Joke joke is very short, 20 words.

Different artists sing the same joke, and the drum lyrics will be very different. What classic jokes will we come into contact with in our daily life? Next, I carefully prepared "20 short jokes" for you. Welcome to watch!

Jokes are 20 words short (hot articles) 1. I swear, all previous vows will be cancelled from now on! I swear I will never swear again!

In a pigsty, you don't have to pay attention to human etiquette.

3. having milk is not necessarily a mother, but having money must be a grandfather!

4. Thank you, thank you uncle, thank you family, thank you ancestors for 18 generations!

I don't know whose daughter-in-law is in my bed, and my daughter-in-law doesn't know whose bed she is!

6. I made a mistake at the first stroke and had to scribble all the way.

7. Who said the abbot was sorry for what he had done? Has anyone considered the feelings of Taoist priests?

8. Don't kill yourself when you see me!

9. Don't mess with me! Believe it or not, I fanned you on the wall and couldn't take it off.

10. We have a little disagreement: she wants me to turn stone into gold, and I want her to treat gold like dirt.

1 1. diaosi will eventually attack, and auricularia will not return to powder.

12. Do you think the sourest feeling is jealousy? No, the sourest feeling is that you have no right to be jealous.

13. It's not necessarily monks who burn incense, but pandas!

14. The north wind is blowing, and the autumn wind is cool. Whose wife kept her room? If you are in trouble, I will help you. I live next door. My name is Wang.

15. A man gives a woman a bra to show that he wants to establish a lover relationship; A woman gives a man underwear, which means there is a lover relationship.

16. Close your eyes and fantasize about growing old with you. Tears streamed down her face.

17. The flies in the crown are not more noble than those in the toilet.

18. I can't talk. I stutter when I see a lot of people, like a sheep shitting. Please forgive me if it's not to your taste.

19. Sometimes I drink a little wine and I can't figure it out by the cold moonlight. Why did I come to earth?

20. I can't sleep at night. I just want to have sex. No one is here. A wild dog is working.

Joke: 20 words short (classic) 1. Match more boys and girls in the class, so that you can save half the money in the future.

2. Breaking my word is my style. The present situation is betraying my loved ones, and living a long life is my result.

I allow you to come into my world, but I will never allow you to walk around in my world.

As long as someone respects me, I begin to doubt human dignity.

Everything is going up, but people are getting cheaper and cheaper.

6. Otaku, as long as there is a power outage, it will degenerate into a caveman.

7. After knowing you, a sense of intellectual superiority arises spontaneously.

8. Last year, even monks traded stocks, but this year they became monks.

9. I'd rather you hold another woman and miss me than you hold me and miss another woman.

10. How far your thoughts are, how far you roll; You can roll as fast as the speed of light

Some people are alive, but she is dead. Some people are still alive, and he should have died!

12. Don't waste new tears for old sadness!

13. We haven't eaten for several days, and everyone looks like pancakes.

14. Eat wild vegetables at home if you have no money; If you have money, go to the hotel to eat wild vegetables.

15. Excuse me, miss, can you take your chest away from my hand?

16. If you love her, put on a wedding dress and then strip her naked.

17. Your mother hung a bone for you when you were a child, and at least a dog played with you!

18. Girls are like moon cakes in the Mid-Autumn Festival. After fifteen nights, they are worthless!

19. I'm so pure, I'm a little shameless!

I won't tell you if you kill me. You haven't done a honey trap yet!

Jokes are 20 words short (selected articles) 1. It is forbidden to urinate here, and the tools will be confiscated.

2. Men want to lock the zipper of women's wallets, and women want to lock the zipper of men's pants.

3. Were you vomited three times after you were born, but only caught twice?

4. Forgive me for dressing up beautifully, holding a fountain pen, frowning and writing hard, just to get to the bottom of Xueba.

I told you not to push me. If you do, I will play dead for you!

6. With your understanding ability, you may not understand what I explained, but you can continue to be vague!

7. Monk meat in Tang Tang can live forever. Don't you know if monk excrement in Tang Tang has the same effect?

8. Yuanyang played in the water and was drowned by his mother; Fly with me, you fucking fell dead!

9. The man that women hate most is Chen Shimei; Man's favorite woman is Pan Jinlian.

10. When you speak ill of me, can you stop embellishing it and think it's cooking?

1 1. I'm not a prince, why do girls always think they should be a princess when they see me!

12. My buddy's greatest wish is: beautiful women don't wear clothes!

13. If my friends can sell them for five dollars each, I can make a small fortune.

14. Don't rob me. Although I can't be coquettish, I can wrestle.

15. Men, the upper body is self-cultivation and the lower body is the essence; Women, the upper body is the bait, and the lower body is the trap.

16. If you don't fall asleep in class, you get drunk on the wine table.

17. I won't bend over when money falls from the sky, because even pies won't fall from the sky, let alone money.

18. The mosquito was really angry after biting you, but what was even more angry was that it bit you and you couldn't find it!

19. How can you get married without going through scum? No one can be a mother casually.