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1. Diego Maradona
Diego Maradona only interpreted the ugly foul of "handball" as a world football classic that will never fade. He scored England's handball in the 1986 World Cup, as well as his numerous brilliant career goals, which became a well-written number one meritorious book. "The Hand of God" is like a god. It has visited Qian Fan and will never fade.
2. turio
Whenever Brazil and Argentina collide, it must be a scene of fire, but there are also many entertainment stars. 1995, in the Copa America1quarter final between Brazil and Argentina, substitute striker turio not only became the savior of the team, but also became a famous handball striker with a handball goal.
After Brazil defeated its arch-rival by penalty shootout, the proud turio bluffed, "Diego Maradona can shoot, why not?" However, the Argentine players did not agree with this, and greatly despised the meanness of the villain's success. "How can turio's handball be compared with Diego Maradona's? Diego Maradona said it was a great ball ... "
3. Messi
What qualities should diego maradona's successor possess? Let Messi tell you, whether it is an old horse that shoots seven people in a row or a classic "hand of God", Messi is rated as a very home. In the 37th round of La Liga in the 2006/07 season, in a key battle between Barcelona and Spain, Messi took off in the 42nd minute and injured his left hand handball. His moves and routines were almost the same as those of the old horse. In the quarter-finals of the King's Cup in 2007/08, Barcelona challenged Villarreal. Messi's handball goalkeeper used to shoot the header in the center position. This time, his trick was arrested by a referee present.
5. aguero
In the sixth round of La Liga in 2006/07, Atletico Madrid played against Virva at home, and the confused referee and cunning aguero became the masters of the game. In the first half, Atletico Madrid and Virva each had a dive, and the referee and the idiot punished a penalty; In the second half, in the 32nd minute, aguero took the header from his teammates, lifted the ball out of the goal at a far point and stood in a hidden position. He successfully won the trust of the judges.
Although Aguero obviously punched the screen on live TV, the referee not only acquiesced in the stupid goal, but also suddenly made a bigger joke afterwards. After Virva bautista showed the second yellow card, the red card shown by the referee was forgotten, and it was not until the off-site officials reminded the wonderful statistics. At this point, it is time to put an end to the defense that bautista has slipped into.
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