China Valentine's Day humorous sentence Tanabata Valentine's Day funny jokes.

Sharing humorous sentences of Tanabata and doing some difficult work, such as reading, are exactly what people need most. Life will not torture you and flirt with you for no reason. These are all opportunities to bite the bullet! The following is a funny joke I shared with you on Valentine's Day. Welcome to reading.

China's humorous sentences about Valentine's Day.

(a) don't fall in love, fart matter.

(2) it is said that love should pay attention to the right match. I don't think there is a prince, so I am still single.

In the past, being single meant that you were unpopular. Now, being single means that you are sexy, which means that you are slowly choosing the lifestyle you want and the people you want to live with.

I clearly remember that you didn't show your love to this person on Valentine's Day this year.

(5) Why don't I have a boyfriend despite the imbalance between men and women?

(6) I also held hands, and my left hand held my right hand.

(7) Will a couple take me to dinner tomorrow? Nothing else, just want to see what love looks like up close.

(8) Reject ambiguity and love clearly.

(9) Stop saying that you are single dog. Dogs will die at your age.

(10) Do you know why people around you are reminding you of Tanabata? Because you are a bird on the bridge.

I want to go to the movies with my friends today. Do you have any good friends to recommend?

(12) Children, do you have many question marks? Why hasn't anyone asked you for it since Tanabata?

(13) Where is the object? Tanabata is coming soon. I have 12 yuan to buy you milk tea. I hope you want to fall in love with me seriously, not with milk tea.

(14) How do you spend Tanabata? Lying, lying, standing, squatting, laughing, passing by, thinking in a hurry.

(15) Come to run with me, but it's Tanabata, and make me rich once?

Don't even ask me out on Tanabata. I'm going to play at home for a day, even watching, tapping my fingers and destroying a pair is a pair.

You thought I was asking a question, but I was wrong. I was just showing off my air bangs.

(18) You would rather be dogs than confess to me. I wrote this blood feud first.

We held hands, now it's a dog!

Don't worry, you are single not only this year, but every year.

(2 1) Love can be late, but not take-out.

(22) With the development of single economy, a person's life can be more colorful.

(23) Queqiao, I wish you happiness!

24. We visited three provinces and learned from mistakes, from others, from dressing up, from talking, and from picking up girls, but we often talked for a while and then left.

I'm the one who broke up on Valentine's Day.

(26) It is better to spend Tanabata alone, after all, half a person is too scary.

(27) Under the trend of being single, there is nothing wrong with being single and wanting to fall in love, so there is no need to judge.

(28) Tell Peach Blossom that it is unnecessary to blossom, and I will plant the sea of flowers myself.

(29) Excited heart, trembling hands, lonely people, in the buckle 99.

(30) It's good to be single, it's beautiful to be single, just be with whoever you want.

We agreed to be single dog together, but you secretly made a boyfriend/girlfriend.

32. Handsome people spend Tanabata alone quietly, while ugly people try their best to show their love.

Valentine's Day is coming. Welcome friends to invite me to be a third wheel and take care of the rice. Shut up when it's time to shut up, and tell jokes when the atmosphere is awkward.

(thirty-four) what's the matter today? For thousands of years, I have no regrets.

Due to the long-term separation, Cowherd took a fancy to his cow, and Qixi was cancelled.

It doesn't matter if love can come again later, but if it doesn't come again, the middle road will really be gone.

A person can live a good life, which is not contradictory to the expectation of love.

(38) I didn't see you on the phone at ordinary times, so I listened to frogs on Tanabata! Really, Ben Zheng's frog hasn't called yet.

Thirty-nine years of "insulator" is no joke with you.

(40) One yuan is not a solitary bird, and a hundred birds can be argued. The business of birds is based on sincerity.

Cruelty to animals is illegal, so I will sue you.

(42) I want to be with you every day, not just on Qixi.

Happy tanabata! Never stop loving yourself.

Xiu En 'ai, please shield me. Thank you.

(45) Today is Valentine's Day in China, the day when the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl meet.

(46) Not only Qixi, I will accompany you in the morning and evening.

Chinese Valentine's Day is just a festival for the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl, and it has nothing to do with me.

He is empty, he is lonely, he is indifferent, yes, ask him out quickly.

Some people say that they have been single for two years. I said it was no big deal. I have been single since I was born.

Ever since my mother knew the word single dog, she has forgotten my name.

(5 1) I heard that it's Tanabata and I'm going to fall in love soon. I don't know who it is yet. Be happy for him first!

(52) Do you need to dress up as a girlfriend on Tanabata? It doesn't matter if you have money or not, mainly because you like to perform.

You can't have it both ways, but you can be single and poor.

(54) Spending time with yourself on Tanabata can save money and there is no rival in love.

If you feel sad, hide in the quilt and cry all night. I cried and laughed and started over. You don't need anyone's sympathy and pity. You are your best companion.

Being single is a habit. I can't spend Valentine's Day alone on Tanabata every year.

(57) A person can celebrate Qixi. Don't envy couples. Cherish your single life, read books when you have time, enrich yourself, invite yourself if you feel uncomfortable shopping, and remember to be kind to yourself.

58. Interesting singleness is better than casual love.

Today is Valentine's Day. How can you be so calm about someone who secretly loves me?

I ordered a take-away order. I just want a chopstick, but I don't want to see a pair of chopsticks. I was alone, but the store called to scold me for ordering milk tea and asking for your mother's chopsticks. He doesn't understand me.

Every road I take with you is a magpie bridge.

Sixty two. Tanabata, someone asked me out? If not, I'll ask later.

I do, so I'm single.

64. Pick one person to fall in love with me, and nothing else will make you realize what is life misfortune and what is emotional doom.

(sixty-five) there is no goddess in my heart, and I am sad alone; Today is Tanabata, listening to the rain knocking at the window at night!

Cherish life and stay away from Valentine's Day.

Let's join the world of mortals in a vigorous "anti-dog food" war!

Autumn is really good, just like falling in love, it will get cold sooner or later.

The ugly ones can't wait to find someone to make do with, while the handsome ones stick to the principle and remain single.

You can enjoy the transfer. I'll see who to borrow money from these two days.

On Tanabata, I'm going to get up in the morning and put on sexy clothes, and then watch TV at home all day.