Blessings funny jingle

Funny Blessing Rhymes

Introduction: When cheating on exams: Don’t dare to speak loudly for fear of frightening the heavens. The following is a funny jingle for blessing that I have shared with you. Welcome to learn from it!

1. On the morning of the big week, mobile phones are busy, and people are lined up to send messages. With just one command from you, they will all end up in the garbage heap. Please leave my message in purdah!

2. Lovelorn Quotes: Society is ruthless, the market is trending, work is emotional, relatives are warm, life is passionate, life is passionate, picking up girls is in the mood, pretty girls are charming, and handsome guys just don’t have love.

3. The four major weirdos in today’s society: cats don’t catch mice, women don’t like to breastfeed, people become prisoners of computers, and pets replace parents.

4. Four ideals: blow up the Himalayas, walk around the solar system, tile the Great Wall, and vow to turn his wife into a fairy.

5. Are you happy today? If you are unhappy then scratch your body when it itches. Notice! Scratch below the elbow joint downwards and scratch above the elbow joints upwards, you will be happy immediately!

6. Things used by celebrities are called cultural relics, and things used by ordinary people are called waste. Celebrities who drink too much are called drunkards, and ordinary people who drink too much are called drunkards.

7. I left as quietly as I came here. I waved my sleeves and took away only a bunch of cabbage.

8. If you do the dinosaur thing well, it’s called Qing Wu Fei Yang; if you do the daze thing well, it’s called cool; if you do the cheating thing well, it’s called cool.

9. Don’t be crazy with me, my eldest brother Qin Shihuang; don’t pretend with me, I am behind the Party Central Committee; if you don’t believe it, you are not convinced, Bin Laden is my uncle, bomb first and then poison, even the United States and the United States have to accept it.

10. I am a bee and you are the flower. I am the blackboard and you are the eraser. I will give you the stars and the moon, as long as you say I love you!

11. My brother has been acting strangely recently, and it’s hard to get back after sending text messages. I timidly asked if there was a meeting. If there was a meeting, the meeting would be long. The meeting lasts for a long time, and you treat the venue as a bride. In the cold wind and snowflakes dancing tomorrow, let's see who can warm your heart.

12. Rain is ticking, clouds are flowing, songs are free, love is heartfelt, love is crazy, the sky is eternal, and you are unforgettable.

13. If you still insist on going to work, you are a warrior; if you still dare to wander around the world, you are a warrior; if you do not reply to the text messages I sent, you are a martyr; if you persist If you want to treat me to dinner - then you are a gentleman.

14. Beauty, beauty, I love you. I will write a love song for you. The title is I miss you so much. The information is all about missing you. If you want to ask me what I want about you, I swear that I will chase you.

15. When I was a child, I liked to play hide-and-seek. After all my friends had hidden, I would go home.

16. If someone asks you to borrow money every three days, you will feel tired; if you ask someone to borrow money every three days, you will feel tired.

17. Standards for a good wife: Cheating means being cute, being strict means hoping for a successful husband, not spending money means being thrifty, and spending money means being tasteful!

18. Tonight I came outside your window again. Why isn’t your head exposed on the curtain? I have been secretly in love with you for so many years, and tomorrow I will say it for nothing!

19. Tonight I came outside your window again. Why is your head not exposed on the curtain? I have been secretly in love with you for so many years, and tomorrow I will say it for nothing!

20. Don’t blow – it’s easy to get dusty. Don’t pretend – it’s easy to get hurt. Don’t be cool – it’s easy to get soaked.

21. Xiaobai is not white and white. His ears stand up. When he hears the beep of his mobile phone, he puts down the carrots and vegetables and replies to the message quickly.

22. When you don’t have a girlfriend, you are a hunting dog, when you find the target, you are a lapdog, when you get it, you are a wolfdog, and when you lose it, you are a dead dog.

23. Husband, don’t be cool with me, don’t be jealous of me, you have to give in when we quarrel, and you have to hold on when you get beaten!

24. Because men are careless, women are considerate; because men are sincere, women are tempted; because men are sincere, women are assured; because men are carefree, women are sad!

25. I hope you are happy and happy.

You are happy with your quilt covered, you are happy with your nose dripping, you are happy when you look at the mirror, you are happy in front of a haha, you are happy when you drink water, you are happy when you think of me, you are happy even if you are not happy, it depends on whether you are happy or not? It will definitely be fun at this time!

26. Top instructions: Wash your hands before eating and after going to the toilet; wash your hands when you return from going out; wash your hands after riding in a car; wash your hands when touching this place.

27. The secret recipe for treating love cold: a pack of sweet words, two portions of lingering love, no less infatuation, a little tolerance, simmer for as long as possible, and it will become a bowl of love ecstasy soup, use very appropriate medicine to induce it, drink it It must be cured!

28. Thirty years of fame in the library, eight thousand miles of self-study room, don’t wait, the young man’s head is gray, empty and sad, the fourth level of shame is not yet over; when will the hatred of English be extinguished? Driving a long car through the examination room, waiting to start over and clean up the old mountains and rivers.

29. A good man’s hair falls backward; a bad man’s hair lies forward. A woman who has a good life wears less clothes; a woman who has a bad life wears less clothes than an old lady.

30. Husband, don’t be cool with me, don’t be jealous of me, you have to give in when we quarrel, and you have to hold on when you get beaten!

31. The family is poor and ugly, 1.49 meters tall, with primary school education, rural registered permanent residence, three broken houses, one acre of thin farmland, cold pot and hot stove, no wife, all year round, medicine is always on my lips, today It’s online, looking for girlfriends!

32. If being handsome is a crime, then I have committed a heinous crime. If being stylish is a mistake, then I've made it again and again. What a miserable life!

33. The east wind blows and the war drums beat. Nowadays, whoever drinks is afraid of the other. One drink for you and one for me. Nowadays, whoever drinks is afraid of the other.

34. Beauty, beauty, I love you. I will write a love song for you. The title is "I miss you so much" and the content is all about missing you. If you want to ask me what I miss you, I swear I will catch you.

35. The sufferings of a romantic man: telling lies behind his wife’s back, telling jokes when meeting his mistress, telling nonsense when meeting a young lady, and talking nonsense with friends.

36. When I bump into you, we are in love with each other; when I kiss your mouth, I am drunk with tenderness; when I hug you, I want happiness; when I hook up with you, we are destined to stay together. .

37. I love you, pretty girl, just like a mouse loves rice. Eat you, swallow you, put you inside me. I'll bite you to pieces, chew you to pieces, we'll be together forever!

38. A little pig is amazing. He wakes up at eight o'clock every morning, does not eat or take medicine, and only eats with his small mouth. You think the little pig is stupid or not, he is still giggling next to him.

39. Fallen leaves and socks are flying together, and waste paper is the same color as the walls.

40. When someone is sick, it is a big deal. When someone is sick, it is not a big deal. When something happens, it may not really be an issue. If it is not done, it may not be nothing. Men do women’s things, and women do men’s things. Men and women are the easiest to talk about. What happens comes with a story!

41. The article about a useless man: one is poor, two is white and three is talentless, his limbs are disabled and his facial features are abnormal, he has no master and seven orifices, he has an unlucky horoscope and is likely to die, he is very useless.

42. Our purpose is: live a beautiful life and never feel guilty about yourself; live a happy day and don’t pay attention to the sadness; live a happy year and never save a penny. money!

43. My mouth gets tired if I talk too much, my legs get tired if I walk too much, my heart gets tired if I think too much, I cry when I miss you, I worry about you getting tired every day, I worry about you not going well, I worry about you getting bored, I worry about you being in arrears. I'm worried that you are pretending to be stupid and don't understand the pain I have suffered for you!

44. When you go out to do errands, the police car clears the way, three meals a day are delivered on time, the service in the single suite is attentive, how many sets of professional clothes do you have, a mobile sentry is equipped for sleeping at night, and a pair of silver handcuffs are given to you!

45. For your lover, choose someone who is as gentle as water and as sweet as honey; for your colleague, choose someone who works hard and has no temper; for your friend, choose someone who has a pig-headed, dog-brained and runny nose.

46. Pull the big saw, pull the big saw, and sing a big show in front of grandma's house; pick up the daughter, invite the son-in-law, and the nephew and the boy will also go.

47. All day long, there is no light in the eyes, three meals a day is skipped, limbs are weak, grains cannot be distinguished, relatives are not recognized, seven orifices are blocked, majestic from all sides, sedentary for a long time, very useless.

48. You are handsome, your hair is like a ball of kelp, you wear a sack, and you have a shoelace tied around your waist. You are always mischievous! Do you think you are the most handsome in the world? In fact, he is a second-generation neurotic!

49. The boss of the company is so majestic, he brings Xiaomi Global Communication with him; the department manager is so charming, he takes a mistress to travel to China; the department director is not stupid, he gets a lover recharge card; ordinary employees have empty pockets, so they zip up Wife’s local connection.

50. Studying is hard, tiring, and you have to pay tuition for studying. I am not a good scholar, just because my parents forced me to do it. After the final exam score, eggs and duck eggs came rolling in; the teacher asked me why? I said for the next generation!

51. If you don’t cheat in the exam, fuck your mother. If you don't read the book during the exam, you are just like a pig.

52. A graceful and handsome young man, the beauty of the world. If you respond with sincerity, I will love you for ten thousand years.

53. Meeting you was purely God’s will. I fell in love with you wholeheartedly. I have no regrets about falling in love with you. Missing you makes me frustrated. Only when I get you will I be satisfied.

54. If love lasts for a long time, how can we be like pigs and pigs? In the sky, I would like to be a winged bird, and on earth, I would like to be a pig with its tail; let alone the taste of a pig's head.

55. When the husband is away, the wife confesses: drink less liquor and don’t gamble; don’t pick wild flowers on the roadside; cherish feelings and care for your wife; only in this way can a husband be called cute!

56. At dawn, I carried Zhou Hua arrows, climbed over Nicholas Tse Peak, came to Zhou Xingchi, picked an Liu De flower, picked up a Zhang Baizhi, made friends with Jacky Cheung, and ate a Zheng Zhong chicken.

57. Marriage is a mistake, being single is enlightenment, divorce is awakening, remarriage is stubbornness, and not having a mistress is waste.

58. Freshman girl: Xiaohe shows her sharp horns; sophomore year: There are three thousand beauties in the harem, and three thousand people pamper her. Junior year: The flowers are ready to be cut off when they bloom, but don’t wait until there are no flowers left to cut off the branches! Senior year: There is not much autumn left, and the lotuses and willows will fall early.

59. Competition on the court is no longer fair. Match-fixing and black whistle, unreasonable cheating. Referee team, happy to work with. You can make money and pay off debts. How can it be fun to compete like this? Fans are angry and public opinion is surging. This cycle continues and you suffer again!

60. Praise those who treat deer as horses, promote those who flatter horses, punish those who treat cows as horses, and punish those who work alone. ;