Jokes about safety knowledge

Five boys were taught to talk about smoking one by one by the snitch teacher:

The first boy truthfully admitted being beaten; Back to the dormitory, said:

Dude: I want it all, so don't admit it when you want it.

[Scene 1]

Teacher: To be honest, do you smoke?

Boy A: No. ..

Teacher: No? Well, French fries, please.

Boy A naturally stretched out two fingers and took it. ............

[Scene 2]

Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy b: no.

Teacher: No? Well, French fries, please.

Boy B is holding French fries carefully because he heard about A.

Teacher: Don't you want some ketchup?

B accidentally got too much, and immediately played it with two fingers-

Teacher: No? The posture of playing ash is very skilled. Call your parents ...............

[Scene 3]

Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy c: no.

Teacher: No? All right, French fries.

Because of the first two examples, the boy C carefully finished the French fries with sweat.

Teacher: Aren't you going to take a root home for your classmates?

Boy C picked up French fries and put them on his ear. ..................

[Scene 4]

Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy d: No. ..

Teacher: Good. Have a French fries.

The boy ate the French fries with trepidation and put them in his coat pocket.

The teacher suddenly shouted, here comes the headmaster.

The boy was so busy that he took French fries out of his pocket and threw them on the ground, stomping on them. ......................

[Scene 5]

Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy: No.

Teacher: Good. Have a French fries.

The boy just took the French fries,

The teacher said: Don't invite me to dinner.

The boy was so busy that he handed the chips in his hand and then took out a lighter. ................

[Scene 6]

Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy: No.

Teacher: Good. Have a French fries.

The boy ate French fries with trepidation and put them in his upper pocket.

The teacher suddenly shouted, here comes the headmaster.

The boy has sweated his palms and bowed his head and said, hello, headmaster!

Teacher: The headmaster will smell your mouth.

The boy took the French fries out of his pocket: it's safe, it's still there, the fire hasn't lit yet …

[Scene 7]

Teacher: Do you smoke?

Teacher: You really don't smoke? Ok, let's have a French fries.

Boy: It's natural to take away the French fries and eat them clean.

Teacher: That's a good boy. What brand of French fries do you usually like?

Boy: [Get carried away] Greater China. . . . .

Scene n:

Teacher: French fries, please!

Boy: No thanks.

lip print

The headmaster of the home school faces a problem, and the older female students in the school begin to wear lipstick. When they apply lipstick in the bathroom, they will print their lips on the mirror and leave lip prints. He thought of a way to stop the problem before it got out of control. So he called all the girls wearing lipstick and asked them to meet in the bathroom at 2 pm. When the girls arrived at the bathroom at 2 o'clock, they found the headmaster and supervisor already waiting there. The headmaster explained the problem to them and asked the supervisor to clean the bathroom mirror every night. He thinks the girls don't understand the seriousness of the problem, so he wants them to see for themselves how difficult it is to clean the mirror. Then the supervisor began to demonstrate. The warden took out a long-handled brush from the box, dipped it in some water in the nearest toilet, and then went to the mirror to start scrubbing.

After that, no one left lip prints there. {-Passenger: Your drivers drive at an amazing speed, but they seldom have accidents. What is the reason?

The driver said, sir, the driver with low skills has long died in the car accident.

A man went to visit his daughter by plane. He suddenly found a passenger next door trembling with nervousness, so he decided to comfort his neighbor.

"Why are you so upset?" He said, "It is absolutely safe to fly now, but it is much more dangerous to take a car. Not long ago, an acquaintance of mine was driving safely on the highway, and suddenly a plane fell on his head! "

Law-abiding driver

The traffic police saw a driver struggling to push a car in the street, so he went over and asked, "Sir, is something wrong or is there no gasoline?"

"Oh, that's not true, just because I found that I forgot my driver's license just now."

Are you blind?

A traffic accident happened in the downtown area, and two cars collided head-on.

One of the drivers shouted angrily, "Are you blind? 』

Unwilling to be humiliated, another driver retorted, "Who said that? Did I miss your face? 』

safety-check

As soon as the plane arrived at an airport, the flight attendant on board immediately handed over a suspicious jar to the local air traffic police. The traffic police opened it and found it was a powdery substance. Here, he put his hand in and put it on the tip of his tongue to test.

"Well, I don't know what that is? I know it's not drugs, but it's not sugar? " Just when the flight attendants and the air traffic police were suspicious, an old lady came running in a panic. "When I got on the plane, a jar was missing. Did you get a look at him? It contains my husband's ashes!

Hit it

The young man who just learned to ride a motorcycle accidentally hit an old woman while riding.

Young man: Grandma, I'm sorry! I'm not good at riding horses. ...

Grandma: I'm not good at riding. I can play so accurately!

Signs for drivers.

There is a sign beside the highway of Swiss Immigration Bureau, which reads: "Please pay more attention to drivers.

At present, doctors and funeral home staff are on vacation. "