Joke Collection Website - Joke collection - The more a man likes you, the more he will pretend to "dislike" you in several ways, don't you believe it?

The more a man likes you, the more he will pretend to "dislike" you in several ways, don't you believe it?

The more a man likes you, the more he will pretend to "dislike" you in several aspects, don't you believe it?

Men are the most hypocritical and face-hungry creatures in the world. I have always felt that I am the center of attention, and I have always been self-righteous and felt that the earth would never turn again without me. Therefore, whether in daily life or in love, men have an incomprehensible honey self-confidence. Therefore, when they meet someone they like, they don't confess their love, but express it through many "irony". one. In the plateau area, the legs are long and beautiful; in the low altitude, the legs are short

People are visual animals, especially men. When walking on the street, everyone prefers to look at beautiful faces, but sometimes, the person next to them is an ordinary face. Sometimes, a woman can catch a glimpse of a man, and she will also look along the man's field of vision. It is indeed beautiful. "Look at my long legs, why are you so stupid? Hey, why am I so unlucky?" Isn't my life so bad? When women hear this, they usually wave their hands and say, "If you don't like it, then break up," and swarm over, leaving the men stunned. In fact, think about it, how many times has a man said that, and when will he really leave? It's just a joke. Men are like this, they have their own sense of humor, although they are cold, they are also sincere. two. It tastes too bad. Don’t make it next time.

“The food you cooked is so bad. Don’t make it next time.” At the weekend, a woman's full confidence was poured down by a basin of cold water from a man. Seeing the table full of love-filled meals, the woman felt a fire in her heart. You’ve worked so hard to make it, and you’re actually saying this? The woman was just about to tidy up, but she found that the man had already eaten a large portion. Although he frowned, and although it was indeed not that delicious, the food the man ate was very "good". "Didn't you say it's hard to swallow?" "It's hard to swallow because of my wife." A simple sentence, but the most beautiful confession. A man dislikes your unpalatable cooking, but he happily accepts the unpalatable meals you cook. three. Why don’t you learn how to apply makeup from others

Man’s face is often given by women. Therefore, when a woman goes out with a man, she must dress up beautifully, and it must take a lot of thought. And men are willing to wait and pay for women's expenses. Because both he and she understand that a woman's beauty is an important expression of a man's face, but who knows, women also like nude makeup, even if they are not so beautiful, they are the most natural. "Why don't you put on makeup?" Men will laugh, and straight men will even say "You are beautiful without makeup." Once or twice, the woman was indifferent, but three or four times she became angry. "It's not melting anymore. What's the matter? If you don't want to see it, don't look at it." You must pay attention to the man's expression at this time, which is shock. Likewise, they thought this was just a "well-intentioned reminder" and they didn't expect to touch an active volcano.