I'm a little sad now. Somebody tell me a joke to make me feel better. adopt

A countryman wanted to go to the toilet on the way, so he went into the toilet. After playing for a long time, the toilet lid couldn't be opened, so I pulled it on the toilet lid. After pulling, he pressed the button, and the shit bounced on the roof. He called the staff and said that I would give you 500 yuan to help me clean it up. The staff said, sir, I will give you 1000 yuan. Please tell me how it got up.