Horrifying ghost joke stories

The ghost that scares people? Joke story: I advise you not to drive a BMW anymore. I only saw it once and then I laid here...

Chapter 1: A ghost that scares people? A joke story

Meeting a female ghost at night

The night was already very late, and a taxi driver decided to pick up another passenger and go home, but there were already There aren't many people left.

The driver was driving aimlessly and found a white figure shaking in front of him, waving to him. It was unnatural to have people in the originally peaceful night. Moreover, such a situation had to remind people of She thought of something she didn’t want to think of, and that was a ghost!!!

But in the end the driver decided to pull her away. The man got into the car and said in a miserable and hoarse voice:?

Please go to the crematorium. ?The driver shuddered. Could she really be that? He couldn't think about it any more, and he didn't dare to think about it any more. He regretted it very much, but now he could only send her to her destination quickly.

The woman had a delicate face and a pale face. She was silent all the way, which made people's hair stand on end. The driver really couldn't continue driving. When he was very close to where she was going, he made an excuse and stammered: "Miss, I'm so sorry. It's hard to turn around in front. You can walk there by yourself. It's already very close." Close. ?The woman nodded and asked:?How much will it cost?

?The driver quickly said:?Forget it, forget it,

As a woman, it is not easy for you to come here so late. Forget it!? That’s so embarrassing. ?That's it!? The driver insisted.

The woman couldn’t resist,? Then, thank you!? After saying that, she opened the car door?

The driver turned around to start the car, but did not hear the sound of the car door closing, so Turning around, why did the woman disappear so quickly? He looked at the back seat, and there was none! There was nothing on the front, left, right, or back of the car! Did she just disappear like that?

The driver's Out of curiosity, he wanted to find out. He got out of the car and came to the door that was not closed. Did that woman leave so quickly, or was she the one? He was about to collapse. Just as he was about to leave, a A bloody hand patted his shoulder, and he turned around. The woman stood in front of him with her face covered in blood and spoke.

Master! Please don’t park next to the ditch next time you park your car

Chapter 2: The ghost who scares people? A joke story

Old Bear When he was about to write a diary, he found that the diary had been used up. He wanted to go out and buy another one to write in, but it was already twelve o'clock in the evening. But he still rode his bicycle and searched on the dark street. After searching for a long time, he finally found a bookstore and went in before it closed. There was a diary he liked very much, so he asked his boss how much it cost.

The boss said in a deep voice: This is imported, priced at 70 yuan

Old Xiong said: It’s so expensive, but I can only bring out 50 yuan. ?

The boss said: ?It doesn’t matter, just give me 50 yuan. ?

Old Xiong said happily: ?Thank you, boss. ?

The boss said in a very low and sinister voice: When you buy it back, be sure not to turn to the last page, otherwise something terrible will happen. Don’t blame me for not warning you. !?

Old Bear said: Well, I understand. ?

Old Xiong bought the diary and took it home. He unpacked it and placed it on the table in front of the window in the room.

At this time, he wanted to take a bath first and then come out to write in the diary?

After taking a bath, Lao Xiong found that the window in front of the desk had been opened, and the wind blew open the diary page by page? Quickly When the last page was blown, Lao Xiong stepped forward to stop it, but it was too late. The last page was still blown away by the wind

What happened to KB? I saw Lao Xiong scream, because He saw the last page that said:

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That’s it. Do you need to pull a little bit at the end?

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The last page says? - Price: 3 yuan

Chapter 3: A ghost who scares people? A joke story /p>

Ghosts asking for their lives

Once upon a time there was a man who had a girlfriend. He loved her more than anyone in the world.

But one day, his girlfriend left him mercilessly, without even giving him a reason.

Seeing his girlfriend being held by others while shopping, he was so sad that he lost his mind. Finally one day he killed his girlfriend.

Originally he planned to kill her and then commit suicide. But when you are about to die, you feel the preciousness of life.

From then on, he was troubled by nightmares every day. In the dream, his girlfriend was naked, with disheveled hair, a red tongue hanging on the ground, and her fingers were like hooks, demanding her life.

The nightmare tortured him to the point of being broken into pieces. One day he found a Taoist priest to get rid of him.

The Taoist priest asked him to do three things

Firstly, bury his girlfriend’s body properly

Secondly, give him the pajamas that his girlfriend wore when she was alive Burn

Third, wash the hidden bloody clothes

Everything must be completed before the third watch, otherwise there will be death!

He followed the Taoist priest's instructions and did everything very carefully, but the bloody clothes could not be found.

It was about to be the third watch, and big beads of sweat dripped from his face and wet the carpet.

When it was about to be the third watch, he found the bloody clothes, but no matter how hard he rubbed, he couldn't wash them off.

At this time, there was a sudden strong wind, lightning and thunder. The windows were swaying from side to side due to the strong wind, and the sound of shattering glass made people even more frightened. Suddenly all the lights went out, and the whole room was dark.

In the lightning, I saw his girlfriend wearing pajamas stained with blood, with blood dripping from her eyes, pointing at him with a ferocious face and saying sternly:?

Do you know why you wash it? No blood stains?

He was stunned and couldn't say a word

His girlfriend continued: "Because you didn't use Diao brand washing powder, idiot." ?