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Do you know how those famous football stalks came from? "Refund money" becomes a classic

Although the football in China is not so good, the fans in China are great. It is said that the wisdom of the masses is infinite. Football has been rising in China for so many years, and fans have created countless jokes about football, which are widely circulated in the fan circle and are relished by people.

Today, I will bring you some famous football stalks. You must have heard of them, but do you know how they came from?

We Arsenal are invincible.

"There is a stone in the world, and the arsenal has eight fights." This sentence is a mockery of Arsenal by domestic fans. Arsenal also has the most stalks, such as "crazy against four", "temperature difference sign" and "best array", but now the most used one is "We Arsenal are invincible!"

With Wenger's departure, Arsenal is getting worse every year, which is also the most commonly used sentence of fans' ridicule and self-blame, thanks to the strong psychological endurance of Arsenal fans. You say it's not good to be young, but you have to like Arsenal.

Your Huang Lin is rampant.

Originally, it was an unknown little role of Manchester United. Because of the frequent statistics in the game, it was ridiculed by Manchester United fans as "0 (Lin) Emperor".

During the 2019/20 season, until July 26th, 2020, Lingard scored a last-minute goal in injury time to help Manchester United beat leicester city and qualify for the Champions League. At that time, the Zhan Jun brothers who frequently explained the golden sentence in China saw Lingard's goal and said the famous sentence "Your Huang Lin is infinitely rampant". Coupled with his happy kicking and lovable personality, he instantly became popular on the domestic network.

Since then, Huang Lin has become a top player in football. In any news comment area about Huang Lin, it has become a place for players to show their talents:

When Huang Lin started the war, nothing grew.

Young people don't know how good Huang Lin is. They regard Mero as a treasure.

At the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty, there were Zhou Lang and Huang Lin in the Western Han Dynasty.

……

And that sentence is a classic of that year, "Dinosaurs died out because their upper limbs were too short to applaud Huang Lin"! It spread to Huang Lin himself on the other side of the ocean and became the masterpiece of China fans.

Dutm Lebenzema

This is probably the most widely used stalk. It is said that the BBC Group of Real Madrid did not perform well in the early stage, but because Cristiano Ronaldo and Bell are famous fans, Real Madrid fans put the blame on Benzema. Especially at the beginning of the 20 13-20 14 season, Benzema's state was terrible. At that time, after Real Madrid lost, "Du TM Lai Benzema" began to spread among Real Madrid fans. Although Benzema later recovered and made a lot of contributions to Real Madrid, this stalk remained, making Benzema the first in football. And gradually spread throughout the fan circle.

Later, fans of other teams carried this stalk forward, and their own teams did not perform well, saying that "all TM came from Benzema". So that in the future, in areas other than football, Benzema can participate in solving problems, such as:

Why did Britain leave the European Union? It is precisely because Germany dominates the EU that Britain can't take the leading position, and France doesn't cooperate with Britain to balance Germany. France does not cooperate because the French economy is not good; The French economy is not good because Ligue 1 is not strong; Ligue 1 is not strong because Benzema changed from Ligue 1 to La Liga. Therefore, Britain's withdrawal from the European Union is all TM Lai Benzema!

"Du TM Lai Benzema" has become a versatile sentence pattern, which also makes Benzema secure the title of "the first backburner" in football.

Not your face.

"You Zhao Peng play central defender, what can he play? Can't kick, don't have this ability to know? "

"After losing Thailand, I lost Vietnam, then I lost Myanmar, and finally no one lost."

"You lost a 1:5 in Hefei, but tell me how to explain it? I don't want my face. "

Fan Zhiyi's sharp words mercilessly criticized the national football team and was regarded as the "national football bible" by fans. Especially the phrase "China football is a disgrace". Every time there is a national football competition, someone will always shout this sentence. In the next 12 final, the national football team will face Vietnam. I wonder if General Fan will become a prophet in one sentence.

RNM, refund

"RNM, refund!" This is the pinnacle of countless jokes about China's national football team, and all the feelings of dissatisfaction, anger and despair can be reflected in this sentence.

1October 5th, 20 16, 16, Xi 'an Suzaku Stadium China vs Syrian World Cup 12. In order to watch this game, a Sichuan fan ran around all night, unable to eat, and went to Xi 'an Anhua 1600 yuan to buy the original ticket of 380 yuan from the scalper, just to support the national football team.

Since then, as long as the national football team loses the game, fans will shout this slogan, and because the national football team often loses, this slogan has been passed down from mouth to mouth among fans, almost becoming a new Bible.

In fact, among domestic fans, it can be said that crouching tiger, hidden dragon and talented people have created countless wonderful football stalks, which are just a few that have often appeared in recent years and are still applicable now. Arsenal is still invincible, Huang Lin can still be "crazy" occasionally, Muzema is still "behind the scenes", and so is the national football team. When can he "face up"? Don't let fans shout "RNM, money back" again.