Introduce some jokes in life.

Mother said to Toby, "Look how hard-working ants are and never waste time playing."

Toby asked, "but why do I always meet them every time I go out?"

(2)

A little girl cried loudly when she first heard her father's voice on the phone. Her mother quickly asked, "What's the matter, son?"

"Mom," cried the little girl, "how can we save Dad from such a small hole?"

(3)

Weiwei's family bought a new pump, and all the neighbors came to borrow it from Weiwei's father to cheer up the bike. Wei Wei said with a worried face, "Dad, everyone has come to borrow the pump. The gas in the pump will run out in the future. What should we do? "

(4)

Long Long saw Feifei and Xin Wei playing chess, which made him feel very interesting. He came home and said to his mother, "Mom, teach me to play chess."

"All right. To learn chess, you must be patient. Each side has seven kinds of chess pieces: general, scholar, physiognomy, cart, horse, cannon and soldier. You have to learn one by one. "

"no! I don't learn to walk, I specialize in how to win. "

(5)

Mother's Day is coming, and the three Pierre brothers are going to give their mother a present. But this is the first time they have given their mother a gift, and I don't know what she likes. So, one night, Pierre said to his mother who was knitting a sweater under the lamp, "Mom, what kind of gift do you like?"

Mother replied, "I only want three obedient children."

Pierre opened his eyes wide in surprise and said, "Mom, if that's the case, wouldn't we have six brothers?"

(6)

Dad: "There are ten oranges now, and I ate three. How many are left? "

Son: "I don't know. We always take apples as an example at school."