What are the jokes about dialects?

The language of each place is rich in local language characteristics. Since I have many friends, I often go to nearby counties or towns to play. During this time many dialect-based jokes were heard.

Last year, I went to a friend’s house in Chapan Township, Yingshan, where Wanglong Lake Park is very famous. There are mountains, water and scenery. The people there are also very hospitable. Seeing me, my friend's father who was working quickly returned home, put down the tools in his hands and shouted to his friend's mother: "Mom, help me find some clothes, I'm going to catch up ( Teeth Itch) "I didn't understand at the time, so I just asked my friend: "Hey, what did your dad tell your mom? Does he have toothache? Why is it itching?" My friend laughed after hearing this. He couldn't stand up and said, "He said he was going to the tea party, not because his teeth were tickled." After hearing this, I also laughed and bent down. I heard that there are quite a lot of jokes about their dialect here.

When Xinghuo’s friends heard that I had gone there, they rushed to the tea tray and took us to their place after lunch.

While having dinner, the few of us were so happy looking at the plates of lovely green vegetables. Just when we were about to go to war, our friend’s honest father spoke: " You are from the city, so don't show off." After hearing his words, I was confused and couldn't figure out what he meant. Could it be that we people in the city don't know how to be polite. I thought to myself, facing the lovely vegetables, I just picked out a little bit and ate it. When my friend saw this, he thought I wasn't feeling well or the food didn't taste good, so he asked me concernedly. I said it was nothing, but when I picked up the food with my chopsticks, his father always told me to "stop being so posturey" because he was afraid that my movements would be too big. , he would say this to me again. My friend laughed so hard, he said: "The dialect here here means 'no posture', which means 'you're welcome'." After hearing this, I realized that I had misunderstood and started laughing. It turned out that I was so wrong. Got the meaning wrong.

Another time, when I was playing with my friends in Xichong, they told me a very classic joke. It is said that a family in Xichong told their children on the 30th day of the New Year that they should avoid talking during the Spring Festival and that they should not say unlucky words tomorrow. The child readily agreed. On the first day of the Lunar New Year, the child got up very early. He fetched a basin of water and put it on the stool. He politely said to his father: "Dad, you (die) wash first, you (die) wash." My mother (death) washed me, and I (die) washed her after my mother (dead) washed me." After hearing this, his father was furious and gave him a slap in the face. The child was stunned and got angry and yelled: " It’s true that Lu Dongbin doesn’t know a good heart, so it’s not a good idea to ask you to (die) first.” After hearing this joke, I asked them if there was any more. They said there are more, there are many. People in Xichong call Yue Heyu (Yue), director (foot sole), and getting deeper and deeper into Yue (Yue Han Yuesen).

When I got home, I told these jokes and stories to my colleagues and family members, and they all laughed so hard. Friends, there are quite a lot of jokes about dialects.