Funny jokes about Xueba

Xueba refers to students who have made outstanding academic achievements and won various awards and honors. They are the pride of the school and the small goals of the classmates. But schoolmasters are also ordinary people, and we can find many interesting jokes on them.

1. What's wrong with this question? I can only say that it is because "the questioner deliberately put the answer in one of them in order to create multiple choices."

2. When encountering a difficult problem in the examination room and seeing that there are only five minutes left in the examination time, Xueba said to himself affectionately, "Don't panic, you are Xueba, you can allocate your time to the last second." Finally, I really made a topic at the last second to clear my name!

3. Once, the schoolmasters got together to study, and suddenly they heard the shouting outside: "Kiwi, two yuan a catty!" " One of the schoolmasters felt very strange, so he stretched out one for comparison and found that it looked exactly the same, so he exclaimed, "How come our kiwifruit costs six yuan a catty!"

4. Xueba often comforts himself with words such as "This problem is not difficult" and "I know why I'm wrong", but I don't know that others sound so "the world of mortals keeps cutting, and Xueba's affection is still long".

5. A schoolmaster is brilliant, but very lazy. The teacher once asked him, "Why are you always so lazy?" He replied: "Time is the greatest educator. Don't stop me from doing what I can't do."

These funny jokes about Xueba tell us that Xueba has some confused moments and some innocent and lovely moments. Although learning is not a fun thing, we can adjust the atmosphere in time, which may really make our study life more interesting and meaningful.