A tolerant joke.

1, there is a tree in the university called Shu Gao, and many people hang on it. ...

2. The history teacher said: The order of unifying the six countries in the Qin Dynasty can be recorded as: Call Zhao Wei Action! (Zhao Han Weichu Yanqi)

3. The new edition of Three Kingdoms is accused of procrastination. Some netizens questioned on the Internet: "The new" Three Kingdoms "is too procrastinating, and the eight episodes of Song Jiang have not appeared! ! When can I learn from the Western Heaven? If we can't get the scriptures again, Baoyu and others are anxious. "

4. My colleagues and I drove out for dinner. When I got to the place where I ate, there was no parking space, so I had to park by the side of the road. When asked if he would give my friend a ticket, he said nothing. He took a ticket out of the box and stuck it on the window. I came back from dinner safely.

5. Since 0: 00 April 14, the National Development and Reform Commission has raised the price of gasoline and diesel oil by 320 yuan per ton. After getting the news, people all over the country have said that the price increase of oil products does not include waste oil, so it has little impact on real life.

6, and Xu is a double fan, referred to as Durex.

7. A working girl joked on her msn signature that she was tired from work. Many male colleagues called to ask about the price, and some smart people asked: How much is the annual package? How much is the monthly subscription? Whether it can be counted by the day; In the end, only one person captured the beauty's heart. He asked, "Can you calculate by flow?

8. Seven-foot-tall M. Guo; Chris Lee, a good family; Model husband Yang Zhenning; Have a pure heart and want nothing; Wu Ailan, a chaste and heroic woman; The United States is in dire straits; Democratic and free Korea, the origin of the world is South Korea.

9. Wenchuan earthquake on the eve of Beijing Olympic Games and Yushu earthquake on the eve of Shanghai World Expo. The last issue of titan sports reported that FIFA intends to let China apply for hosting the World Cup. Imperialism will never die. ...