Ask the waiter and the customer to have a quick and humorous conversation, and use English all the time!

1 hilarious conversation between KFC waiter and customer ~ (super humor) Me: "Welcome" Customer: "Give me the set meal of Deep Sea Shark Castle" Me: "Er ... Sir, I'm sorry, there is no shark castle, is Deep Sea Cod Castle ok?" Customer: "Ah ... no, let's go to that cod fort" (I still don't want to) I: "..." (Shit, why not whale fort) I: "Welcome" Customer: "How big is a big bag of popcorn?" Me: "So big" (pointing to her) Customer: "What about the middle one?" Me: "So big" (I pointed again) Customer: "Ok, give me a mashed potato" Me: …… (Don't stop me, let me go down and slap her! ! ! ) 3 Me: "Welcome" Customer: "Give me a medium coke and a spicy chicken leg burger that is not spicy" Me: ... (Finally, I brought her a coke and a crispy chicken leg burger, damn it. Too lazy to talk nonsense with schizophrenics) 1 The waiter will have the confidence to talk to the customer ~ (Super humor) Customer: "I want a glass of juice and a popcorn with fried rape and diced chicken" I: "Welcome" Customer: "Give me a set meal of deep-sea shark castle" I: "Er ... Sir, please forgive me, there is no shark castle here, but you can go to deep-sea cod. Customer: "Ah ... if it's not you, let's go to Fort Cod" (I was reluctant at that time) Me: "....." (by the way, how can you not make a whale castle) 2Me: "Welcome" Customer: "How much is the big set meal of Madden popcorn chicken?" Me: "So many" (pointing to her) Customer: "In it?" Me: "So many" (I pointed) Customer: "Well, give me a mashed potato" I: ... (Didn't stop me, let me continue to slap her! ! ! ) 3Me: "Welcome" Customer: "Give me a small cup of spicy chicken burger coke" I: (Finally, I don't like her cup of coke and crispy chicken legs).