A man said: You either say you don't love me to my face, or let me be single for life. Whatever.

Today I am twenty-five, and the MM I have soaked is much older than me. Sum up years of experience, do my best, do my best, risk the world's condemnation, and risk being reviled by thousands of people. One is to exchange experience, and the other is to help.

First, the basic articles. (If you are not a novice, please skip)

1 Like any means of communication, understanding MM is an important part of MM, and if you don't know each other, most people who are crazy about it from the beginning are novices.

2. After reading 1, a problem arises. Many people will ask "How can I understand MM"? Everything has * * * and personality. MM * * vanity, like coquetry, brainless, easily moved. As for personality, the parties need to understand it themselves.

3, a sense of humor is an essential medicine for picking up girls mm.

4.MM has a natural romantic complex, which is the main reason why Korean dramas are popular with MM. 。

Second, intermediate goods.

1, after you have a basic understanding of MM, you should prescribe the right medicine. Then satisfy their vanity, spoil them, touch them and give them romance! I don't know how to do it. Give a simple example: find an opportunity to chat with MM alone and pretend to ask casually: How is your boyfriend? She replied, "I don't have a boyfriend yet!" " Dear friends, please have the cheek to say, "I don't believe that a beautiful girl like you will have no boyfriend." One is to praise MM and satisfy her vanity. Secondly, I made MM realize that it is necessary to find a boyfriend.

As for how to spoil MM, I don't need to teach you this. A hint is to pay attention to details, and several important festivals should not be forgotten.

3. Giving MM a romantic feeling and moving MM is basically the same. There are too many ways. I used to put a red candle, about 5 cm long, in a big heart where we met. If conditions permit, I love you with a glow stick. If the atmosphere is not enough, hold a bunch of roses.

Third, advanced articles

1, with the above foundation, you are no longer a rookie. You can easily win MM's heart. Do you want to further develop your relationship? Then understand the truth of playing hard to get.

2, the so-called playing hard to get is actually psychological tactics. Even if one of MM's puppies is lost, she will still cry for a long time, not to mention a person who can satisfy her vanity, spoil her, give her romance and make her moved.

3. Anyone who is not a pig's head should have been exposed to MM at the intermediate stage. Boys who want XX are not necessarily bad boys, and those who don't want XX are definitely not real boys. (extreme but for motivation)

4. How can we achieve the highest ideal? Let MM put down her psychological defense. MM has the lowest psychological defense in the middle of the night, so you know the best time. MM unconsciously releases her psychological defense in a relaxed and pleasant atmosphere. Choosing a relatively narrow space to bring you closer is "purely accidental"! Late at night, in a relaxed and pleasant atmosphere, in a relatively narrow space, when MM is moved in disorder, it is easy to make irrational behavior. When she woke up, the raw rice was cooked.

Fourth, the last chapter (several suggestions)

1, can't play with MM's feelings.

2. No one will wait for you in the same place for a lifetime.

3, don't take advantage, asshole!

The first stage of self-improvement:

1, practice courage. Men who are still single must not have enough courage to face MM, and they are very stiff in front of their favorite MM. They may even forget the lines they have rehearsed many times. It's no use patting their thighs and their mouths after MM leaves. Having enough courage is the basic premise of soaking up MM. If you don't, then all the experiences I said above and what I will say in the future are invalid in front of you. There are thousands of ways to practice bravery. This courage refers to the courage to MM, not the courage to dare to walk alone at night. GG who dares to talk to MM is still relatively few. MM should be regarded as a prey, not an "enemy", not a friend. Remember: there is no MM that can't be soaked, only GG that dares to soak MM.

2, practice poverty. Do you still need to practice loquacious? Of course it is! No one is born with the ability of three aunts and six wives, and it is quite hard to practice this skill. We must aim at those who are poor enough to break up, learn from them, catch up with them and surpass them. As the saying goes, the waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves ahead, and the waves are more intense with each generation. When you meet a Buddha, say Buddha, and when you meet a cat, say cat. It's not as simple as you think. A garrulous mouth needs not only courage, but also shame. The so-called swearing, but the so-called man's face in his pocket. MM's cynicism and the knife hidden in the smile will never make your plan messy. Practice until no one can hit you, and you can start.

3. I can't practice well. "Men are not bad, women don't love them." This is the knowledge of almost all cat friends. First of all, you have to be able to smoke, drink and often go to hi! When you see PLMM, say, be my girlfriend. When you see the man around MM (even her 5-year-old brother), you should also ask MM: Your boyfriend? In short, establish a personal image and give people the feeling that you are not a good bird. It is strongly recommended that people who are not good at it do not use it, otherwise the consequences will be at their own risk. ) soaking in MM pays attention to "one bravery", "two poverty" and "three evils and three evils". Treating MM is even bolder and stinky. The reputation of bad birds has spread in MM, dear cat buddy, pay attention. If you have a bad reputation, don't you have "bad" capital? In case you meet a lady MM, you can also get the effect of death. Imagine: your name is thunderous and "bad" to the extreme, so you don't have to worry about exposing bad things to MM. At this time, if you use your loquacious kung fu to make MM happy, MM will start to find your advantages, and you will find that your advantages are actually quite a lot. After all, you have nothing to expose.

The second stage:

1, half-hearted. Through the first stage of training, I believe that MM can't escape from Wuzhishan. Then raise the height. I've already talked about the principle of playing hard to get, so I'll tell you at arm's length. The so-called indifference is to be cold and hot to MM, and there is a saying that "you love colds and are not afraid that MM can't catch them". At this time, MM will chase you in turn. They often ask, "Do you love me or not?" You don't have to answer. You said to her with a wry smile, "Guess? If she says "love", keep silent. No matter what you think in your heart, you didn't give this answer anyway, so you don't have to worry about being suspected of cheating MM. If she says "no love" and you really love her, then simply "guess again" will solve the problem. If you are not sure whether you still love her, then you answer "Then you don't like me" (pay special attention, when you say this sentence, you must show that you are angry. ) In general, MM won't ask questions in this case, but in case an expert in MM has written about how to hang a Kai Zi, and she has just studied it, you will need to go through a lot of trouble. (Since this situation is almost zero, it is kept secret for the time being. Forgive me for being selfish for a while, but it's still necessary to save one hand. )

2. Give a lollipop a slap. No matter how NB is, it will always be unpleasant to be with MM. There is absolutely no need for MM to quarrel at this stage. It's normal for young couples to move around, and you are the culprit in destroying love. But after being angry, no matter who is right or wrong, the man must apologize, so as to show your broad mind and make MM love you more. If there is such a MM, she can tolerate all your bad habits, and she will tolerate you, and then tolerate you. So, you can make trouble and make a hullabaloo about for no reason. In short, if there is a fight, you have to fight if you don't create opportunities! Remember: love without suffering will not last long! (not necessarily suitable for everyone)

Give her a moment of silence from time to time. I mentioned it briefly in the primary chapter, because I personally think it is as difficult to master humorous skills as to practice loquacious. Humor is to gently tease people's emotions, just like itching. Itching is a great pleasure in life. Itching will make you feel indescribable comfortable. Some of them are really refreshing and make you scratch unconsciously. So everyone should master humor skills. If you really have no sense of humor, there's nothing you can do but do this. The third stage: this is the highest realm of MM bubble! However, there are only a few successful practitioners. It is better to learn Sun Tzu's Art of War and Thirty-six Strategies. The highest realm is psychological research: if you are familiar with each other's psychology and know what she is thinking at any time, you can give her psychological hints, psychological induction and psychological inspiration appropriately, so what kind of MM can't do it? However, psychology is not my own major, I am still learning. In order to repay my cat friends, I have made great contributions to provide some information for you. If you want to learn psychology, first look at Freud's psychology-dream interpretation, children's sexual behavior, love and hypnosis. Very meaningful. I have studied his theory for 65,438+0 years and gained a lot. However, I failed to learn their true meaning ~ ~ progress.