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What humorous sentences are there to look forward to winning the prize?

As follows:

1. I won two yuan in the lottery yesterday and won the first prize. I was so excited that I couldn't sleep all night.

Even if I give you a lottery ticket that won 5 million, you still like to eat 50-cent cakes.

Opportunity is sometimes like winning the lottery. People who don't buy lottery tickets will never win.

I want to buy 10,000 yuan in the lottery, can I?

I won the lottery yesterday, and I was ecstatic.