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What new things did you learn when you went to Sichuan?
In summer, when the weather is very hot every day, city people flock to the countryside and mountains to escape the heat. They think this is not enough. I don't know which one came up with it first. It's better to move the mahjong table to the river to play. In the process of enjoying it, Sichuanese took it to the extreme.
Sichuan should be the area with the most earthquakes in China. Anyway, I often wander around, and everyone is used to it. Every earthquake, I didn't rush out once. Because I know that a big earthquake can't run, and there is no need to run a small earthquake. As long as the heart does not shake, so is any earthquake.
In Sichuan basin, it is difficult to see the sun not only in winter, but also in autumn. The probability of seeing the moon in Mid-Autumn Festival is as low as that of snow in winter in Chengdu. In Chengdu, if you come out to enjoy the moon on the Mid-Autumn Festival, be careful of being scolded.
It snowed in the main city of Chengdu last year (the last time it snowed was in 2008), my God! Everyone was surprised, as if they had never seen snow. Although the snowflake is so small that northerners can see our jokes, it is snow that you can see with your eyes after all! Those who are almost 20 years old may have only snowed once in the main city of Chengdu. Can they not be excited? I know a man from Chengdu who saw snow for the first time in his life in Guangzhou! Yes, it is really in Guangzhou!
When walking in the streets of Sichuan to ask for directions and things, you'd better find a younger one. If you are looking for an older person, no matter what you ask them, they will answer you in Sichuan dialect, no matter what you don't understand. Many people say this is because Sichuanese can't speak Mandarin well. In fact, this is just a representation. Mandarin is not good, but it's worse than Cantonese, right? Fortunately, the accents of Sichuan dialect are similar everywhere. Southerners can generally understand it except some local sayings, and northerners may sound hard. Sichuan people's acceptance of non-native languages should be the lowest in China I have ever seen. Similarly, the confidence of Sichuanese in Sichuan cuisine surprises you. Apart from Sichuan cuisine, there are almost no other dishes in the world that they will find delicious. The reason is the same, because Sichuan food is the best.
I was stupid enough to confuse them and thought wonton soup was so powerful. After eating it, I found that it was almost the same. The difference was the thickness of the skin, the size of the stuffing and the material of the bag. Just like vegetable buns, meat buns, steamed buns and soup buns are all called steamed buns, wonton soup is a snack with a size between wonton and wonton. You tried to lie to me when you changed your name, thinking I didn't know.
I didn't know what it was until I went to Sichuan. I didn't know what it was until I went to Sichuan, where the windows were bright and the snow was in the west, and the Wu Dong Wan Li boat was moored at the door. It was not until I went to Sichuan that I knew what "the four hundred and eighty halls in the southern dynasties were full of misty rain." I didn't know what it meant until I went to Sichuan. "Tea fragrance is quiet and far-reaching, and tea people are indifferent and can clear their hearts"; I didn't know until I went to Sichuan that there were too many delicious things to taste. Only when I went to Sichuan did I know that inclusive optimism has been integrated into the whole city. ...
Speaking of new things in Sichuan, it is three days and three nights! Now take out a few places to spend the Dragon Boat Festival.
1. Langzhong Fengziya Village: Pull partners to eat steamed buns during the Dragon Boat Festival.
In Fengziya Village, Liangshui Town, Langzhong City, every year, the villagers in Fengziya Village celebrate the Dragon Boat Festival in a song and dance performance. After the performance, the villagers got together to eat steamed buns to celebrate the festival. Then why don't you eat zongzi and steamed stuffed bun here? It turns out that the Dragon Boat Festival is also a festival to celebrate the harvest here. Every year in the fifth month of the lunar calendar, wheat and green beans are just ripe. Flour ground with new wheat can taste new flavor, and green beans can also be picked. The villagers used the freshest flour as the base, cut fresh green beans into granules, mixed them with meat and tofu, and added oil, salt, watercress and onion to make stuffed buns.
2. Qionglai Pingle Ancient Town: Bamboo Dragon Tour.
During the Dragon Boat Festival, the ancient town of Pingle, Qionglai, Sichuan, is full of gongs and drums, dragons dancing and dragons flying. Pingle Bamboo Dragon is 78 meters long and has more than 300 scales woven from bamboo pieces, which are danced by 60 strong men. It is said that the bamboo dragon here is by far the longest bamboo woven dragon in Asia. Jumping such a long bamboo dragon requires 60 people to cooperate and train for more than a month! Pingle ancient town is also the hometown of porcelain fetal bamboo weaving, a national intangible cultural heritage.
3. Sandaoyan in Pidu District: Grab ducks and race dragon boats.
Every Dragon Boat Festival, Chengdu Sandaoyan will hold a duck dragon boat race, which is a folk tradition that has lasted for hundreds of years and is also the most lively activity in the ancient town. A series of folk activities such as dragon boat race, water splashing and duck catching attracted many tourists.
So what is duck snatching? On the Baitiao River flowing through Sandaoyan, people will leave fat ducks. Men who have been in the river for a long time will run to their goals. Ducks will escape with the water, but they will easily yield in the end. In just a few minutes, nearly a hundred ducks were robbed by everyone, and the atmosphere was very warm!
Sichuan is really a good place in Bashi!
Dazhou, which I really knew when I arrived in Sichuan: Dazhou, Sichuan, tell me about this place. After a person dies, the mourning hall should be stored and buried another day. Some will last for a few days. What I want to say here is that there is no way to build a mourning hall in the city, but to go to a public mourning hall, a compound building, a big yard, surrounded by a circle of houses, separated into rooms, with more than a dozen rooms. There is a paper coffin inside, waiting for the auspicious day of the zodiac to be cremated.
The point is, the yard is full of mahjong tables, and the vigil shifts are replaced. Invite friends to play mahjong all night. You know, the surrounding rooms are full of dead people, so if you are hungry, your family has already prepared delicious drinks. You can come to the wake, which is a respect for the deceased and is also welcomed by your family. Ask monks to do things during the day. At night, there was a circle of dead people outside, and dozens of people in the yard played mahjong. I looked up and there were all coffins. That scene, in the past in the field really didn't adapt. I have to accept the optimism of Sichuanese.
Tables and stools rented for the funeral should be equipped with a pair of mahjong for each table. It's called mourning mahjong.
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