Who has a funny long joke?

Mr. Mo Da, the head of Hengshan Sect, has never been married. Once at a party, Liu Zhengfeng couldn't help asking him, "Brother, you are old, why don't you get married and have children?"

? Mr. Mo's eyes were half open and half closed. He took off his Hu Qin and slowly said a word:

? To get married, you have to find a woman first, right? Marriage is a matter for men and women.

? -Dong Fangbubai face a heavy, embroidered hand suddenly stopped.

? So what kind of woman should I look for? If you find an ugly one, your life will be unbalanced.

? -Pingyi looked around and began to look for patients.

? If you find something nice, wait to recognize a group of brothers-in-law.

? -Wu Sangui touched the nose.

? Someone came to rob,

? -Yang Tiexin remained silent.

? Someone stole it in the dark,

? -Miao Renfeng is angry.

? I have a plan for you,

? -Di Yun is angry.

? What did you do behind your back,

? -Hong Antong flew into a rage.

? Whether you are the emperor or not,

? -Master Yi Deng Zhuzhu chanting.

? Whether it's a leader,

? -Yang Dingtian's face turned blue and red.

? You lose your temper when you wear a cuckold.

? -Yin Liting beats her chest.

? The best result is that you will worry all your life, and you will have no peace when you are old.

? -Chen glared at Yuan Shixiao.

? If this woman has some skills, it will be even worse. She will only strive for strength and victory.

? -Hu Qingniu leafed through Wang Nangu's classic poison.

? In front of her, you became inhuman,

? -Shi Qing couldn't help secretly caught a glimpse of May Gu Fang.

? Call you like an animal,

? -GongSunZhi teeth.

? Don't you dare defy spirit.

? -He Taichong look as usual, as if not to hear.

? Those clever monks became monks long ago.

? -Wang Zhongyang coughed repeatedly, as if choking the water into the trachea.

? The only thing left is to fight back.

? -Tan Gong felt the ointment in his arms and freed himself.

? Maybe I'm wrong. I'm bent on fighting you.

? -Bai Zizai feels very sick.

? Kill you. You'll never guess what it's for.

? -Ma Dayuan lost his soul and was lost in thought.

? Let's talk about feelings again. People who like you can scare you to death.

? -Lu Zhanyuan's ear echoed with Li Mochou's plaintive song.

? Eight generations can't catch up with the people they like.

? -Ling Huchong picked up a wine can and hid in the corner to drink.

? Don't think that giving you a good face will give you a chance.

? -Hu Yizhi is very considerate.

? Don't think that you will get something back if you pay.

? You Tan's face is very pale, as if frozen stiff.

? do you know who she is?

? -Hu Fei has mixed feelings.

? Do you know what she did?

? -Zhang Cuishan is ashamed.

? Do you know who is using her behind her back?

? -Xia Xueyi stroked the snake.

? Do you know what she thinks of you?

? Dust-free road flyover looked at his broken left arm and sighed gently.

? Finally found a peace of mind, anyway, there are still a group of people who will tear you to pieces.

? -Yang Guo and Little Dragon Girl look after each other.

? Of course, we will not discuss the Martians who voluntarily abstained here, but only the people of the earth today.

? -Chen Jialuo is in pain.

? After all, do you feel happy? Don't worry, it's just an illusion.

? -Feng looked at the west oblique sun, wondering what he was thinking.

? Not to mention accidentally creating people. Live, live,

? -Zhang Wuji thought of Xiao Zhao, the in the mind is a acid.

? There are other things to die,

? -Xiao Feng broke the glass and stabbed himself. His hands were covered with blood.

? Some people run away from home,

? -Don't give up. The monk showed evil eyes.

? It's hard to be with my father-in-law,

? -Ding Dian heart ached.

? If the child is in dystocia,

? -Huang Yu Di blows drums.

? Don't be complacent when you have a baby. Let's see if it looks like you.

? Zhong Wanchou swore.

? Like you, you may not be able to afford it,

? -Xie Xun reached out to Tu Longdao.

? It's not necessarily healthy when you raise it.

? -Gui Xinshu was furious.

? If you are healthy, you will get into trouble everywhere.

? Guo Jing gave Guo Fu a cross, and Guo Fu immediately hid outside the door.

? I saw a woman and forgot her last name.

? -Song Yuanqiao burst into tears.

? Brothers will fight to the death,

? -Wu Santong was so sad that he couldn't help crying.

? Finally, white-haired people send black-haired people,

? -Ouyang Feng handstand.

? Ruined your reputation for life.

? -Liu Zhengfeng has changed.

? Brother, why do you want to get married and have children? Huh?