What are the turning points of the god who is used to the story of friends?

0 1. When I was in the lowest valley of my life, my mother said to me, "Son, even if everyone gives up on you, don't give up on yourself, okay?" I was moved to answer, "I know."

Then, my mother turned to my father and said, "He knows. Let's go."

02. A girl asked a boy to wait for him downstairs for a hundred days before marrying him. As a result, on the 99th day, the boy left with a smile. Later, someone asked him, why did you leave at a critical moment when you persisted for so long and were close to success?

The boy explained that I didn't think I could last so long. I thought to myself, I have such great perseverance, why not do WeChat business?

03. Years later, I received a WeChat from a friend who was far away from the other side of the ocean: "I finally became the kind of person I used to hate the most."

"Ha, ha, ha, everyone is like this, don't be sentimental. Who did you hate most when you were a child? "

"Rich people."

04. Suddenly I heard someone knocking at the door at midnight. When I opened the door, I saw a young man standing outside with a lot of delicious food. I said, "You must be mistaken. I didn't order takeout. "

"I know." The young man said, "A friend of yours in Weibo asked me to show it to you. This is the food he wants to eat tonight. His mobile phone is broken and he can't send Weibo. "

05. "I'm so scared that one day you will suddenly stop loving me."

"Fool, what are you thinking? When did I love you? "

06. There is a sign in the park lawn, which reads: "5 yuan will be fined for trampling on the lawn". Later, it was changed to "fine 2 yuan". Ask the staff in the park: "Why did you drop it? Isn't it a fine of 5 yuan? "

The staff replied: "You can't change it. No one stepped on 5 pieces. "

07. "My wife has been missing for more than 24 hours," I said anxiously on the phone. "She said she went out to buy food early yesterday morning, but she hasn't come home yet. I almost collapsed. Please bring me some food in your fast food restaurant. "

08. The boy said to the girl, "Let's take a trip. My girlfriend will come that day. " The girl nodded shyly: "OK, I'll take my boyfriend, too."

At the appointed time and place, but there were only two people, a boy and a girl. The girl asked the boy, "Where's your girlfriend?" The boy touched the girl's head: "Fool, she is right in front of me."

The boy asked the girl again, "Where's your boyfriend?"

Girl: "My boyfriend is parking over there. He will come at once. "

09. I finally got a chance to chat with my girlfriend in the self-study class. Maybe I didn't say something right. She suddenly ignored me and said coldly, "Stop it, there is someone outside you." I was anxious at that time: "I swear to God, there is really no!"

"She's talking about me!" The head teacher behind him said coldly.

10, I told my mother, "I'm tired of eating at home every day. Why don't we go out for dinner today? "

Mom thought about it and nodded her head. Then he gave me a bowl of rice and let me eat it alone in the yard outside.