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What are Koreans like?
I think friends in China have almost no understanding of South Korea except for the gorgeous packaging and tourism promotions of those Korean actors. I can only write the real situation to let everyone understand. See what the real Korea is like!
When I came to Korea from Japan for a layover at the beginning of the year, I had the urge to leave immediately as soon as I got off the Gimpo Air plane. The difference between the Korea I saw from the plane and what I imagined was huge! ! !
Low dilapidated houses and bare hills (it was winter at that time). At that time, South Korea’s national gateway airport was still Gimpo Air located on the outskirts of Seoul. To be honest, I had just taken a passenger flight from Tokyo Airport. I can’t believe that the gateway airport of a country is so shabby and small! !
The attitude of the service staff at the airport is completely different from the service quality at Japanese airports! ! The Republic of Korea, which is known as a country of etiquette (I am disgusted with the name of this country. It is not as big as Shandong Province in China, but it is called the Republic of Korea!! It is exactly the same as the Japanese devils!!). There is nothing written in the promotional brochure. So warm and welcoming! The cold expression and the bow of less than 20 degrees make people feel bad! ! !
Although it was only a short connecting trip, my impression of South Korea was already greatly reduced.
However, by chance, when the World Cup was held in 2002, it was co-organized by Japan and South Korea. As an expatriate translator who loves life and racing, he had to set foot in this small country again.
This time I stayed for more than three months. It can be said that I have a deep understanding of South Korea. First of all, the first impression of Korea can be said to be that it has no style of its own and is completely different! Modern high-rise buildings cannot compete with Shanghai in China. The tallest building in South Korea is the 63 Building, which Koreans are still proud of. They often ask me if there are such tall buildings in China? Such an ignorant and ridiculous question. When it comes to the richness of culture and history, it cannot compete with Beijing. And when it comes to fashion and modern technology, it cannot compare with Japan!
The land area of ??South Korea is very small, and you can travel all over South Korea in 3 days of driving! ! The urban architectural styles in every city are almost exactly the same, with low and dilapidated bungalows and identical apartment buildings! The rural areas are almost the same as those in China. There are many rural people who are poor or even hungry. There is even a village in Gyeonggi Province that still has no electricity!
People’s clothing styles are also the same, with no sense of fashion! It’s nothing like those actors in Korean dramas who are well-dressed and luxurious! There are countless people with the same name and surname! Even their looks are carved from the same mold and look similar. This may be related to their passion for plastic surgery!
Here, I have to mention a Korean cheeky female tour guide who was our assistant at that time! Because we have to translate for tourists from various countries who come to Korea during the World Cup, we need to understand the so-called scenic spots and historical sites in Korea in advance. But to be honest, for me, who was born in China, a huge country, there is really nothing in South Korea that can arouse my interest in traveling. Their Gyeongbokgung Palace, as a royal palace, is completely incomparable with our Forbidden City in China. It can be described as a mountain village earth temple. It’s not an exaggeration! There are a few low-rise houses and a construction area of ??less than one thousand meters. I really don’t understand what value a place like that has for us Chinese to visit.
However, the female tour guide disagreed. She said to us sternly, "We in Korea have valued frugality since ancient times, so our emperor will not build extravagant palaces for himself. , we have a long cultural history of 5,000 years, this is beyond doubt!” I can only secretly laugh at her ignorance and arrogance! !
Korean people have a sense of national pride that is almost beyond shame! In the World Cup at that time, South Korea unexpectedly entered the top four, which surprised us! The self-inflated Koreans were so arrogant that it was unbearable! ! They all spontaneously put on red T-shirts and came to Dagwanghwamun Square. They drank their inferior soju together and shouted "The Republic of Korea. Korea must win" until dawn! ! ! !
In this kind of atmosphere, how can players from other countries achieve good results? As the host country, South Korea has not shown the slightest bit of hostility! ! As long as you talk to them, they will definitely change the topic to how great and proud Korea is.
Seen it! ! If Koreans see so many fruits in our country, they will be scared to death! !
Korean people say that Korean characters are the most scientific, practical and best writing language in the world created by their wise King Sejong the Great! Therefore, they refuse to use Chinese characters! But I beg to differ!
Such a scientific and practical written language can’t even express its meaning clearly. Reading Korean literary works is like chewing wax. Maybe it’s because the expressive power of Chinese is too rich, so I really don’t know. If you don’t use Chinese characters for your name, you won’t be able to figure out the meaning of your name. How can you shamelessly say that the Korean characters are more scientific than Chinese characters? Korean characters are not rigorous, and they are also reflected in loanwords. People who know a little bit about Korean must know that in Korea There are a large number of foreign words in the language, including Chinese, Japanese, English, French and even German, Aibiao Cheba and Mongolian! ! ! ! These foreign words are confusing! No boundaries! ! This is enough to illustrate the limitations and unscientific nature of Korean writing! ! ! Koreans are good at imitating. They have some cleverness, but they can never compare to the great wisdom of our Chinese nation! !
They are greedy, vain, inconsistent, pay attention to appearance and packaging, but do not know how to improve their own quality. They are complete cultural deserts. upstart! Let’s take a look at the cookie-cutter Korean film and television dramas. I really can’t understand that something so shoddy and without depth can actually cause the Korean Wave. The ability to sing and dance has made the Korean people in our country a style that has been practiced since ancient times. The singing and dancing level of Koreans is indeed better than the domestic level. High, but Korean popular songs are almost copied from the United States and Japan, and add their own swear words and a wild dance to make them K-pop? !
In order to use their luxurious appearance to deceive foreigners, Koreans have vigorously researched beauty and plastic surgery technology, and the whole people have endured the pain of skin and flesh! ! I would rather eat pickles than have plastic surgery and buy clothes and cosmetics! !
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