What are the consequences of misusing words?

Chinese characters are the best characters of human beings and the crystallization of Chinese civilization for thousands of years. They are perfect in form, sound and meaning, and have both meaning and sound. Chinese characters are the soul of Chinese civilization, the treasure of the world and the national heritage, and every word is priceless.

Misuse will make a joke.

For example:

A dark and windy morning in a month.

This sentence is very corny, but there are also some improper words in it!

Crosstalk Random Words (Wang Bohai)

It's our turn

B: Yes.

Let me introduce you.

B: OK.

A: my last name is a, and his last name is B.

B: Everyone likes cross talk.

A: I have known him since I was a child.

B: That's right.

A: Living in an alley.

B: That's right.

A: A complex.

B: That's right.

A: Two guesses.

B: Huh?

A: childhood friends.

B: Stop it!

A: What's the matter?

B: Wrong.

A: What's the matter?

B: It takes a man and a woman to say "two young people have no guess, childhood friends".

A: Not for two?

This is outrageous.

A: Gay?

Nobody is gay with you!

A: Are you in a hurry? We all grew up in open-backed pants, didn't we?

B: Yes.

A: Little brothers who dig birds in trees.

B: Yes.

A: Like-minded gentlemen.

B: Yes.

A: Two grasshoppers tied to a rope, two pieces of mud coming out of bubbles, and two stones in the toilet. ...

B: Hey hey hey! Why did you come up with this word?

A: Not good?

B: That's terrible.

A: You don't want to say anything nice.

B: Who stopped talking?

A: Then we are still childhood friends.

Is that all you know? I didn't tell you that this word was used in the wrong place.

A: Where is that place?

B: Use it to describe me and my wife. That's the right place.

You two?

B: That's right.

A: Stop it. It really fits.

B: That's right.

You two are a perfect couple.

B: That's right.

A: Yes, thieves and prostitutes.

B: Huh?

A: Strong men and healthy women.

That's more like it.

The young couple share the same interests and follow Qi Mei's example.

B: that's a good word.

A: All kinds of love are comparable to Qi Fei.

What a perfect couple.

A: If the paint never leaves, the husband sings with the woman.

B: Blessed.

A: Go hand in hand, go hand in hand.

It's hopeless.

A: Make eye contact, make eye contact.

B: Huh?

A: Birds of a feather flock together.

B: Wow!

A: Go along with others.

B: Shut up, you're getting ridiculous!

A: I'm kidding. Which of us is with whom? I introduced you.

That's true.

A: You were in your thirties and didn't have a dime.

B: I'm bald?

A: I'm shy when I see women, and I'm afraid to touch my hands.

That's my shame.

A: These days, those who support the bold and those who starve to death are all timid.

What do you mean?

A: First strike is strong, then strike is strong. It is now or never. Do it when you have to, and do it when you have to hug.

B: I'm afraid people will be unhappy.

A: Nothing. If you had listened to me earlier, you would have had several illegitimate children.

B: No!

A: Don't do it for nothing. "Thick-skinned, eat enough. I have a thin face and can't eat. "

B: What a person!

A: Who? If it weren't for me, you'd still be single, single and stupid.

You are the only idiot! My name is "rather short than extravagant".

Yes, you would rather fail in high school than in junior high school.

B: That's right.

I would rather eat a fresh peach than a basket of rotten apricots.

B: That's right.

A: I'd rather lick swan meat than eat half a catty of toad.

Who eats toads?

A: As a matter of fact, your qualifications are very good.

Not bad.

A: Back in those days, we had to have a head and face, a good appearance, a good character, knowledge and a daughter-in-law.

B: Come on! What am I looking for when I have a wife?

A: Is one enough?

How fresh. I won't let go.

A: For this handsome guy, it's not one in a hundred, but it's the biggest one in the world, isn't it?

Am I that short?

A: But why can't each of us find the right one?

I didn't think there was one nearby.

A: Looking around in the vast sea of people, all beings are looking for bosom friends. Where there is a lot of grass in the sea, which grave is not buried?

What a mess!

A: Still my buddy. I am very enthusiastic. I brought you two a line and built a bridge.

I was introduced to someone.

A: This is called accumulating virtue and doing good.

B: That's right.

As luck would have it, this boy is really blessed. He met a blind man and got off the donkey.

Who is the donkey?

They felt very happy when they met.

I put it on.

A: I am also very pleased.

B: Everyone is very happy.

A: It's called killing two birds with one stone, killing two birds with one stone, killing two tigers in one mountain, telling two lies with one fart, knocking over a boatman with one pole, and ruining a pot of soup with one mouse excrement.

What are you talking about? What is this?

I mean, you two fell in love at first sight and agreed on the spot.

B: It feels good.

A: Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Stinky tofu fell into the excrement juice.

B: What word!

A: It's called that the tortoise looks at mung beans-an eye for an eye. Slap your left face with your left hand-left-right. A woman is holding a poodle.

B: Where did you get so many witticisms?

A: On the day of your engagement, your daughter-in-law was beautifully dressed.

B: All dolled up.

You're well dressed, too.

B: Of course.

A: Handsome, the devil wears prada.

Oh, no!

A: Not The Devil in Prada?

B: Nonsense.

A: That's junk.

Well, I am a beggar again. Neither!

What is that?

B: It should be well dressed.

Yes, this young man is well dressed and strong.

B: Yes.

A: Young and full of heroic spirit.

B: Yes.

A: Heavy eyebrows, a murderous look.

B: Huh?

You look upright.

Ok, who is this?

A: The process of meeting and dating was smooth.

B: No problem.

A: It was a brief encounter between two people, and they were affectionate.

You found the right person.

A: That's what it's called. I can't pull it out in my eyes, and I can't swallow it if I get stuck in my throat.

B: Is it fishbone?

A: But everything is unpredictable, and unexpected things will happen.

B: What's the matter?

Something happened.

B: What's this?

A: The woman's parents disagree.

B: Yes, my daughter-in-law and her family have a problem with me.

I think your family is poor.

B: Not much money.

A: One cup of loess, two broken houses.

Our family looks after the grave?

A: My father-in-law is very critical of you.

B: Said I was not good enough for his daughter.

A: I mean well, and I advise you well.

What did you say?/Sorry?

A: I told him that soldiers who don't want to be generals are not good soldiers.

B: That's right.

A: A toad that doesn't want to eat swan meat is not a good toad.

B: Huh?

A: Your father-in-law is not like this.

How is she?

A: Yes, you turn a blind eye.

Why are you doing this?

The old lady belongs to an owl.

B: there is no such attribute!

A: Anyway, she is generous to you.

B: it's also prejudice.

A: I don't agree with you to get married anyway.

B: Not easy.

A: I am emotional, sensible, caring for her and patiently persuading and educating her.

What did you say?/Sorry?

A: I told her, don't look at this little guy now, he is a humble little mouse cub. Maybe there was smoke in the ancestral grave that day, and the golden light in the air flashed, "Teng-Pa", and the fairy quickly spread flowers.

Who am I?

A: This is an analogy. It describes that you will definitely rise to the top and make a fortune.

That's impossible.

The old lady smiled "ha ha".

I agree.

Ah, bah!

B: What's the matter?

A: Old lady, this is hard, fairies don't look at clowns.

B: Still don't agree.

A: Not soft. I will try my best. I said, listen to me, old lady. Those who go with the flow prosper, and those who go against it die. Talk back, get beaten, and give sugar as you are told. One person is ligated, and the whole family praises it. A super family, the whole village is busy in vain. Drop your weapon and hand over your gun. Stubborn and burping.

What is this?

A: She still doesn't agree with such threats.

No one can do the work like you.

A: As the saying goes, she bit her socks and twisted them.

Hello!

The old lady is very stubborn.

B: See how you do it.

A: I don't care. It is you. This kind of thing makes you insomnia, helpless, helpless, and really want to die.

It's too difficult.

A: Don't be discouraged. Many things happen, but good people are hard to deal with. A good meal is not afraid of being late, and a good soup is easy to stew. After returning to the bag pile, I was busy for a long time and went back and forth thirteen times. You want to sing what you should, but you can't escape the big-tailed Lao Zhang who sells cut cakes.

B: that sounds terrible.

A: As long as your hearts remain unchanged, rock-solid and unbreakable, you can certainly do it!

I hope so.

A: As the song goes, "Rats love rice, turtles love rain, loaches love sludge, and mosquitoes love nudity."

B: What song is sung like this?

A: Never heard of it?

B: No.

A: There is a sentence behind, "Soul mates, never part. The sky is like a winged bird and the ground is like sesame paste. "

B: Sesame paste?

A: There are tea noodles.

B: It's still sticky soup.

A: put more pepper noodles.

B: What do you mean by "more pepper noodles"? It's called the ground, like a row of branches!

A: Yes, as the old saying goes, a drop of water wears away, and work will come naturally. After repeated work, the old lady finally changed her mind.

B: I agree

A: As soon as the old lady agrees, the work of the old man will be much easier.

B: it's ok this time.

A: It's called total annihilation, chasing after victory, and the walls fall apart.

Hello!

A: In the end, it depends on the elderly.

B: The head of the family.

He is a man of his word.

What did he say?

Answer: "Pay first, deliver first."

Auction!

A: That's right. It's fate to meet thousands of miles away, but we don't know each other. Where there is a will, there is a way; Where there are lovers, there are mice.

B: Rats?

A: Family members.

This makes me feel bad.

Do you remember when you got married?

Of course I remember.

A: You don't remember. I remember.

B: I said, "Don't I remember?"

You forgot. I haven't forgotten.

B: I didn't say "I forgot".

A: Your marriage is my marriage.

B: Come on!

A: Your wife is me ...

You can say it again!

A: ... introduced it.

You frightened the life out of me.

On the wedding day, many people came.

B: All the notices have arrived.

All my friends are here.

B: that's called friends and relatives.

Yes, friends and relatives get together to congratulate a couple on their marriage.

B: Thank you for coming.

A: The bride is really beautiful.

Thank you for your compliment.

You are so lucky!

Thanks to you.

A: Congratulations! This is called, good people don't have good wives, and bad people marry cuttlefish.

B: Huh?

A: It should be said that "it is not a family that does not enter the door".

B: Ah.

A: May your husband and wife be United forever.

B: Thank you.

A: In the same boat, a crane travels west.

B: Huh? Why are you still driving the crane west?

Look at my mouth. Should be grow old together, * * * to the grave.

B: That's not right either!

A: That is kindness, love and early birth.

B: inverse? Why don't you have a baby early?

It can't be your son

How is that possible?

A: The furniture factory only produces cabinets.

B: What!

Did you see the wedding couplets I gave you?

B: No.

The one on the spittoon.

Why did you put it there?

A: Never mind where it is posted. It's really good.

B: Is there any good way?

A: The words are rigorous and meaningful.

Tell me about it.

A: It's catchy and unique.

Tell me about it.

A: It rhymes with each other. There is a pool and a picture.

Tell me about it.

A: The antithesis is neat and tidy.

Have you finished your meal?

A: The first part is that a girl is like a flower.

Hmm.

A: The bottom line is that flowers are inserted in cow dung.

B: Huh?

A: Horizontal batch, ruined!