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The complete works of trivial prose in my eyes

My deskmate is so beautiful. She has sparkling eyes and a modest nose, but she is also stingy.

Once in an art class, I saw that she didn't have tools, so I lent her a pair. After a while, she dropped her pen again, and I lent her another mechanical pencil. Unexpectedly, she whispered to me, "Xiao Huang, I have lost my hard paper. Please lend me another one." I took out another piece of hard paper from my schoolbag and gave it to her.

The next day, in music class, the teacher was ill and changed to science class. I forgot to bring my eraser, so I took out my exercise book and dealt with it first. After a while, the teacher passed by me and I said to her, "Excuse me." I didn't expect her to solve me in three words: "I won't borrow it." I said to her again, "Ancestor, please do something good, just this once." She still said, "Don't borrow, don't borrow, see what you can do?"

I hit the door this time. I nagged for a long time, but she didn't even say a word She wrote another note, which read: "Xiao Huang, Xiao Huang, you are poor." But you still have a chance. You call me a hundred times before I borrow it: otherwise, you will wait for the teacher's ruler to hit you in the face. Do it yourself! "

After a while, I wrote back to her and said; "Elder sister, elder sister, elder sister, please, borrow it! Lend it to me for telling you jokes and throwing garbage. Sister, sister, I beg you! "

She wrote me back again, and the letter said, "Poor little brother, bear with it. I won't lend it to you, sister. Ask someone else There is nothing I can do! "