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Penetration of blue poison
In this land without moon and stars, the only light at night comes from artificial light bulbs.
In the depths of this suburb, it is the lamp at the door of a villa that provides all the light.
A blue figure climbed over the courtyard wall, skillfully rolled into the bushes in the backyard of the mansion to hide, and then leaned out to observe the surrounding situation a little.
There was no one except a guard at the back door of the villa.
After repeatedly confirming the surrounding environment and making sure that he was the only one, Blue Poison took out a coin from his inner pocket and threw it beside the bush.
The sound of "tinkling" immediately alarmed the guards.
He hesitated a little and took out his walkie-talkie.
"Hey, yes, it's me. I just heard a strange sound. I should have misheard. I'll check. "
The guard should have reported to the chief executive and others, then took out his flashlight and turned it on, heading for the bush where Blue Poison was.
When he entered the range, a black arrow hit him in the abdomen. Before he realized it, the person in front of him fell down horribly.
The arrow was poisoned and died in five seconds.
Blue poison came out of the bushes and hid the guards' bodies.
He has reported it to others, and someone will come to him soon. Blue poison must hurry.
According to the information provided by undercover in Rhode Island, the basement of this villa contains biochemical weapons developed by the integration movement to spread ore diseases. Blue poison's task is to cooperate with undercover to destroy this weapon.
Although trained, Blue Poison is better at long-range support in frontal battlefield. She's not very good at sneaking in and stealing that kind of thing.
But it doesn't matter.
The real trouble is that she has never been told the identity of the undercover, only knowing three joint codes.
There is silence all around-this is not peace-but a sign of a storm.
Blue poison came to the bottom of the villa, shot a hook rope with a crossbow and pulled himself to the balcony on the second floor.
According to undercover, there is no entrance to the basement on the first floor of the villa, but there is a stairwell on the second floor that leads directly to the basement.
Blue poison climbed over the balcony, opened the glass door and entered the back room.
It's dark inside, but it has no effect on Anura girls.
This is an office with all kinds of documents on the desk. If you are greedy, you can take these documents with you, but the task is more important.
She quietly opened the door of the office. No one was stationed in the corridor outside the door, but some lights came out. Blue poison slowly climbed to the edge of the corridor and saw several guards on the first floor sitting lazily on the sofa, looking at the images projected on the big screen.
This situation is the best.
Blue poison crawled on the ground and moved to the stairwell that undercover said.
"Hello."
There was a call from below, as if making a phone call with a communication device.
"quick! Pull the alarm! Someone is dead outside! "
Blue poison in the mind a surprised.
"Turn on the light! Turn on the light! "
All the lights in the room suddenly came on. Immediately, the alarm bell rang.
On the second floor, the doors of other rooms were opened. Blue poison rolled on the spot in a hurry and returned to the office.
She underestimated the alertness of the integration movement, and the body was found too quickly.
Blue poison tried to escape from the balcony, only to find hounds around the villa. From the corridor came the sound of running fast.
There are vicious dogs in front of the road, followed by pursuers.
Blue poison also wants to find a hiding place in the office. The enemy passing by the door has already seen her.
"Don't move!"
The man rushed in with a strong crossbow. Blue poison just wanted to fight back with a crossbow, but several people poured into the room.
The two sides raised crossbows to confront each other.
"Lay down your arms! Otherwise we will shoot! "
The other party warned. Outside the house, the barking of hounds came and went.
"three!"
The other party began to count down.
"Two!"
There is no hope of escape.
Blue poison bent down and slowly put the crossbow on the ground.
"Raise your hand and kick the weapon."
Blue poison has to do this.
The crossbow was kicked to the opponent's feet by blue poison. The man, led by him, called once, and two people next to him approached Lan Du, and then kicked her calf. Blue poison hurts, and I can't help kneeling down with a tingling pain in my neck. But after a few seconds, my body can't move, and I can only be taken away by the other party.
……
In another bedroom of the villa, a Filipino woman dressed as a maid is tied to the bed with her hands behind her back. Another man rode on her, his hands moving uneasily under her naked armpit, which made women laugh again and again.
"Ha ha ha ha! Very itchy ... Ho ho ... Ha ha ... Please forgive me ... Ha ha ha ... "
Two people were frolicking when there was a knock at the door.
"Boss, the intruder was caught."
"I see." The man on the bed reluctantly stopped, walked to the door and opened it.
"Say you solve the man. Is it a woman? "
"Yes, boss. Still a gourmet beauty. " The people outside the door smiled obsequiously. "Make sure the boss is satisfied with you."
"Oh, that's great, then I have to enjoy it." The man pointed to the woman in bed. "You untie her and let her go to work. I'm going to see the man who broke in somehow. "
……
Blue poison is lying in bed now.
This room is very small. There is nothing but a comfortable bed, two bedside tables and blue poison.
His clothes are not off, or even tied, but Blue Poison can't move.
I guess I was injected with muscle relaxants or something when I was caught. Now blue poison can't exert all my strength, and my limbs are even weaker. Even if I tried my best, I just turned over slightly and then lay back limply.
Just as she was trying to earn money, the door was opened and a man came in and closed it. He didn't say anything, went straight to the bed, sat on the edge of the bed, and looked at it carefully with one hand holding Blue Poison's chin. The straight eyes made Blue Poison uncomfortable.
"This gentleman?"
Polite blue poison, even in the face of the enemy, still uses honorifics.
But the other side seems different.
After watching for a while, a smile appeared on the man's face.
"It's really beautiful."
The light * floating tone made Blue Poison feel a chill.
Are you pretty? Blue poison doesn't know.
Ugly people can quickly judge their ugliness, but beautiful people often need to remind themselves of their beauty.
Two short pink braids show the gentleness of a girl, but the blue eye pupil seems suffocating. The white cheeks make people want to take a bite, and the brightly colored poison glands at the back of the neck are even more dangerous and attractive.
Blue poison is really beautiful.
"Come, beauty, tell me your name."
The man seems to be teasing a kitten, gently scratching his blue and poisonous chin with his right hand. The tingling made Blue Poison uncomfortable, so he bowed his head and clamped the man's finger.
"Hey hey ... don't ..."
Under the action of drugs, blue poison didn't use much force. The man easily pulled out his hand and wanted to move it to the sides of his neck, but he had to give up because of the poisonous glands.
Now blue poison is still wearing thick clothes, and it seems inconvenient to start from where. But a little observation can reveal weaknesses.
With a bad smile, the man moved his hand down to Blue Poison's thigh and scratched the inside of her thigh gently with his nails.
"Ha ha! Itch! "
Feeling the indescribable itch on her thigh, Blue Poison couldn't help laughing. She subconsciously wants to tighten her legs, but her leg muscles are so loose that she can't move at all.
Seeing that the girl was so ticklish, the man walked on and scratched his thigh with his fingers.
"Ha ha ha ... please don't ... hee hee ... I'm ticklish ... haha laughter ... aha ... please stop ..."
"Beauty might as well say your name first?"
"Ha ha ... I don't ... ha ha ha ... I won't say ... uh huh ..."
Torture always starts with some irrelevant problems and gradually disintegrates the will of prisoners. Once you start, it's hard to resist insatiable inquiries with a relaxed will.
So even if it's just your own name, you can't say it.
"Didn't say good? It doesn't matter. "
The man poked the muscles inside the blue poison leg with his index finger, and she laughed intermittently because of the intermittent itching.
"aha! Stop ... don't do this! Don't touch ... hey! Ah! It's no use ... I will never! Don't say ... "
"I told you, it doesn't matter."
Men's smiles are getting more and more evil.
"As for me, I am interested in finding a beautiful woman who is as ticklish as you, and then tickle you and laugh if you can't stand it."
“Xi! Haha ... change * status ... ah! Evil * interesting * taste ... Hehe! "
It doesn't matter "evil * * taste. Beauty, since you won't even say your name, please be my plaything here and let me listen to your laughter. "
……
The basement of the villa.
Dangerous biochemical experiments are carried out here, and source rock devices that can spread ore diseases are stored.
Ethan wore a chemical suit to help with the experiment.
He really doesn't want this kind of thing to get out.
He doesn't like the war-torn world now, and only participates in the integration movement to beg for food. If this kind of thing is completely completed, I'm afraid there will be no clean place in this world.
So he defected. He told an armed medical company in Rhode Island what happened here.
If we attack rashly, this underdeveloped weapon may be put into use immediately. So, Rhode Island drew up a plan.
The alarm sounds represent the beginning of the plan. The guards in the basement were moved upstairs. Now, this is a good opportunity.
……
"Ha ha ha ha! Stop ... haha laughter ... stop ... ahahaha! Hey, hey … It itches … Hip-hop … Let me go … Haha! Ha ha. Ha ha ha! "
Blue poison sat against the railing of the bed, smiling.
Her shoes and socks were taken off, revealing a pair of jade feet as white as jade.
Her arms were raised horizontally, and three cotton ropes tied her wrists and waist to the railing of the bed. The other two cotton ropes, one long and one short, tied her ankles and toes respectively, tied her feet together and put them on the man's thigh.
While men are sitting on the bed, two index fingers scratching on the tender soles of blue poison, giving a series of terrible itching to blue poison who is afraid of itching.
Blue poison couldn't help laughing at all, and I didn't know that my soles were so sensitive until today.
"Ha ha ha ... please ... ha ha! I can't stand it ... hahaha! At least ... hee hee ... easy ... hey hey! Too itchy ... "
She retracted her foot slightly, but immediately put her hand into the man's hand, and so on several times.
"I still say I can't stand it. Isn't this my own? "
"Hip-hop! No … hahaha … I didn't … aha! Ha ha laugh ... I moved ... Ah ha ha ... I can't move ... "
Of course, this is not the original intention of Blue Poison.
She tried to pull her foot back, but every time she bent her knees desperately, the muscles on her legs became weak again, and the foot placed on the man's thigh slipped back into the man's hand.
In the eyes of outsiders, it is such a coquetry that it is not welcome to refuse.
It's not that a man doesn't know, he just deliberately misinterpreted the meaning of blue poison.
After all, Duran's shy expression, smiling and eager to explain, is very cute.
Let her sit up from the bed just to see her various expressions when she is scratched.
The man's fingers move back and forth and slide up and down along the shallow texture of the blue poison sole. From the center of the front foot to the center of the foot, after coming to the heel, hook it back immediately and draw a circle on the center of the foot.
"Ha ha ... so itchy ... hip-hop! Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Stop ... you ha ha! Stop ... Ha ha ha ha ... "
"You put ... oh! Let go of me ... hahahaha! Please forgive me ... Poof-ha-ha! Don't, don't scratch ... Hey, haha! "
"Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha! Please … haha … I don't … Hey, haha! Don't want to laugh ... Aha! Ha ha ha ha ... "
Blue poison laughs so much that flowers tremble and pear blossoms bring rain. A pink hair has been scattered with the head shaking from side to side; And the liquid on my face can't tell whether it's tears or sweat.
A girl who can't struggle can only beg for mercy, but a man won't let her go like this.
His hands climbed up the blue poisonous toes and gently kneaded the slender toes as white as jade onion. The itching eased, Blue Poison gritted his teeth, and there was a quick gasp between his nose.
Let her regain some strength.
In fact, men really want to try blue poison, but the risk is too great. Anyway, her feet are sensitive enough, which is also good.
The man gently pinched the blue poisonous toes one by one, scratched the round toe belly with his forefinger uneasily, and then dipped it into the toe seam and scratched it gently.
Blue poison lips pursed, corners of the mouth rose, eyes bent into a crescent, as if they would laugh again at any time; Especially when scratching his toes, Blue Poison moaned softly, which was unbearable.
"Hum ... hey ... no ... aha ... longing ... ah ..."
Pull your feet back a little, and the muscles on your legs will not be as weak as before.
The man hooked his finger on the cotton rope at the big toe of Blue Poison and gently pulled her foot back.
"Has the medicine passed?"
He went to the bedside table, took out a well-packed syringe and a bottle of medicine from it, opened it and took the medicine.
Blue poison a burst of despair in my heart. The drug effect is not so weak that she can't resist it. In fact, it is difficult to break free from the bondage of cotton rope.
Men also noticed the blue poison unwilling eyes.
"What, here, you still want to run?"
The needle stuck into the blue poison's slender neck.
Driven by the liquid medicine, Blue Poison once again felt powerless.
The man sat back to his original position, grabbed Blue Poison's ankle and put his foot on his thigh again.
"Don't ... please ..." Begged with tears.
"Then tell me, who sent you and how did you find this position?"
I didn't ask her name, but asked the core directly.
Answering these two questions is bound to betray the undercover who is still lurking here.
Blue poison chose to bite his lips.
"Is that your answer?"
Men are very excited. It's interesting to play with such an indomitable woman.
His forefinger touched the blue poison's foot.
"Remember, this is the most ticklish place."
Fingertips flick.
"poof!"
Blue poison surprised smile, and quick teeth.
"Don't bear it, you can't bear it, just give me a smile."
Move your fingers and scratch your delicate soles.
"Ha ha ha ha! Eager ... ha ha laugh ... come on ... ha ha. Abuse ... hahaha ... you stop ... haha! You stop ... Ha ha ha ... "
Even for a moment, I couldn't hold back. Blue poison was pried open by a smile, and the consciousness stuck to my teeth seemed to be a joke.
The man noticed when he grabbed the soles of her feet just now.
When grasping the forefoot and heel, Blue Poison just giggles and occasionally breathes for a second or two. As soon as she scratched the soles of her feet, she had to raise her laughter, shake her head painfully, and even hit the bedside railing backwards.
Now as long as a man puts his index finger gently, Blue Poison will tickle with a charming smile; Almost, she couldn't stop laughing.
The quick response is a good proof of men's thinking.
Hateful forefinger unscrupulously played with the blue arch socket, scratched the tender and smooth skin of the arch, scratched the soft and itchy meat, and even pinched a small piece of tender skin with his thumb from time to time.
"Ha ha ha! Oh, my God ... Okay, hahaha! Very itchy ... haha laughter ... hahahaha! "
"Ha ha ... too itchy ... aha! Laugh ... ha ha ha! Laughing to death ... "
"Help ... ha ha ha ha! Everyone is very good ... Ha ha laugh ... Help me ... Hip-hop ... "
Blue poison is going crazy.
When I was tortured for the first time, I met such a veteran who read countless women, but I just caught his most ticklish weakness. Blue poison has not been able to adapt to the movements of men's hands at the moment, but suddenly changed his tactics the next moment, which made blue poison laugh.
Men enjoy the touch of blue poison soles, and the skin that is well maintained is tender and smooth like tofu, and the soft meat under sebum is as soft as cotton.
As for blue poison? She only felt that the two index fingers were like caterpillars, and even a slight scratch and sliding made her unbearable; And every time she is scratched, it seems that this bug is biting the itchy meat at her feet, which brings her a sense of itching.
Looking at this beautiful and strong girl with tearful eyes, she was forced to laugh by itching. Men have a strong sense of conquest.
Two index fingers made her laugh badly. Add a few more.
The man's middle finger joined the firing squad, and his hands slid on the blue poisonous feet like a villain walking.
"Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha! Don't! "
Blue poison broke into an unprecedented high-pitched laughter.
Her leg muscles were shaking violently, and she tried desperately to take her feet back. It took a long time, but she couldn't even curl her toes.
My head slammed into the railing, my cheeks turned red, and the blue venom oozing from my back and waist and abdomen instantly dyed my blue and white shirt red.
The leakage of venom, for anurak people, is a shame like incontinence.
"Ahem ... ha ha ha ... uh huh ... ah ha ha ha! Cough ... Ha ha ha ... "
Long-term hypoxia makes blue poison cough, mixed with laughter. Strong itching brought the impulse to laugh, so that she could not breathe in at all, as if she were submerged in water and slowly suffocated.
But fortunately, the cough reminded the man that she should rest.
The hand movement stopped again. Blue poison greedily breathed, and dry and cold air instantly poured into the trachea, which stimulated her moist inner throat and aggravated her cough.
"Beauty, would you like to talk?"
I told you!
Blue poison wanted to answer him like this, but an uncontrollable cough stopped her from talking.
At the same time, there was a loud explosion in the basement and the whole house was shaking.
"What's the matter?"
The man looked around in surprise and the walkie-talkie at his waist rang.
"No, the device exploded out of control!"
The man's eyes showed disbelief, and then he saw a blue poison smile.
It's not just that kind of reluctantly painful smile, but with the joy of victory.
"Do you think I'm the only one here?"
The first half of the plan was a success.
The whole plan is divided into two parts.
The first part is the destruction of chemical and biological weapons. Blue poison deliberately exposed its trail and moved the security center from the basement to the upstairs to facilitate undercover operations.
I was going to pretend to drop a coin to attract attention, but the body outside made the bait of blue poison even more suspicious.
The only thing I didn't expect was that men's hobbies were too special, and blue poison happened to be particularly ticklish. If it is later, Blue Poison will really confess.
The second part of the plan is to do the same thing again.
The commotion in the basement will attract the guards upstairs to the ground floor again. So that undercover can rescue blue poison.
The man's eyes generate out of the flames of anger, shouting at the intercom.
"Put all the dogs outside the villa and don't even let the mice go; The researchers tried their best to repair the device, while others guarded the stairwell. Whoever comes out will be killed! "
After the order was given, the man gnashed his teeth and stared at Blue Poison.
"Since you want to die, I will help you."
……
"quick! Come on! Come on! Go down quickly! "
Ethan stood at the stairs, directed the guards to move to the basement, and then stopped the man behind the line.
"You two keep at the corner of the stairs, whether you know it or not, stop them for me! If you meet someone who dares to be strong, then hurry! "
"Yes!"
"Yes!"
Two people entered the stairwell.
Good, so no one can go out.
Ethan went downstairs from the second floor to the door of a room on the first floor.
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
There was a particularly loud laugh from inside.
Change color and become invisible, revealing the crack of the door a little.
A lovely girl with pink hair is sitting on the tied bed, and the team leader is brushing her bare feet with a brush.
The girl laughed hysterically and couldn't even speak.
The leader's attention was completely focused on the girl, and he didn't notice the movement at the door.
Ethan quietly took out his yo-yo and slowly opened the door.
"Proud, laugh again, don't you like to laugh very much?"
"Ha ha ha ha ha! Ah, ha ha ha! Wow! Hahahahahahahaha! "
Standing behind the team leader, Ethan pulled out the yo-yo rope as a lasso and suddenly put it around his neck.
"hey!"
The man was caught off guard by the sudden attack. He put down the brush and grabbed Ethan behind him with both hands.
Ethan won't give him a chance to fight back.
He pulled the man back hard, pulled him straight out of bed and sat on the ground.
The sudden gravity imbalance dissolved the man's counterattack. He could only grasp the rope around his neck in vain.
At the same time, Ethan put his body center of gravity on the man's head and then pressed it hard.
"hey!"
With a crunchy sound, the man's cervical vertebra was twisted and died.
Ethan put the yo-yo away, stood up, looked at the girl on the bed and said slowly.
"There was silence all around."
Hearing this signal, the girl's embarrassed expression made me feel a little relieved.
She went on with the next sentence.
"This is not peace."
It's her. That's right.
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