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25 yuan bought a birthday present for his girlfriend.
The most poetic birthday gift: exquisite greeting cards+warm-hearted poems. If I am a sentimental and well-written person, and I am really tired of choosing birthday gifts, I will ... give the most poetic gift: a homemade birthday card and a tempted little love poem, which is both economical and meaningful. Not everyone has this talent, but it can still be copied: "Heaven and earth are one, but dare to leave you" seems too sad. I prefer "I would like to be a lamb to follow you, and I would like you to gently beat me with a thin whip every day". Of course, if I could write better myself, I wouldn't need this one.
The cutest and most favored birthday present: plush toys. If I were a girl's mind reader, I would give her big toys. It's better to be fluffy, like teddy bears and Garfield. Every time she sees these, she will exclaim for these lovely things in an exaggerated way. I don't mind, because I love her.
The most luxurious birthday present: jewelry. My love is gently hidden under the gorgeous appearance. If your financial ability permits, you can consider sending jewelry. Choosing platinum or pearl jewelry with exquisite workmanship and unique design can make her feel your affection. It also shows that your love for her is "stronger than gold".
The most disciplined birthday present: roses. If I were a well-behaved person, I would definitely send her a big bouquet of roses. She doesn't like flowers on weekdays, and of course she doesn't like roses. But on Valentine's Day last year, I clearly saw something called envy in her eyes. But I don't think I will send her a bunch of roses. If I want, I will give her one, or just a car or a boat, if you know what I mean.
The most fashionable surprise birthday gift: dream pillow. Creative, crystal clear as pure care. Dream pillow is unique and natural. It exudes a crystal clear temperament and a romantic and warm atmosphere from the heart, which has become the most touching birthday gift for girls in 2007. A birthday present that can attract girls' envious eyes is definitely a good birthday present that can impress girls. Be careful, shouldn't you also bring this casual surprise to your beloved?
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