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Romance of the three kingdoms

Cao Cao went down to the south of the Yangtze River-he came fiercely and suffered a terrible defeat

Zhang Fei threw chicken feathers-it was hard to make Zhuge Liang levy Meng Huo-put them away

Cao Cao ate chicken ribs-the food was tasteless. It's a pity to abandon it. Zhang Fei's stratagem-rough and refined. Zhuge Liang plays the piano-the stratagem comes to mind

Cao Cao meets Jiang Gan-it's a disaster. Zhang Fei sells smuggled salt-who dares to check Zhuge Liang's goose feather fan-mysterious and unpredictable

Cao's operation-clean and clean, Zhang Fei sells scales-people are strong and goods are hard, Zhuge Liang is three-qi Zhou Yu-a little trick .. Cao Cao used tricks-treacherous and slippery, Zhang Fei fought Guan Gong-forgetting the old love, Zhuge Liang shed tears and beheaded Ma Su-taking care of the overall situation

Cao Cao fought Wancheng-defeated and fled, Zhang Fei ate bean sprouts-a plate of Loi Siu Zhuge Liang wanted an ugly wife-for the sake of his career

Cao Cao killed Lv Boshe-making mistakes, putting needles on Zhang Fei-wide eyes and small eyes, Zhuge Liang recruited relatives-it was more important than appearance < Life is not

Zhuge Liang used his troops-he was elusive

Cao Cao defeated Huarong Road-he took the right path-Zhuge Liang's golden soup-he had a clever plan

Cao Cao Zhuge Liang-he had a different temper-Zhang Fei caught the scorpion-Zhuge Liang's countermeasures were wide-eyed and small-eyed-prescient

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(for different people, Personality is also different) Zhang Fei embroiders-there are fine grass boats borrowing arrows in the rough-the more the better

Adou is the emperor-Zhang Fei is weak and incompetent-there are fine grass boats borrowing arrows in the rough-enjoying the success

Dong Zhuo plays The Story Of Diu Sim-dying under the flowers, closing the door-borrowing arrows from the grass boat to kill people-returning home with a full load

The Story Of Diu Sim sings. -Looking for anger to provoke Guan Yunchang to sell tofu-Hard goods are not hard, Zhuge Liang borrowed arrows-Sure

Jiang Gan stole books-went to the Guandi Temple to beg for children-stepped on the wrong door, Zhuge Liang mourned-pretending

Lu Su hosted a banquet for Guan Yunchang-hiding the murder, Guan Gong shot Huang Zhong-showing mercy to Zhuge Liang-not sincere

Lu Bu. Wu's marriage-making it a reality, Guan Gong drinking-not afraid of blushing, Zhuge Liang singing an empty plan-there is no way

Sima Yi can't break the Eight Diagrams Array-he doesn't know how to pretend to understand Guan Yunchang's trip to Maicheng-Zhuge Liang is a strategist when he is in trouble-worthy of the name

Zhou Yu's courting Jingzhou-trying hard not to please the lady of Guandi Temple-Zhuge Liang is a strategist when he panicked-there are many ways

Go back to Guandi Temple empty-handed to worship Guanyin-three heads are better than one-top

Zhuge Liang. Thinking about Liu Bei

-people don't hang Guanyin statues in Guandi Temple in their hearts-the name is not true

Guan Sheng fought against Li-drastic

Dong Zhuo went to Beijing-the newcomer Guan Yunchang scraped bones to cure poison-there is no pain in Liu Beisan's going to Wolong-please

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Zhuge Liang (metaphorically, you are invited) < One is willing to play chess by scraping bones in Guan Yunchang-Liu Bei's country as if nothing had happened-Liu Bei cried out

and bought people's hearts

Xu Shu entered Cao Cao's camp without saying a word

Zhou Yu beat Huang Gai, and one is willing to beat Zhang Fei to eat bean sprouts, which is a piece of cake

Liu Bei borrowed Jingzhou, and if he borrowed it, he could not repay it

Zhang Fei wore it. Everyone knows that

Liu Bei takes revenge → loses a lot because of small things

Liu Bei falls down and fights → buys people's hearts

Liu Bei borrows Jingzhou → borrows it but doesn't pay it back

Liu Bei sells straw sandals → has goods

Liu Bei's country → cries

Liu Bei sees Kong Ming → feels like a duck to water

Liu Bei goes to the Yellow Crane Tower → feels scared

. At the turn of the century,

Liu Chan's little A Dou → couldn't help

Kongming played the piano and retired Zhong Da → was so heavy

Kongming made an empty plan → saved the day

Kongming beheaded Ma Su → Ming Zheng's military discipline

looked at Zhuge Liang through the crack of the door → looked down on the hero

Zhuge Liang frowned → calculated to come to mind

The straw boat borrowed an arrow → loaded. Far away → reminiscing about the old love

Guan Yunchang guarding her sister-in-law → friendship is the most important

Guan Yunchang scraping bones to cure poison → there is no pain at all

Guandi Temple begging for children → worshiping the wrong god

Guan Gong eating wine → I can't see it

Guan Gong protecting Liu Bei → being loyal

Guan Gong being a carpenter → being bold

Guan Gong advancing. Recruit

playing with a broadsword in front of Guan Yu → overreaching

Guan Yu selling meat → No one dares to ask Guan Yu to let Cao Cao go → reminisce about old feelings

Guan Yu surrendered to Cao Cao → Being in Cao Cao's heart

Guan Yu lost Jingzhou in the Han Dynasty → Pride soldiers lose

Guan Yunchang has a nosebleed → Red is red

Guan Yunchang plays chess by scraping bones → as if nothing had happened. Not to mention the defeat of Maicheng

going to the meeting with a single knife → bluffing people

going through five hurdles to defeat six generals → invincible

Zhang Fei selling hedgehogs → strong goods and pricking hands

Zhang Fei selling tofu → goods are not hard and people are hard

Zhang Fei's war horse is super → equal

Zhang Fei's strategy → rough and fine

Zhang Fei's fire → fierce stove. Friends → An old man's heart is not old

Huang Zhong's archery → A hundred shots hit the target

Huang Zhong's appearance → Disobeying the old

Cao Cao defeated Huarong Road → as expected

Cao Cao killed people → messed around

Cao Cao ate chicken ribs → the food was tasteless. It's a pity to abandon

Cao Cao and Zhuge Liang → His mind is different

Cao Cao does things cleanly

Cao Cao employs people → He is a meritocracy

Drumming Cao and scolding him → Spending money now [accusing him on the spot]

Dong Zhuo plays The Story Of Diu Sim → Died under the flowers

Dong Zhuo went to Beijing → Being malicious

Jiang Gan stole books → Knowing only joy and forgetting it. One is willing to get [consensual]

Xu Chu's war horse is super → go shirtless

Xu Shu enters Cao Ying → say nothing

Cao Cao goes down to the south of the Yangtze River-he comes fiercely and loses miserably

Zhang Fei throws chicken feathers-it is hard to make Zhuge Liang levy Meng Huo-accept and release

Cao Cao eats chicken ribs-eat food. It's a pity to abandon

Zhang Fei's stratagem-there are details in the rough

Zhuge Liang plays the piano-the stratagem comes to mind

Cao Cao meets Jiang Gan-it's a disaster

Zhang Fei sells smuggled salt-who dares to check

Zhuge Liang's goose feather fan-mysterious

Cao's operation-clean

Zhang Fei sells scales. Borrow an arrow-borrow it without paying it back

Cao Cao's trick-treacherous and slippery

Zhang Fei fights Guan Gong-forgetting the old love

Zhuge Liang cries and beheads Ma Su-taking care of the overall situation

Cao Cao fights Wancheng-runs away in defeat

Zhang Fei eats bean sprouts-a plate of Loi Siu

Zhuge Liang wants an ugly wife-for -as expected

Zhang Fei's mother's surname is Wu-nothing (Wu) It's not

Zhuge Liang's fighting-elusive

Cao Cao's defeat in Huarong Road-is on the right track

Zhuge Liang's golden soup-clever plan

Cao Cao Zhuge Liang-different temper

Zhang Fei's catching the scorpion-wide eyes and small eyes

Zhuge Liang's countermeasures-prescient. > borrow an arrow from a straw boat-sit back and enjoy the success

Dong Zhuo plays The Story Of Diu Sim-die under a flower

close the phoenix eye in public-kill people

borrow an arrow from a straw boat-return with a full load

The Story Of Diu Sim sings-colorful

Guan Yu sells meat-no one dares to borrow an arrow from Zhuge Liang's straw boat-for use. When I was a big boy

Begging for a son in Guandi Temple-stepping on the wrong door

Lu Su gave a banquet to Guan Yunchang-hidden dangers

Guan Gong shot Huang Zhong-show mercy

Zhuge Liang mourned his mourning-not sincerely

Lu Bu was fascinated by The Story Of Diu Sim-Guan Gong looked in the mirror-and blushed consciously

Zhuge Liang used the empty city. Bagua array-I don't know how to pretend to understand

Guan Yunchang goes to Maicheng-a disaster is imminent

Zhuge Liang is a strategist-worthy of the name

Zhou Yu asks for Jingzhou-it's hard to please

Mrs. Guandi Temple-I panicked

Zhuge Liang is a strategist-there are many ways

Lu Su asks for Jingzhou-leaving empty-handed. Thinking about Liu Bei-people are not in the heart

hanging Guanyin statues in Guandi Temple-the name is not true

Guan Sheng fought and sent Li-drastic

Dong Zhuo went to Beijing-Greek gifts

Guan Yunchang scraped bones to cure poison-there was no pain in it

Liu Beisan went to Wolonggang-just invite this Zhuge Liang

Dong Zhuo to Beijing. A Jiangshan who is willing to get

Liu Bei-crying

Zhou Yu hits Huang Gai-pretending

Guan Yu enters Cao Ying-going straight to the point

Zhou Yu hits Huang Gai-two people are willing to go to the meeting

Guan Gong-going straight to the Three Kingdoms two-part allegorical saying

Zhuge Liang signs Meng Huo-collecting, collecting and releasing. Borrow without paying back

Zhuge Liang wants to be ugly-I don't know

Zhuge Liang's three spirits and Zhou Yu-a little skill

Zhuge Liang uses his troops-he's elusive

Zhuge Liang's wife-for the sake of his career

Zhuge Liang's secret kit-a clever plan

Zhuge Liang borrowed an arrow from a grass boat-he is sure

Zhuge Liang will be a strategist. > Zhuge Liang as a strategist-worthy of the name

Zhuge Liang mourns his filial piety-pretending

Liu Bei's country-crying

thinking about Liu Bei-people are absent

Liu Bei threw a child-bribing people

Liu Bei went to Wolong on the third day-please be an expert. -Who dares to check

that Zhang Fei sells scales-people force goods to be hard

that Zhang Fei sells meat-all talk and no cutting

that Zhang Fei fights Guan Yu-forgetting the old love

that Zhang Fei's mother's surname is Wu-nothing (Wu) Life is not

Zhang Fei eats bean sprouts-a plate of Loi Siu

Zhang Fei pierces a needle-rough but fine

Zhang Fei catches a mouse-wide-eyed and small-eyed

Guan Yu plays with a big knife in front of him-he overreaches himself

closes his eyes-kills people

Guan Yu sells meat-and no one dares to come to Guan Yunchang to sell tofu. -Dramatic

Guan Yunchang curettage the bones to cure poison-no pain at all

Guan Yu sneezed-boasting

Guan Yunchang went to Maicheng-disaster

Guan Yu went to dinner-courageous

Cao Cao went down to the south of the Yangtze River-fierce, miserable defeat

Cao Cao ate chicken ribs-tasteless food, It's a pity that

Cao Cao met Jiang Gan-it was a disaster

Cao Cao's operation-clean

Cao Cao killed Hua Tuo-taboo disease and medical treatment

Cao Cao used tricks-treacherous and slippery

Cao Cao fought Wancheng-defeated and fled

Cao Cao killed Lv Boshe-wrong is wrong < Stealing books-being duped

Huang Zhongshe shooting Guan Yu-going easy on Lu Su's banquet for Guan Yunchang-hiding the murder

Guan Yu looking in the mirror-blushing consciously

Lu Bu seeing The Story Of Diu Sim-fascinated

Dongwu's bride-making a fool of himself

Sima Yi breaking the eight diagrams-not pretending to understand. Go back to Beijing empty-handed

Dong Zhuo-it's a bad arrival

Zhou Yu hits Huang Gai-one is willing to hit one and get Zhou Yu to win Jingzhou-it's a pain in the ass

Zhou Yu hits Huang Gai-both are willing

Xu Chu fights Ma Chao-goes shirtless

A Dou's Jiangshan-gives Zhang Fei away for nothing and sells scales.