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Long and Short Sentences (Baizi Song)
Baizi sings about Jingzhe
March 4th to 7th every year is a good day for Jingzhe solar term.
The sun reaches 345 degrees of the Yellow Longitude. Set the date of the Jingzhe Festival.
The spring thunder begins to ring and all things are renewed,
The spring rain sprouts and spring returns to the earth to usher in warm days.
"Hidden" means to hide,
The sound of thunder awakens dormant animals to open their eyes.
They came out of their holes after hibernation, and
began to look for food to fill their bellies.
If you understand the three customs for a while,
you can gain a little more knowledge.
The first is why the white tiger is sacrificed?
Resolve disputes and prevent villains from taking advantage of others.
Make a paper tiger with its fangs sticking out of its mouth,
Fill it with the blood of a fat pig.
Let it eat well so that it won’t hurt anyone.
Rub raw pork on the mouth of the paper tiger.
Make your mouth full of oil and water and don't want to open it.
Avoid the villain talking about people's rights and wrongs.
The second custom is to cover the drum skin and take a look.
On the day of Jingzhe, the God of Thunder beats the drum.
At this time in the world, the drum is covered with leather,
The drum is covered with leather so that all insects will not come out and harm the child.
The third custom is to beat the villain by reciting the incantation for a while,
Make a paper man and hit the villain with wooden boots.
The spell is
I’ll hit you on the head
I’ll hit you until you’re energetic and shaken
I’ll hit you until you eat your baby Ugh
I hope the villain realizes the difficulty and retreats further away,
so as not to cause a stumbling block for himself.
In short, hundreds of insects will come out of their holes,
Especially when poisonous snakes come out, you should be careful.
I remember when I was a child, I used a shovel to pick vegetables.
It took an hour to shovel a basket full of vegetables.
Once I came to a small forest near the village.
The ground was covered with weeds and wild vegetables.
A very big wild vegetable, about three centimeters in diameter,
I think this wild vegetable is big, plump and bright.
One tree is regarded as five good luck ideas,
Just as I was about to shovel it down, I was so scared that I dropped the shovel.
Under the dish, a snake was coiled in a circle.
I ran away to pick up the shovel.
At that time, my heart was pounding like a drum,
Now when I think about it, I am still scared for a while.
Because the old man said that the earth-gong snake is commonly known as the earth-deaf snake.
One bite from the poisonous snake will permanently close the eyes.
Fortunately, the shovel didn't go down.
I don't dare to think about the consequences if it goes down.
I wrote this short paragraph today,
It can also remind adults and children who dig wild vegetables.
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