such a long time and you have grown so much."

16. If I love you, I will send you salt; if I hate you, I will send you to Japan.

17. Grow your own red beans and ignore other people’s peanuts.

18. Dichlorvos, 100% winning rate. Open the bottle cap and get another bottle.

19. Others rely on looks and money when they fall in love, but I know it makes the other person blind.

20. When I have a day off, I will sleep from night to the next morning.

21. Oogway girl and brother have already registered as earth users!

22. People have true feelings, and I love them as long as they are girls.

23. If you lose your wife, you can find another one. There is only one mother.

24. People say that I’m crazy. Really, I just used 30% of my video games to take selfies.

25. If one day I become a pervert, please don’t forget that I was also innocent.

26. I don’t mind if you lie to me. What I mind is that you can’t lie to me.

27. I will be on a business trip to the north, south and central China recently. Don't forget to tell him that you are collecting matchboxes from the hotel and ask him to bring them back.

28. They say words are like people. I read the medical records. I can’t even imagine what the doctor looks like.

29. When I was a child, my grandma would always make me a cup of strange coffee. Only when I grew up did I realize that isatis root was used.

30. Oh God! Give me a handsome man to be my deskmate when school starts!

31. I am not afraid of drinking dichlorvos, but I am afraid that I will be happy to open the lid and enjoy one more bottle.

32. Everyone says that a man has gold under his knees. I cut off my legs. Where is the gold?

33. After staying among the nervous people for a long time, I found that I am normal.

34. Everyone is young only once, whoever decides to spoil whomever.

35. In fact, I don’t like loneliness at all. Why does loneliness always come to me?