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Digging nose excrement (laughing wildly)

One day, my son went over to his father and asked him

Son: Dad, why do men and women seem to be more comfortable having sex?

dad: think about it, which is more comfortable, nose or hands, to dig nose excrement with your fingers?

son: then why do they seem to be in pain when they are raped?

dad: do you think it would be comfortable if you were walking in the street and someone came over and picked your nose?

son: why doesn't that man like wearing a condom?

dad: do you like to dig your nose with gloves?

son: then why don't women have sex when they come to menstruation?

dad: do you pick your nose when you have a nosebleed?

Lies

Model student: I failed the exam again! Fashion shop owner: It fits you perfectly. It's just made for you. Politician: I don't take any money. Principal: (morning meeting) Let me say one more simple thing. . . Doctor: This injection doesn't hurt at all. Star: We are just friends. Photographer: You are the most beautiful bride I have ever seen. Captain: Passengers, there is a small problem with the plane. Waiter: The food will be right with you. Movie star: I hope everyone agrees with my acting, not my appearance. Boss: Our company belongs to all employees. Worker: I will quit tomorrow!