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Romance of the three kingdoms
Zhang Fei threw chicken feathers-it was hard to make Zhuge Liang levy Meng Huo-put them away
Cao Cao ate chicken ribs-the food was tasteless. It's a pity to abandon it. Zhang Fei's stratagem-rough and refined. Zhuge Liang plays the piano-the stratagem comes to mind
Cao Cao meets Jiang Gan-it's a disaster. Zhang Fei sells smuggled salt-who dares to check Zhuge Liang's goose feather fan-mysterious and unpredictable
Cao's operation-clean and clean, Zhang Fei sells scales-people are strong and goods are hard, Zhuge Liang is three-qi Zhou Yu-a little trick .. Cao Cao used tricks-treacherous and slippery, Zhang Fei fought Guan Gong-forgetting the old love, Zhuge Liang shed tears and beheaded Ma Su-taking care of the overall situation
Cao Cao fought Wancheng-defeated and fled, Zhang Fei ate bean sprouts-a plate of Loi Siu Zhuge Liang wanted an ugly wife-for the sake of his career
Cao Cao killed Lv Boshe-making mistakes, putting needles on Zhang Fei-wide eyes and small eyes, Zhuge Liang recruited relatives-it was more important than appearance < Life is not
Zhuge Liang used his troops-he was elusive
Cao Cao defeated Huarong Road-he took the right path-Zhuge Liang's golden soup-he had a clever plan
Cao Cao Zhuge Liang-he had a different temper-Zhang Fei caught the scorpion-Zhuge Liang's countermeasures were wide-eyed and small-eyed-prescient
Ming
(for different people, Personality is also different) Zhang Fei embroiders-there are fine grass boats borrowing arrows in the rough-the more the better
Adou is the emperor-Zhang Fei is weak and incompetent-there are fine grass boats borrowing arrows in the rough-enjoying the success
Dong Zhuo plays The Story Of Diu Sim-dying under the flowers, closing the door-borrowing arrows from the grass boat to kill people-returning home with a full load
The Story Of Diu Sim sings. -Looking for anger to provoke Guan Yunchang to sell tofu-Hard goods are not hard, Zhuge Liang borrowed arrows-Sure
Jiang Gan stole books-went to the Guandi Temple to beg for children-stepped on the wrong door, Zhuge Liang mourned-pretending
Lu Su hosted a banquet for Guan Yunchang-hiding the murder, Guan Gong shot Huang Zhong-showing mercy to Zhuge Liang-not sincere
Lu Bu. Wu's marriage-making it a reality, Guan Gong drinking-not afraid of blushing, Zhuge Liang singing an empty plan-there is no way
Sima Yi can't break the Eight Diagrams Array-he doesn't know how to pretend to understand Guan Yunchang's trip to Maicheng-Zhuge Liang is a strategist when he is in trouble-worthy of the name
Zhou Yu's courting Jingzhou-trying hard not to please the lady of Guandi Temple-Zhuge Liang is a strategist when he panicked-there are many ways
Go back to Guandi Temple empty-handed to worship Guanyin-three heads are better than one-top
Zhuge Liang. Thinking about Liu Bei
-people don't hang Guanyin statues in Guandi Temple in their hearts-the name is not true
Guan Sheng fought against Li-drastic
Dong Zhuo went to Beijing-the newcomer Guan Yunchang scraped bones to cure poison-there is no pain in Liu Beisan's going to Wolong-please
this
Zhuge Liang (metaphorically, you are invited) < One is willing to play chess by scraping bones in Guan Yunchang-Liu Bei's country as if nothing had happened-Liu Bei cried out
and bought people's hearts
Xu Shu entered Cao Cao's camp without saying a word
Zhou Yu beat Huang Gai, and one is willing to beat Zhang Fei to eat bean sprouts, which is a piece of cake
Liu Bei borrowed Jingzhou, and if he borrowed it, he could not repay it
Zhang Fei wore it. Everyone knows that
Liu Bei takes revenge → loses a lot because of small things
Liu Bei falls down and fights → buys people's hearts
Liu Bei borrows Jingzhou → borrows it but doesn't pay it back
Liu Bei sells straw sandals → has goods
Liu Bei's country → cries
Liu Bei sees Kong Ming → feels like a duck to water
Liu Bei goes to the Yellow Crane Tower → feels scared
. At the turn of the century,
Liu Chan's little A Dou → couldn't help
Kongming played the piano and retired Zhong Da → was so heavy
Kongming made an empty plan → saved the day
Kongming beheaded Ma Su → Ming Zheng's military discipline
looked at Zhuge Liang through the crack of the door → looked down on the hero
Zhuge Liang frowned → calculated to come to mind
The straw boat borrowed an arrow → loaded. Far away → reminiscing about the old love
Guan Yunchang guarding her sister-in-law → friendship is the most important
Guan Yunchang scraping bones to cure poison → there is no pain at all
Guandi Temple begging for children → worshiping the wrong god
Guan Gong eating wine → I can't see it
Guan Gong protecting Liu Bei → being loyal
Guan Gong being a carpenter → being bold
Guan Gong advancing. Recruit
playing with a broadsword in front of Guan Yu → overreaching
Guan Yu selling meat → No one dares to ask Guan Yu to let Cao Cao go → reminisce about old feelings
Guan Yu surrendered to Cao Cao → Being in Cao Cao's heart
Guan Yu lost Jingzhou in the Han Dynasty → Pride soldiers lose
Guan Yunchang has a nosebleed → Red is red
Guan Yunchang plays chess by scraping bones → as if nothing had happened. Not to mention the defeat of Maicheng
going to the meeting with a single knife → bluffing people
going through five hurdles to defeat six generals → invincible
Zhang Fei selling hedgehogs → strong goods and pricking hands
Zhang Fei selling tofu → goods are not hard and people are hard
Zhang Fei's war horse is super → equal
Zhang Fei's strategy → rough and fine
Zhang Fei's fire → fierce stove. Friends → An old man's heart is not old
Huang Zhong's archery → A hundred shots hit the target
Huang Zhong's appearance → Disobeying the old
Cao Cao defeated Huarong Road → as expected
Cao Cao killed people → messed around
Cao Cao ate chicken ribs → the food was tasteless. It's a pity to abandon
Cao Cao and Zhuge Liang → His mind is different
Cao Cao does things cleanly
Cao Cao employs people → He is a meritocracy
Drumming Cao and scolding him → Spending money now [accusing him on the spot]
Dong Zhuo plays The Story Of Diu Sim → Died under the flowers
Dong Zhuo went to Beijing → Being malicious
Jiang Gan stole books → Knowing only joy and forgetting it. One is willing to get [consensual]
Xu Chu's war horse is super → go shirtless
Xu Shu enters Cao Ying → say nothing
Cao Cao goes down to the south of the Yangtze River-he comes fiercely and loses miserably
Zhang Fei throws chicken feathers-it is hard to make Zhuge Liang levy Meng Huo-accept and release
Cao Cao eats chicken ribs-eat food. It's a pity to abandon
Zhang Fei's stratagem-there are details in the rough
Zhuge Liang plays the piano-the stratagem comes to mind
Cao Cao meets Jiang Gan-it's a disaster
Zhang Fei sells smuggled salt-who dares to check
Zhuge Liang's goose feather fan-mysterious
Cao's operation-clean
Zhang Fei sells scales. Borrow an arrow-borrow it without paying it back
Cao Cao's trick-treacherous and slippery
Zhang Fei fights Guan Gong-forgetting the old love
Zhuge Liang cries and beheads Ma Su-taking care of the overall situation
Cao Cao fights Wancheng-runs away in defeat
Zhang Fei eats bean sprouts-a plate of Loi Siu
Zhuge Liang wants an ugly wife-for -as expected
Zhang Fei's mother's surname is Wu-nothing (Wu) It's not
Zhuge Liang's fighting-elusive
Cao Cao's defeat in Huarong Road-is on the right track
Zhuge Liang's golden soup-clever plan
Cao Cao Zhuge Liang-different temper
Zhang Fei's catching the scorpion-wide eyes and small eyes
Zhuge Liang's countermeasures-prescient. > borrow an arrow from a straw boat-sit back and enjoy the success
Dong Zhuo plays The Story Of Diu Sim-die under a flower
close the phoenix eye in public-kill people
borrow an arrow from a straw boat-return with a full load
The Story Of Diu Sim sings-colorful
Guan Yu sells meat-no one dares to borrow an arrow from Zhuge Liang's straw boat-for use. When I was a big boy
Begging for a son in Guandi Temple-stepping on the wrong door
Lu Su gave a banquet to Guan Yunchang-hidden dangers
Guan Gong shot Huang Zhong-show mercy
Zhuge Liang mourned his mourning-not sincerely
Lu Bu was fascinated by The Story Of Diu Sim-Guan Gong looked in the mirror-and blushed consciously
Zhuge Liang used the empty city. Bagua array-I don't know how to pretend to understand
Guan Yunchang goes to Maicheng-a disaster is imminent
Zhuge Liang is a strategist-worthy of the name
Zhou Yu asks for Jingzhou-it's hard to please
Mrs. Guandi Temple-I panicked
Zhuge Liang is a strategist-there are many ways
Lu Su asks for Jingzhou-leaving empty-handed. Thinking about Liu Bei-people are not in the heart
hanging Guanyin statues in Guandi Temple-the name is not true
Guan Sheng fought and sent Li-drastic
Dong Zhuo went to Beijing-Greek gifts
Guan Yunchang scraped bones to cure poison-there was no pain in it
Liu Beisan went to Wolonggang-just invite this Zhuge Liang
Dong Zhuo to Beijing. A Jiangshan who is willing to get
Liu Bei-crying
Zhou Yu hits Huang Gai-pretending
Guan Yu enters Cao Ying-going straight to the point
Zhou Yu hits Huang Gai-two people are willing to go to the meeting
Guan Gong-going straight to the Three Kingdoms two-part allegorical saying
Zhuge Liang signs Meng Huo-collecting, collecting and releasing. Borrow without paying back
Zhuge Liang wants to be ugly-I don't know
Zhuge Liang's three spirits and Zhou Yu-a little skill
Zhuge Liang uses his troops-he's elusive
Zhuge Liang's wife-for the sake of his career
Zhuge Liang's secret kit-a clever plan
Zhuge Liang borrowed an arrow from a grass boat-he is sure
Zhuge Liang will be a strategist. > Zhuge Liang as a strategist-worthy of the name
Zhuge Liang mourns his filial piety-pretending
Liu Bei's country-crying
thinking about Liu Bei-people are absent
Liu Bei threw a child-bribing people
Liu Bei went to Wolong on the third day-please be an expert. -Who dares to check
that Zhang Fei sells scales-people force goods to be hard
that Zhang Fei sells meat-all talk and no cutting
that Zhang Fei fights Guan Yu-forgetting the old love
that Zhang Fei's mother's surname is Wu-nothing (Wu) Life is not
Zhang Fei eats bean sprouts-a plate of Loi Siu
Zhang Fei pierces a needle-rough but fine
Zhang Fei catches a mouse-wide-eyed and small-eyed
Guan Yu plays with a big knife in front of him-he overreaches himself
closes his eyes-kills people
Guan Yu sells meat-and no one dares to come to Guan Yunchang to sell tofu. -Dramatic
Guan Yunchang curettage the bones to cure poison-no pain at all
Guan Yu sneezed-boasting
Guan Yunchang went to Maicheng-disaster
Guan Yu went to dinner-courageous
Cao Cao went down to the south of the Yangtze River-fierce, miserable defeat
Cao Cao ate chicken ribs-tasteless food, It's a pity that
Cao Cao met Jiang Gan-it was a disaster
Cao Cao's operation-clean
Cao Cao killed Hua Tuo-taboo disease and medical treatment
Cao Cao used tricks-treacherous and slippery
Cao Cao fought Wancheng-defeated and fled
Cao Cao killed Lv Boshe-wrong is wrong < Stealing books-being duped
Huang Zhongshe shooting Guan Yu-going easy on Lu Su's banquet for Guan Yunchang-hiding the murder
Guan Yu looking in the mirror-blushing consciously
Lu Bu seeing The Story Of Diu Sim-fascinated
Dongwu's bride-making a fool of himself
Sima Yi breaking the eight diagrams-not pretending to understand. Go back to Beijing empty-handed
Dong Zhuo-it's a bad arrival
Zhou Yu hits Huang Gai-one is willing to hit one and get Zhou Yu to win Jingzhou-it's a pain in the ass
Zhou Yu hits Huang Gai-both are willing
Xu Chu fights Ma Chao-goes shirtless
A Dou's Jiangshan-gives Zhang Fei away for nothing and sells scales.
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