Urgently looking for a comedy sketch script for 2 people

"I Want to Be Bad"

A: Hey, Xiao Wang, you are recognized as a good person by our company!

B: What do you mean? Why do you say I am a good person? Am I a good person?

A: Of course you are a good person, everyone agrees.

B: Don’t say I’m a good person again, and don’t say I’m in a hurry with you!

A: You say you are a good person, why are you so anxious with me?

B: Forget it, no, I went on a blind date some time ago and the conversation was pretty good, but then I said something I shouldn’t have said and ruined the good thing.

A: What did you say?

B: I said I am a good person recognized by the company.

A: This is a good saying.

B: What are you saying? This sentence is my unlucky thing!

A: What’s going on?

B: The girl said that nine out of ten people who are recognized as good people are wimps. How can you find a wimp when you are looking for a partner? !

A: What kind of logic is this?

B: Don’t worry about logic. Since the girl doesn’t like it, I have to change. I won’t be a good person anymore. I will become bad. It seems that there is some truth in whether a man is not bad or a woman doesn’t like him. .

A: How did you become bad?

B: First of all, I shaved my head. As we all know, bad guys on TV usually have bald heads. A bald head can make me look tougher.

A: What’s next?

B: Secondly, I have tattoos, a green dragon on the left, a white tiger on the right, and an old cow on my waist. In order to let people see my tattoos, I decided not to wear a shirt in the future. I go out on the street shirtless every day. .

A: It’s okay to be shirtless in summer, but what about winter?

B: Winter? It doesn’t matter whether it’s summer or winter, I’m willing to risk everything to become evil!

A: Okay, don’t risk your life!

B: I feel that just changing the appearance is not enough. I think the language also needs to be further improved. Civilized language is soft and has no strength. Only swearing is enjoyable enough!

A: But you don’t know how to swear?

B: I don’t know it, but I can learn it. In order to learn swear words, I am going to imitate an ancient person.

A: Who is it?

B: Pu Songling. I set up a tea stall on the street and drank tea for free, but there was a condition.

A: What conditions?

B: You must teach me a dirty word.

A: Just give it a try.

B: Look at me again in less than a month. I have a bald head, tattoos, and a lot of swear words. I walk sideways, my eyes are slanted, and my mouth is curled. People will avoid me when they see me.

A: Can you not hide? What a ruffian and hooligan!

B: It doesn’t matter if others don’t understand me, but even my dad doesn’t understand me anymore. He even wants to kick me out because he doesn’t have a son like me.

A: How can a virtuous old man like you not be angry?

B: I don’t care about his old man. One day he will understand his son’s good intentions.

A: You’ve learned too much, it’s time to find a partner.

B: Yes, just the day before yesterday, someone introduced me to someone else. I went there with a cigarette in my mouth, wearing sunglasses, and shirtless. I thought to myself, this is good. The safekeeping is an immediate success!

A: Quite confident.

B: I came to the agreed coffee shop and saw, hey, the girl was waiting there with a magazine. I calmly sat down opposite the girl, opened my mouth and said, "Girl, you are quite handsome, would you like to play with my brother?"

A: I’ve really learned this dirty word.

B: The girl didn’t say a word, she stood up and left.

A: It would be strange not to leave.

B: I became anxious when I saw it, so I quickly caught up and said: Girl, you can see clearly, I am not a good person!

A: Anyone can see it.

B: The girl ran away, and I was hot on her heels. While chasing her, I shouted: I am not a good person, why did you say you were running away?

A: Look what you said.

B: Run, run, the girl stopped running.

A: I have changed my mind.

B: Oh, there is a policeman in front of me staring at me eagerly.