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Help me think of interesting blind date lines

"You are so beautiful." The man praised.

"Make-up will do."

"Your figure is really good."

"Just put a few things on it."

"So, where do you live?"

"Looking for it."

"I think a place must be very suitable for you to live."

"oh? Where is it? Let me see if it is suitable. "

"Jurassic Park."

"no! It's horrible there, I'll die! "

"Don't worry, you will never die. I promise you will have a good life. "

"Really?"

"Yes, because you will be one of the most powerful.