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There is an urgent need for a sketch or comic script about the skill competition of post experts! Thank you very much.

Location reporter: Today's theme is yesterday, today and tomorrow. Please talk about the past and present changes of our Porsche Company. Please speak freely. Who will go first?

Customer service a: I'll go first

Customer service B: Madam, I can't beat her.

Customer service answer: In the past, our sales work always lacked passion and active communication with customers.

Customer service B Yes, we don't tempt our customers enough. Oh, no, we didn't communicate enough.

Customer service a: there is also a lack of cooperation between our sales teams.

Customer Service B: We often compete with other teams. Oh, no, we compete for customers.

Customer service A: The leader requires us to be patient, careful and considerate to our customers.

Customer Service B: Yes, the leader lets us get along with customers, but we often get along with customers.

Customer service a: I want to admit my mistake here. A customer once asked me if Porsche 9 1 1 was 91/yuan, and I treated him badly.

Location reporter: What did you say?

Customer service a: I said, don't buy Porsche, you can buy Mercedes-Benz, Mercedes-Benz 600.

Customer Service B: I also admit my mistake here. Once I showed my customer a Cayenne, and he complained that it was too expensive. I rolled my eyes at him and said, it's too expensive, sir. You should buy a swift.

Location reporter: You really shouldn't.

Customer Service A: Now we fully realize our mistakes and have changed a lot.

Customer service B: We have a new leader now.

Customer service A: Now management basically depends on computers.

Customer service B: The team spirit is getting better and better.

Customer service A: There are fewer and fewer contradictions among colleagues.

Customer service B: We don't have to intrigue any more.

Customer service A: The salary system is getting better and better.

Customer service B: The only fly in the ointment is that ...

Location reporter: What?

Customer service b: the fly in the ointment. The little girls in sales have become big sisters one by one.

Location reporter: From their simple language, we can see that our sales team has undergone earth-shaking changes and our company will have a bright future. At the end of the interview, everyone will sum up your feelings at this moment in one sentence. Customer service a: there is only one sentence left.

Location reporter: Yes, from the heart.

Customer service A: Please pay attention to me by the handsome guy who is not married (covering his face shyly).

Customer service B: Come on, you said it was useless! ? Location reporter: Yes, what you said is true.

Customer Service B: You have an annual meeting. Who reported the overtime pay for our duty today? (End of this paragraph)