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Brain teaser: Mao Mao said: 10+4 = 2, and the teacher was right. Why? Brainstorm answer: 10 +4 = 2: 00pm Brainstorm question: Yao Ming is a nearsighted and famous gluttonous boy. Put a pile of books in front of him and an apple in the back. What do you think he will read first? Brainstorm answer: I can't see anything. Brainstorm question: What is the longest car in the world except the train? Brain teaser answer: traffic jam 4 brain teaser question: Who is the most common person on Nanjing Road in Shanghai? [Answer] Brain teaser Answer: China people have five brain teasers: three gold "Xin", three water "Miao" and three people "Zhong". So what should these three ghosts be called? Brainstorm answer: shout "help" 6 Brainstorm topic: Xiaohong has 10 copper coins in his pocket, but they are all dropped. What's left in Xiaohong's pocket? Brainstorm answer: a hole 7 brain teasers Question: How many corns can a monkey break every minute? How many corns can a monkey break in an orchard in 5 minutes? Brainstorm answer: I didn't get an 8-character puzzle: slip away (hint: pay attention to homonym), three trees should tie 10 horses, only one can't double? Brainstorm answer: how to tie it? 9 brain teaser: There is an animal that is as big as a cat and looks like a tiger. What kind of animal is this? Brainstorm answer: tiger 10 Brainstorm topic: Liangliang's birthday is on March 30th. What year is this year? Brainstorm answer: March 30th every year 1 1 Brainstorm topic: Two dogs race, dog A runs fast and dog B runs slowly. Which dog sweats more when he runs to the finish line? Brainstorm answer: dogs don't sweat 12 Brainstorm question: Why is a bottle of medicine marked highly toxic harmless to people? Brainstorm answer: As long as you don't drink, 13 Brainstorm question: What is Adam and Eve's biggest regret after marriage? Brainstorm answer: no one came to the wedding banquet. 14 brainstorming topic: Xiaoming only spends money, spending a lot of money every day, but in the end he becomes a millionaire. Why? Brainstorm answer: It was once a brainteaser of billionaire 15: two people decided to have a bicycle race to see who could run fast. The game was held in a flat and spacious stadium, but at the beginning of the game, neither of them wanted to take the lead. On the contrary, they ride very slowly. As we all know, none of them will give in to each other, and there is no external interference. In short, everything is fine. Why on earth? Brainstorm answer: They exchanged bicycles 16 Brainstorm question: When does four MINUS three equal five? Brainstorm answer: cut off one corner from four corners. 1. Yesterday, I received a message from QQ asking to add friends: "I am your mother", and I immediately replied "I am your father!" I was rejected, and then I got a call from my mother saying, "Add me, quick!" " 2. On the eve of Singles Day, I received a short message from my girlfriend "Happy Singles Day to you". I replied: I have a girlfriend, and I am not single! Another: When you receive this message, you will be. I farted on the bus, and when I saw people around me waving with painful expressions, I waved. The lady next to me turned to me and said, stop pretending. My wife and I went to the Reclining Buddha Temple to play. My wife couldn't walk on the road, so I carried her. An old woman saw it and said seriously, you see, you are also a scholar. My wife is ill, so it's no use going to the hospital earlier. 5. Go to a friend's house to play. It happens that my friend's wife is breastfeeding. It happened that the child refused to breastfeed and joked to the child: Eat quickly, or the uncle will eat. The day before yesterday, my boss, a man, looked behind my computer for a long time and said, "Xiaoke, do you grow vegetables, too?" This is working time! "I collected melon seeds. . . . . He looked at him and said, "Manager Zhang, this is my desktop. Which vegetable field do you see standing on Super Mary? "7. When my brother takes the bus, a beautiful girl on the bus always looks at him. The younger brother thought: the girl may be interested in herself and can't help but be happy. The girl got off at the station. The younger brother immediately followed. The girl walked in front and looked back from time to time. The younger brother got up the courage to run forward and said humorously, "Miss, why do you always look at me?"? "Is there a grain of rice on my face?" The girl glared at him and said, "Are you sick? I know I still don't wipe. " 8. The bedroom is on the sixth floor. When I climbed up, I found that I didn't have my key. I went downstairs and asked my aunt for it. Then I climbed up to open the door, went down to return the key and climbed up again. I found the door closed. A classmate next door passed by and asked, "You see your door is open, I'll close it for you." 9. My girlfriend said I was too girly at night. I was angry and quarreled with her. I want to be a man, but I finally can't help crying. 10. A buddy got up the courage to express his deep feelings to MM on QQ, and MM later replied: I am her mother, and I am here to steal food. 1 1. A female classmate's birthday, the four of us agreed to send her a "happy birthday" at 0: 00, and each of us sent a sentence, and I got the second sentence. As a result, they didn't send it 12. Students go to the toilet between classes, only to find that they don't have any paper, and they can't wait for people, so their mobile phones are in arrears. In desperation, he called 10086 for help ... It is said that there was a long silence, and later ... his classmates received such a short message in class: Hello, China Mobile User, your classmate is in the toilet and asked you to send him toilet paper. For details, please consult 10086 13. I got up in the morning and saw a Netease comment on the first floor: calm down, everyone, come and listen to what the fifth floor says. Second floor: I think the fifth floor is very reasonable. The third layer: the fifth layer speaks the voice of the people. Fourth floor: The fifth floor is really nice! Fifth floor: upstairs are all SB 14. 1955. China's per capita income is 3.2 times that of South Korea and 1. 1 times that of Japan. However, after more than 50 years of "earth-shaking" growth, the per capita income of China in 2008 was 3% of Japanese and 7% of Korean. 15. If you have nothing to do in the morning, just browse the company homepage. Seeing the new recruitment content above, I was bored and found my position impressively listed ... 16. Beifeng Chui students took a fancy to a mother-daughter combination, and the girls were so good. After fierce ideological struggle, Beifeng students followed them all the way to the parking lot and finally moved their hands. Beifeng: Hello, Aunt! Mom: Um ... Beifeng: Well, I want to meet your daughter. Mom: She is my daughter-in-law ~ Beifeng fainted on the spot, and the girl blushed, but her mother was very open-minded: "Young man, you have a lot of courage, hehe ..." Then her mother-in-law drove away. Looking for it for a long time.