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Childbirth Diary (69): Time of morning sickness. It is only comfortable to drink spicy strips and coke for breakfast every day.
At the moment, I am holding the baby with flatulence these days, suddenly thinking that it will be full moon the day after tomorrow, but I haven't written the diary of natural childbirth yet, so I need to make up one quickly! !
Pregnancy is always easy, never taboo, not at all! Even in the period of morning sickness, the breakfast every day is spicy strips and coke, which is very comfortable to drink. A cup of milk tea every day, sometimes three cups! Because I live with my husband and my mother-in-law came later, so I have been eating out. Really, there are no taboos. Oh, except alcohol and tobacco, hahaha!
The baby is very powerful. The prenatal examinations are all Green, Down's, Siwei, glucose tolerance, biochemistry and so on! ! And there is almost no feeling of discomfort throughout pregnancy. I am tall and pregnant for more than seven months! Being pregnant is really comfortable! I insisted on a natural delivery, but I didn't make any preparations for it. I don't like walking and sports, but I like lying down!
The due date is approaching, but there is no sign of starting. I'm in a hurry! To tell the truth, I was a little depressed during that time, because I had never given birth to a child. Every day, people asked you if you gave birth, and why not? Go to the hospital for examination, because the baby is in good condition in all aspects, and the doctor told me to wait.
According to regulations, it takes 4 1 week to induce labor. 40+5 was admitted to the hospital. After playing in the hospital for two days, there was still no response. Finally, it was 4 1 week! At 8: 30 in the morning, I hung up the legendary oxytocin and tied the fetal heart monitoring. There was no response until noon. Several people who were induced together were sent to the labor waiting room. At the moment, I was bored playing with my mobile phone and ordered milk tea for the nurses to drink together. Finally, I was so bored that I wandered in the corridor with my husband carrying a bottle, and then induced labor on the first day, which ended in failure.
The next day I came early again, hanging water together and watching people being sent to the labor room one by one. At this moment, I am a little impatient, but I still have no reaction and my stomach doesn't hurt. After a bottle of induced labor, my attending doctor sent me back to the ward. Here, there is a test called Streptococcus gravidarum B. Because I am positive, I can only hang the most basic oxytocin needle, and I can't forcibly break the water or beat the water sac and other powerful oxytocin methods, so my baby may get infected!
Well, back to the topic, I talked to the doctor again when I was depressed. But the doctor thought my condition was good, and my baby was normal in all aspects. He still let me give birth naturally, let me take a day off and urge me again the next day. If I can't hurry, I'll have a caesarean section. Then on the third day in the hospital, I had nothing to do, so I wandered around and sneaked out to eat delicious food. I'm ready for all kinds of caesarean sections. To tell the truth, I'm really scared. I couldn't sleep at night, so I went to my husband's escort bed to sleep.
Back on track, 4 1+3, I was induced by oxytocin for the third time, and the doctor increased my dosage, dropping 50 drops of speed-regulating ingredients every minute, nearly 5 times faster than others! However, I hung up and didn't respond. I had some contractions two days ago, but I didn't have any contractions today. The nurses in the delivery room were speechless and disappointed in me. Hahaha ... 10, my stomach suddenly felt a little bit, not pain, but bouts of boredom. I dare not say, for fear of being bombed, others will laugh at me. So I stayed up until 1 1, and my husband came in to deliver the meal. I said I was thirsty, and he poured me water.
Husband's front foot is out and his back foot is broken. I didn't dare to move in a pool of rushing water, just looking at the nurse. The nurse also noticed something and said, don't move. Let me check it for you!
Beep, beep.
When you see here, my baby is almost 8 months old. I'm sorry I haven't written these months, because I've been experiencing a busy life of taking care of the baby, milking, taking care of the baby and milking. Okay, let's get down to business. Let's continue my diary of natural childbirth [yi tooth]
Sister nurse came and took a look inside, saying that the water was broken and opened 0.5 cm. But at the same time, he said it was strange. Although the water broke, the baby quickly re-formed the amniotic sac. The boy protected himself well! Then the nurse hung me up with antibiotics for a skin test. After dinner, I lay in bed and waited quietly. The pain at this time is about once every 3 minutes for 30 seconds, which is completely tolerable. The pain is getting worse, but it is tolerable.
Because I hung oxytocin in the fetal heart care unit this morning, people will get off work at 5 o'clock. So near 5 o'clock, I started screaming in pain, and then people sent me to the opposite room before going to work. When the door opened, I saw my grandmother, my husband, my mother-in-law and blx. Suddenly, my eyes couldn't stop barking ... After being helped across the street to sleep, my mobile phone was confiscated. Because there is a delivery room waiting to open outside the palace, I don't want to bring my mobile phone.
At 6 o'clock, my husband came in to deliver the meal. I was already in contractions, and I was too painful to speak, let alone eat. My husband stayed with me for a while and was called out by the nurse. At this time, I am really in pain. Calling the nurse is restrained 1 cm, and one cm hurts like this? ! Where does it hurt? You have a stomachache and a backache, and then you can't tell whether it's a stomachache or a lumbago. It feels like it's gone through, just like a thousand troops stepping on your abdomen!
Although it hurts, I feel that time passes quickly. After a while, the nurse will see that I am in pain. Give me 5 cm inside. The hospital where I gave birth is different from other hospitals. We can have two fingers painless here, so my inner goal was to endure two fingers. Then there is pain, pain, screaming. Actually, I am humming a song quietly. Because I am really afraid of pain, when I was in great pain, I heard two nurses talking inside, saying, How many fingers did 8B 13 open? 8B 13 is my bed number, and another nurse said it was only 1.5, which was simply terrible.
Hearing this sentence, I suddenly stopped my voice and cried silently. After all, I can't make others feel sick in other people's territory. Just as I was dying of pain, the nurse came to the internal examination again. I asked her how many fingers to open. She didn't speak. I said, give me pain. She said, call me, call you!
When I heard her say that I could have no pain, I felt as if the pain was less. The psychological effect is really powerful! Then the nurse sister opened the door and asked my husband to pay for the painkiller at the drugstore. I was pushed into the anesthesia room and waited quietly. Soon the anesthesiologist came and asked me to sign the consent form. At first glance, it is still painful and risky, and I am afraid that I will say why the risk is so great. The anesthesiologist said, sign it. It's very unlikely. Sign it again!
It's the same as caesarean section. When I told you to bend over, I heard a click and I shook. The anesthesiologist said, does it still hurt? I said it didn't hurt that much. Then the pain became less and less, then I was pushed into the delivery room, and then my husband came in!
It really doesn't hurt much after painless. I was happy again, chatting with the bed next door and eating some snacks. It's already evening. The nurse did several internal examinations for me and found that my cervix didn't open too fast. Then I asked my husband to go out and tell my mother-in-law that he would go back to the ward to sleep. It must be midnight.
The atmosphere is very pleasant, after all, it doesn't hurt. The middle two-child mothers arrived in the delivery room in half an hour. I can't help looking forward to seeing how well people are born. Open your fingers quickly, I want to refuel!
It's late at night and I'm a little sleepy. At this time, my stomach is a little bloated, and I feel that I have to defecate in my anus. I told the nurse that I had to defecate, and the nurse came to check my fingers. Oh ... it's too slow! Then I took a nap and came to the internal examination. The internal examination was carried out by the doctor who delivered the baby. Someone told me that when it rises, push hard and chocolate can be eaten. What? Push hard here. What should I do when I am born? The doctor said you'd be fine when you were born!
Because there are several urgent deliveries in the middle of the night, the doctor is also very busy. After several waves of delivery, I was finally sent to the delivery room inside. Because family members can accompany the delivery here, the delivery rooms are independent. When I got to the delivery room, the doctor told me how to exert myself, but I just couldn't exert myself. Then she let me find my feelings slowly and left again. I am really embarrassed. My husband and I were left in the delivery room to give birth slowly. The delivery door is still open, and midwives and doctors come in from time to time to see how I am.
If it is painful to open a palace, it is even more painful for me in the delivery room, because I don't need it at all. To be precise, something is wrong! It has been two hours, and the delivery room next door has been changed. Both pregnant women gave birth, but I haven't. I am also very anxious at this time. After a while, a doctor came in and told me not to waste time. You have been born for a long time. If this continues, the baby will be deprived of oxygen, and when the contractions come, you will exert your strength.
I'm really tired after several rounds, but I still haven't made any progress. My husband asked me if I wanted to drink red bull, and I said no. Then he drank three bottles of my red bull in a hurry. Since then, doctors and midwives have never left, always accompanying me, encouraging me and cheering me up when contractions come. Then I heard from the doctor that it was almost enough. I was given a cushion and brought some delivery things. I remember a doctor, three midwives and my husband.
My husband is behind my head. When the contractions come, he will push my shoulder to help me. Lumbago is a little ineffective. When the contractions come, your stomach really hurts. You should try your best. Finally, in the end, I feel desperate. There is a beeping feeling below, and the baby is out ... there is no belly feeling as others say, and the baby is out. No one said that my stomach didn't hurt instantly, and I didn't have the joy of being a mother. I am very tired, because I was born nearly three hours ago, and I just want to sleep. ......
After a while, I heard the baby crying, and the doctor showed me the boy and the girl. I tried to open my eyes and say, dude! Everyone laughed … then I cleaned up the baby and sewed the wound for me. Although I was painless, I was anesthetized when I sewed up the wound, so I didn't feel anything.
My dear son came to this world at 9: 22 am on March 20, 20 18!
I'm sorry it took so long, but I forgot many details. After a sleep, I got up and went to the bathroom. The next day, the doctor and nurse asked you to wash your face and brush your teeth. Don't be careless I like cleanliness. I took a bath in the ward the next day. The difference between natural delivery and caesarean section is very obvious. I really hope all pregnant mothers can go well! It recovered really quickly, and it returned to its previous weight 2 months after birth.
This is my good son. He is far ahead in the game. He can turn over in two and a half months, and learn to sit and climb at the same time in five and a half months. He is also very tall and heavy, full moon 6 1 cm, 4 months 72 cm, 6 months 75 cm and weighs 20.6. Every time the physical examination nurse says it is so high, 75 cm is already the standard of one year old! Haha, no secrets, no experience. I just need to eat and drink!
Well, I wish all pregnant mothers a smooth delivery here. Come on! # Breeze Plan # # Folk Plan # # Wedding Collection #
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