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Exposure age series: those golden sentences created in the Spring Festival Evening are all memories. How many do you know?
Although New Year's Day has passed, according to the lunar calendar, it is still 221. However, in a few days, 221 will officially become a past tense.
Every year, the Spring Festival Evening is not only an opportunity for David to show his talents, but also our biggest pastime on New Year's Eve as an audience. After all, the programs that can be on the Spring Festival Evening are carefully selected, especially CCTV, which stands out from countless alternative programs through layer-by-layer selection. Sometimes, one sentence may be contracted by the majority of netizens for the next year or even several years.
Let's follow me to recall the golden sentences that came out of the Spring Festival Gala program in those years!
1. The rooster that lays eggs, the fighter in the rooster, oh yeah!
The audience who like to watch sketches will never be unfamiliar with Zhao Benshan and Song Dandan. Even many viewers are watching the Spring Festival Gala just for Zhao Benshan.
As outstanding sketch actors, Zhao Benshan and Song Dandan have never let the audience down.
The combination of Zhao Benshan and Song Dandan has become the memory of a generation, and I still remember the words "I am white clouds" and "I am black soil".
In 27, Zhao Benshan, Song Dandan and Niu Niu boarded the CCTV Spring Festival Gala with their work "Planning".
The sketch not only made the audience laugh, but also brought two classic lines, which became a buzzword now.
Even now, I watch Song Dandan read "the rooster that lays eggs, the fighter in the rooster, oh yeah!" I still can't help but want to laugh.
In addition to this sentence, the phrase "You are so talented" that friends often joke about now also comes from this sketch. Unexpectedly, the lines of the works more than ten years ago are so popular now.
2. As soon as you close your eyes and open them, a day passes.
A lifetime is short, not short, more than 3, days and nights. If something goes wrong, it will be like a year.
But it's a long life, and it's not too long. If you close your eyes, a day will pass, and if you don't, your life will be over.
In 29, Zhao Benshan joined hands with Xiao Shenyang and starred in the sketch "Not Bad Money" together with Bi Fujian, and appeared on CCTV Spring Festival Evening.
Zhao Benshan and Xiao Shenyang are really memories of the post-8s and 9s. On the stage, when Xiao Shenyang opened his mouth to say this line, it instantly hit the hearts of countless ordinary people.
3. 27 words are omitted here
"3 words are omitted here", "27 words are omitted here" and "78 words are omitted here".
In 211, Zhao Benshan, Xiao Shenyang and Wang Xiaoli successfully took the word "omitted here" out of the circle with the essay "You at the same table".
even today, I usually joke with my best friend and still say "1, words are omitted here".
When you see something bad at ordinary times, there will be "1, words omitted here" when you make comments to express your dissatisfaction.
When you don't want to write an 8-word composition, you can omit 8 words here. It's hard to say whether the score will be omitted, but a criticism can't be omitted.
4. Eighty sledgehammers and forty hammers
In the Spring Festival Evening of 25, Huang Hong satirized those black-hearted service providers in real life in the form of black absurdity and humor in Decoration.
One of the most classic lines, "Eighty with a sledgehammer, forty with a sledgehammer", once became a buzzword, but now it is not so popular, but it is also quite popular.
5. if we don't help this man when he falls, won't his heart fall?
The 9-year-old boy did good deeds like Lei Feng, and kindly helped the fallen old man. Unexpectedly, he was wrongly accused by the old man's family. Instead of thanking him, he swore at the boy's family and demanded compensation. Finally, passers-by couldn't stand it and took the initiative to testify, and the boy was cleared.
"Will you help the old man when he falls?" In the face of this thought-provoking proposition, the vice-president of Peking University shouted domineering about Peking University students, and went to help them when they met. If you were blackmailed by Peking University to provide you with legal aid, you lost the case and Peking University compensated you.
But for ordinary people, when they really face such problems, they will still hesitate in most cases. After all, we don't have the background like Peking University.
As early as the Spring Festival Evening in 214, Shen Teng, Mary and Du Xiaoyu brought the work "Help or Not" and gave their own answers in the form of sketches.
In the sketch, Hao Jian, who was wronged, said after the truth came out, "If this man falls and we don't help him, won't his heart fall?" If the heart falls, I can't help it if I want to help it. "
In addition, the phrase "thieves come to my house with tears in their eyes, and they have to throw me two bags of rice on holidays" has also become a kind of self-talk of contemporary young people to express how poor they are.
6. Golden sentences frequently appeared in the Spring Festival Evening of 213
To say that golden sentences appeared the most, it had to be in 213, and golden sentences jumped out like free money.
Now it is often said that a drama or movie is too popular, so it is difficult for other TV dramas to get out of the circle. In the Spring Festival Evening in 213, it was proved by strength that good works can also appear together.
directed by Zongqi Hu and Wang Hongkun, written by Wang Hong, Wang Hongkun and Tian Hao, and starred by Sun Tao, Amanda, Wang Xihua and Fang Qingping, "You're in trouble" is the strength of deus ex.
Today's Happiness 2 by Shen Teng and Mary made "It's not naivety that beats you, it's shoeless" popular all over the network, and it's still not out of date.
Pan Changjiang and Cai Ming's Jump If You Want to, at the same time, brought the two-part allegorical saying "Open the door for disgusting fucking, it's disgusting to the extreme" and this year's fire "It's a thousand-year-old fox, what are you playing with me?"
7. Palace Jade Liquor, 181 cups
What is a classic? A classic is still wonderful after decades of watching. Generally speaking, a short stage play like a sketch is hard to have a long life, but there is one exception.
This work is a little bigger than Zatan Jun. It was staged in the Spring Festival Evening in 1996 and starred by Zhao Lirong, Gong Hanlin and Jin Zhu.
Up to now, Zatan Jun still remembers some lines in it.
"Palace Jade Liquor, one glass of 18, how about this wine? Listen to me blow it for you. One glass will stimulate your appetite, and two cups will make your kidney healthy."
The degree of brainwashing is comparable to that of Lv Xiaobu's "One glass will refresh your mind, two cups will never get tired, and three cups will live forever".
What do you remember from the golden sentences in the Spring Festival Evening? Why don't you say them? Accidentally exposed age ~
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