Morning meeting positive energy humor joke

Morning meeting positive energy humor joke

The morning meeting is a humorous joke. When the company held the morning meeting, the employees were in a bad state of mind. At this time, we need a joke to mention the spirit of employees. What are the positive humor jokes in the morning meeting? The following is my collection of positive energy humor jokes in the morning meeting, I hope it will help you.

Morning meeting positive energy humor joke 1

1. Friends are doctors. After a cancer operation, he found that he could not cut it, so he had to sew it again and explain the situation to the patient. The patient comes from the countryside and doesn't know the terminology. He insisted that he would get better after the operation. I have to discharge him from the hospital and come to see him again in a year. It's really good. The cancer cells have disappeared.

Two tigers, one in a cage and the other in the wild, both think their environment is not good and envy each other. They decided to exchange identities and were happy at first. But soon, both tigers died: one died of hunger and the other died of depression.

The mouse fell into a half-full rice jar, and it was overjoyed by the accident. After making sure there was no danger, it began to eat, sleep and eat in the rice jar. Soon, the rice jar bottomed out, but after all, I couldn't get rid of the temptation of rice and stayed in the jar. Finally, when the meal was finished, I found that jumping out was just a dream and I couldn't do anything.

At a banquet, Mark Twain sat opposite a lady. Out of politeness, he said, You are so beautiful! The lady was ungrateful and said proudly, it's a pity that I can't praise you in the same way! Mark Twain said gently and peacefully: It doesn't matter. You can lie like me. The lady hung her head in shame.

A man invited everyone to his home, but he didn't think about what he said, which offended many people. On this day, the banquet was very rich, and the table was filled with chicken, duck, fish and delicacies. There are many guests. Maybe the guest the host hoped for hasn't arrived yet. He was disappointed and said to himself without thinking, "Why hasn't the guest come yet?"

When the guests heard this, their hearts were greatly cooled: "What do you mean, those who should have come didn't come, shouldn't we?" "Half the guests can't sit still and left without eating. The host was very anxious to see so many people leave without saying goodbye, and casually said, "Oh, I shouldn't have left! The rest of the people were very angry. So, we who should go are here instead? "As a result, two-thirds of the guests left without saying goodbye.

There are few guests left, and the host is even more anxious: "This! Here! I'm not talking about them! " Can the last three guests sit still when the host says this? "'not them', of course, refers to us!" They also rushed into the house.

As a result, all the guests left, leaving only the host standing there in a hurry. The rich man got angry with all his guests by accident. Being unable to speak is really a disaster!

On the train, a man and a woman met by chance. The problem was that they were in the same sleeping car. Of course it was embarrassing at first, but soon, fatigue made them fall asleep. Men slept in the upper bunk and women slept in the lower bunk. In the middle of the night, the man woke up and woke up the woman sleeping in the lower bunk: "I'm sorry, I froze to death up there." Can you pass me another blanket? " The woman looked at the man with water in her eyes and said to him, "I have a better idea." Shall we pretend to be husband and wife? " The man paused, but immediately promised: "Good, great, what a surprise!" " "He was obviously a little overexcited." So what do we do now? " ......

Husband and wife don't get along, sleep separately, don't talk to each other, and take notes. One day, my husband left his wife a note saying that I was going to work and would call me tomorrow. At his wife's bedside, An Lan fell asleep. The next day, when I woke up, it was gone. He was very angry and ran to question his wife. I looked at my wife's room and found her long gone. I couldn't go back to my room. I found a note on my pillow, which said, you damn fool, it's already halfway through, and I still can't get up.

If your wife asked you to go out and look for a job, what would you look for? New wife. Does your husband love you? Love, very much! I'm inseparable from him, and I don't even go to work. Does your wife object to your smoking at home? Oh, she objects to my smoking anywhere. She said that smoking for two people costs more than smoking for one person. Whenever my wife and I quarrel, she becomes a historian. You mean, she's hysterical No, she exposed me. She won't lose anything. I am very careful. Whenever my wife and I quarrel, I always let the children go for a walk. No wonder all your children are healthy! Woman: Doctor, my husband always talks in his sleep. ......

In order to borrow a banana fan, the Monkey King got into the belly of Princess Iron Fan and watched the following dialogue. Wukong said, "Sister-in-law, I'm already in you." Princess Iron Fan: "Come out and get in the way. Uncle, I can't stand it ... Wukong: "Sister-in-law, I'm coming out soon. Please open your mouth quickly. Princess Iron Fan: "Hinder" Niu Wangmo from listening outside the door, leaving a divorce agreement ... and moving away from home.

On his girlfriend's birthday, Guo Shuai spent a lot of money to buy a qq number and sent it to his girlfriend. The number stands for "I love you all my life". After I bought it, I couldn't log in at all, prompting that the password was wrong. Handsome guy takes a closer look, and the original number is 13 14250.

6. Wife: "How does the fish-flavored shredded pork taste?" Husband: "Just so-so." Wife: "What about burning eggplant?" Husband: "Not bad." Wife: "What about Mapo tofu?" Husband: "Just make do." Wife: "Can you die if you say nice things right away?" Husband: "The rice is so hard!"

7. Take your daughter-in-law to climb the mountain. . Rest in the gazebo at the top of the mountain. Hug your daughter-in-law intimately and make a strong kiss, but she suddenly said, brother-in-law, don't do this! So many people were staring at me at that time. . .

8. Wife: What do you think of sex? Husband: I don't think so, but there are many ways. Wife: What do you think of me wearing a bikini to this seaside party? Dave: No! So people will think you got married after my money. Wife: Husband! Will my hair be ugly? Dave: No. Your ugliness has nothing to do with hair. Wife: Let's see if I broke my palm. Dave: Don't look, there must be. Wife: Why? Husband: Otherwise, how could my life be ruined by you? Wife: Boss, give my husband a bottle of rice wine. Boss: Is one bottle enough? Your husband is famous for his capacity for drinking. ......

9. A couple has been married for many years. Suddenly one day, the wife asked her husband, "Do you like my beauty or my cuteness?" The husband replied, "I just like your humor."

10, the wife bought a lottery ticket and said to her husband, "If I win the lottery, I will buy a dress." The husband asked, "What if I can't win?" The wife said, "Then buy it for me!"