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I invented the robot

In 2 183, I was studying the future robot in the advanced laboratory invented by myself. This robot has great functions and can also be used as a model for various occupations.

"Professional robots" will look for jobs everywhere according to job advertisements, and the money they earn will be given to their owners unselfishly. At night, when the owner sleeps, it will become a button and be embedded in the owner's clothes. In the middle of the night, if a thief comes to steal something, it will turn into an electric baton to stun the thief, and then send the thief to the police station for punishment.

"Emotional robots" are considerate. If the host is unhappy, it will tell some jokes to make the host happy. He is also a hero of justice. If the owner is a thief and wants to ask him to help him do something bad, he will definitely not do it and will take the owner to the police station.

"Knowledge robot" is rich in knowledge and quick in thinking. If the master's child can't do the problem, he will patiently explain it to him. If the host has any questions, just ask them directly, and it will be answered in one bite.

"Traffic robots" can replace police uncles to maintain traffic order. Whether it is scorching sun or pouring rain, it will stick to its post conscientiously. It can also monitor people littering and spitting. And let them correct it immediately. Otherwise, catch them and don't leave.

"Tree-planting robots" They investigate places with few trees and then plant trees. Go to the desert and turn it into an oasis; Go to the plateau and make it full of flowers. From then on, there will be no more sandstorms, tornadoes and floods, and the people will live and work in peace and contentment.

"It's time for school," my mother called me while cooking breakfast. I woke up, it turned out that all this was a dream, but I believe that as long as we study hard, we will be able to invent this future robot.