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Crosstalk lines are funny to double students.
A: As the saying goes, men are afraid of choosing the wrong line and women are afraid of marrying the wrong person.
B: Yes, occupation is too important for people.
I knew what you were doing as soon as you stopped here.
What should I do?
A: Crosstalk.
B: Nonsense. Watermelon sellers poke at street corners.
You chose the wrong line.
What do you mean?
If you want to make a lot of money, you must do big business. Haven't you heard that the big boss doesn't bend down to pick up 10 thousand on the way?
B: Why?
A: He can earn 10,000 yuan as soon as he bends down.
B: That's an exaggeration.
A: He bent down and picked up 10,000, unlike you.
That was a long time ago.
A: Let's change careers, do big business and make big money. When you have money, you will be on TV and interviewed by reporters. There are photos of you online, and I will find you in sogou after searching.
B: My wife is Sohu, and we two animals.
A: I switched to learning to drive.
B: That's good.
A: It stopped later.
B: Why?
I think I should have a drink.
The origin of crosstalk:
Crosstalk, a folk rap art. It highlights its characteristics in the form of speaking, learning, teasing and singing.
Crosstalk originated in North China, popular in Beijing, Tianjin and Hebei, and spread all over the country and at home and abroad. It began in the Ming and Qing Dynasties and flourished in the contemporary era. Mainly oral performances. The main roads are folding fans, handkerchiefs and lifting wood. There are stand-up crosstalk, mouth-to-mouth crosstalk, group crosstalk, etc., which are rooted in the people and originated from life and are loved by the masses.
On 20 18 12, the general office of the Ministry of Education declared Tianjin Normal University as the heritage base of China excellent cross talk traditional culture. 20 19, 1 1 year 10, the general office of the Ministry of Culture and Tourism organized the inspection and adjustment of the national intangible cultural heritage protection units, including China Radio Art Troupe and Tianjin Quyi Troupe.
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