Ask the master to tell a few funny jokes.

When MM got off the taxi, the driver suddenly stuck his head out of the window and shouted at MM, "Miss, you are like a chicken!" " "

MM blushed and turned to scold: "You are like a fucking duck!"

Then the taxi left. ...

Then mm chased the car and shouted, "master, my camera!" " My camera. "

Thought I didn't recognize you.

The lion was bitten by a bug. The lion looked down angrily, but couldn't find it!

At this moment, a ladybug climbed up!

The lion went up and held it down with a palm and scolded, "Little girl! Do you think I don't know you when you wear a Tang suit? "

White hymen

The Monkey King went to the Western Heaven to learn Buddhist scriptures and hooked up with Bai. Because the Tang Priest didn't succeed, Wukong took advantage of the begging on the road and went to Bai Gujing Cave House in the evening. Because there was no light, he had sex twice at night.

After that, the Monkey King sighed with emotion: "A leprechaun is a leprechaun, and the hymen is so hard." . Bones scolded "You are impatient, I haven't taken off my underwear yet"!

Great

Once upon a time, a man named Shuang died. On the day of the funeral, his family cried and shouted his name: "Shuang Shuang, Shuang Shuang, Shuang Shuang."

At this moment, a passerby saw this scene and asked, "What are you admiring?"

Shuang Jia suddenly burst into tears: "Shuang!"