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Any story in a dream of red mansions can be summarized as about 200 words, thank you. Forced by the teacher.
Lin Daiyu's predecessor is the crimson pearl fairy grass on the Xiling River, and Jia Baoyu's predecessor is the Tian Tian Shi, that is, a waiter named Shen Ying. The waiter in Shen Ying watered the crimson pearl grass with manna every day, so that the fairy grass not only got the essence of heaven and earth, but also got the nourishment of rain and dew, so he took off the wood of the grass embryo and made it into a female body. Later, Shen Ying, the waiter, came down to make a calendar, and the crimson pearl fairy grass decided to come down to the world to repay the kindness of Shen Ying, the waiter, with tears of life.
2. Baoyu's name and the story of grasping Zhou (Mrs. Jia died in Yangzhou City for the second time, and Leng Zixing gave a speech in the government)
Mrs. Wang gave birth to a son. As soon as he gave birth to the fetus, he came with a colorful and shiny jade in his mouth, and there were many handwriting on it, so he was named Baoyu. At the age of one, Jia Zheng wanted to test Baoyu's future ambitions, so he let Baoyu rob countless things in the world.
But Baoyu caught some pink hairpin rings. Jia Zheng was furious at this and thought that Baoyu would become a prodigal son when he grew up. The two talked about Baoyu's cleverness and naughty. Baoyu often said, "Daughters are made of water and men are made of mud. I feel refreshed when I see my daughter, and I feel muddy and smelly when I see a man. "
3. Wang Xifeng's first appearance (the third time Jia Yucun Yuan Huan restored Lin Daiyu and left her father back to Beijing).
When Lin Daiyu first entered Jia Fu, she was chatting with Jia Mu. Without saying a word, I heard someone in the backyard laughing and saying, "I'm late, and I didn't meet a guest from afar!" " "These people are holding their breath," Daiyu said. "。 They are so respectful and strict. Who are these people who are so rude to celebrate birthdays? "I thought, I saw a group of daughter-in-law and girl holding a person around, come in through the back door.
This person is dressed differently from other girls, embroidered with colorful embroidery, and looks like a fairy princess. As soon as she came in, she took Daiyu's hand and praised her for her beauty. She looked like the first granddaughter, not the granddaughter of the grandmother. Then I wept for Daiyu's mother, crying and wiping my tears with a handkerchief until Grandmother Jia said, "I'm better, but you came to recruit me." Turn grief into joy.
4. Bao Dai meets (the third time Jia Yucun Yuan Huan reinstated Lin Daiyu and left her father to Beijing)
After dinner, Bao Dai saw it for the first time, and both of them felt deja vu. As soon as they met, the other person in their eyes was naturally different. Seeing that Daiyu's eyebrows were locked, Baoyu gave Daiyu the word "Pinpin:". Baoyu asked Daiyu if she had jade. Daiyu answered irrelevant questions, but Baoyu dismissed it as "something" and threw it away in public in tears. This scene naturally made Daiyu very uneasy.
5. Take care of each other (the eighth visit to Baochai and Daiyu is slightly more suggestive than Tongling Jinying)
Baochai was ill and Baoyu went to visit pear fragrance court. Baochai wants to see Baoyu's jade. On the front, she saw the words "Ling Baoyu". At the bottom, it says "Don't forget what you have lost, live forever, live in Heng Chang". On the back, it says "ward off evil spirits, cure unjust diseases, and know good fortune and bad fortune". Yinger said that the eight characters on the jade match the eight characters on Baochai's lock, and Baoyu also wanted to see Baochai's gold lock.
It says "Never leave". Yinger said it was a monk with a head, thinking it was Baoyu. Baochai sent her away before she finished.
Baoyu wants to eat cold fragrant pills, but Baochai doesn't give them. When Daiyu came, she was unhappy when she saw Baoyu and Baochai together. Xueyan gave Daiyu a hand stove, and Daiyu took the opportunity to tease the bag and firewood.
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