What lines in domestic dramas make people laugh until their stomachaches?

1, Liu Bei: "Yuan Shao is a helpless dou!"

Princess: "Your Majesty, if this treaty is signed, our Qing Dynasty will become a semi-feudal and semi-colonial society."

3. Detective: "If it is suicide, then her motive must be that she doesn't want to live."

4. Chief Sergeant: "We each carry150kg of explosives, and that will do."

M: I am an orphan. My parents died before I was born. "

6. Woman: "Let's be friends. Sorry, I want to be lonely. "

7. Girl: "You took my first kiss again!"

8. Warrior: "That's the real master. Eight hundred miles away, one shot killed the Japanese machine gunner."

9. Company commander: "Comrades, it has been seven years since War of Resistance against Japanese Aggression, and there is still the last year. You must not give up! "

10. Female: "My grandfather was brutally killed by the devil when he was nine years old."

1 1. Man: "I just want to blow up the plane with stones!"

12. Uncle: "Son, your mother died before you were born."

13. "Look, grandpa, who's here? Your dead mother. "

14. Your Majesty: "You are the woman of the Elf King. Say, what is your relationship with the spirit king? "

15. Veteran: "It makes sense to make the bullet turn, that is, the shooter's wrist shakes rapidly at the moment when the bullet leaves the chamber, giving the bullet horizontal acceleration, thus forming an arc."

16. Man: "Youtong, Youtong, come out quickly, where are you?" Youtong, you finally came out. Go back quickly. Someone wants to arrest you. Whatever happens, don't come out! "

17. Old man: "Why is there no word in this wordless gobbledygook?"

18. Hero: "Thank you, I have never heard a word of thanks in my life."

A new version of meteor garden that has been spit out countless times.

There is such a scene.

The hostess replied loudly: I like it!

Uh, what's the matter?

Forward and backward

Sister Xue Jing obviously looks like this.

Draw like this

You told me it was like.

Sister Xue Jing: If you want to be black, just say so.

I want to make fun of the domestic TV series with stomachache. I recommend two TV series, "Happiness Please Wait for Me" and "Muppets Have Spring". The characters and plots are lively and funny. Classic lines are everywhere.

In Please Wait for Happiness, Song Dandan plays the story of Wang Caihong's brave pursuit of career and happiness after divorce.

"You are older than me. You'd better call me sister. I am alive and well. I'm here to do my hair, like menopause. Like my mother, I am not married. "

"One of the one hundred things a woman has to do in her life is to get divorced once. If you don't leave, how can you start again? "

"I really want to fart earlier, but I really dare not tell you the truth."

Christina plays Luo Salon who works hard for love.

"Still an artist, that is, the one who looks black from a distance, grins at a close look and loses an arm. Luo shallot, you said you couldn't keep your eyes open, and you found someone who couldn't eat. If you have children in the future, you can't say who you two look like. "

LAM Raymond: How about that? Lafite in' 82 …

Onion: Is this wine out of date?

LAM Raymond: Yes! This wine is out of date, go and spit it out …

It's funny to say bad lines and pictures. Absolutely laugh to the rhythm of stomachache.

Seeing this problem, I immediately became interested. First of all, I want to "tear" the popular life drama Pi not long ago.

This life drama with the college entrance examination as the background has a variety of lines and has also played a variety of new heights. It was an eye-opener, and I couldn't help laughing.

Below, Xiaoguang will take you to know the famous sayings of the masters!

I. Lin

1. Heaven has reincarnation, and Heaven forgives anyone.

2. I don't want to study for 28 days in a month.

3. The spring breeze 10, 50, 100, measured 800 meters, two Wan Li under the sea, Dove chocolate, herb-flavored baxi, cocoa brownie, durian jackfruit, cheese corn kernels, mashed potatoes in chicken sauce, beef tenderloin with black pepper, braised spicy chicken, braised pork ribs, fish in sauce and vinegar.

4. There is a kind of coldness that makes your mother feel that you are cold; There is a hunger that makes your mother think you are hungry.

I also want to turn the salted fish over, but it sticks to the pot.

6. Yes, he just didn't take the exam, and he couldn't even pass the exam.

There are so many women in the world, why do you want to marry her and take me with you?

8. You are a fairy, you can live in the wind and sleep on the ground, relying on photosynthesis, and I have been on the earth!

9. You adults should stand on your own feet and not always tolerate children.

10. The plan can't keep up with the change, and the change is a joke.

Second, David Lin (female boss)

1. I am always ready to help others. Unlike you who judge a book by its cover, I am beautiful, but I have ulterior motives. If I am ugly, I am serving the people. This is called charity. Oh, then I have given you charity for so many years, and I should repay the society.

Most children stubbornly survived from boarding school.

Children can eat whatever they want at home, and they can eat whatever they don't.

Third, Wang Shengnan (mistress and mother)

1. Brother David, didn't you say you would give me charity tonight?

2. Clear water produces hibiscus, and sewage produces fermented bean curd.

Your hair weaving is so thick, can you see the future?

Fourth, Qian Sanyi (Xueba)

1. You may not remember it after reading it. If you remember it, you may not take the exam. You may not get the correct answer in the exam. I advise you to eat and watch, at least eat.

Verb (abbreviation of verb) Jiang Tianhao

1. There is a fish named Kun in Beiming, which is too big to be stewed in one pot, and becomes a bird named Peng. It needs two barbecue grills, one secret and one slightly spicy. Another bottle of snow, let's brave the world together!

2. I like you, just like sine plus cosine, never changing.

Besides, there are many supporting actors' lines that are also very interesting.

For example, the dialogue between Lin and the teacher.

Lin: "Nothing, what can we two women do?"

Teacher: "Those two women are much more capable. After seeing the condor heroes, age is not a problem. After seeing King Kong, race is not a problem. After seeing the ghost of a beautiful girl, life and death are not a problem. Then look at Brokeback Mountain. Is gender a problem? "

Teacher, you think too much. ...

Ok, that's all for today's inventory. More exciting. Welcome everyone to have a good look at this play.

I am the light without inkstone, which brings you more fun.

1. When you see this problem, you have to mention "Mi Bang Wei" in Meteor Shower!

Rain nettle: "Today, Duanmu took me to visit Metersbonwe, Bang Wei and Bang Wei, picked out a lot of clothes and shoes, and stood in front of the mirror. I don't even know who the girl is inside ... "

It is said that the Chu family opened a tea shop, and my uncle is a garden manager. Although his family is not as good as those children in aristocratic schools, it should not be too bad. Even in 2008, I didn't have the money to go to Metersbonwe, Bang Wei and Bang Wei.

I just want to know how amazing sports and casual wear can be.

2. There is also the first part of "The Kiss of Pranks" that must be mentioned.

Yushu asked Qin Xiang, "Why did Lin Daiyu bury flowers?"

Qin Xiang asked, "Your girlfriend? How do I know why she buried flowers? There is so much time. "

I really admire the brain hole of the screenwriter, which makes people laugh and cry.

Not much to say, above.

1. Chen Qianqian: Shao Jun, you should be a little more open. Although the child is not yours, the daughter-in-law is yours.

2. Chen Qianqian: Xiao looks pretty. Clean him up and deliver him to my house tonight. Why don't you bump into Japan and get married tomorrow?

Touy: I have suffered from heart disease since I was a child. The doctor declared that I would die at the age of twenty.

Bletilla striata: I'm afraid you have fallen out of favor.

Chen Qianqian: I'm dying of illness. In that case, why not send it to my house while people are alive?

Bletilla striata: Wait, as the saying goes, it's not sweet to twist a melon.

Chen Qianqian: Don't you know if it's sweet? Do you need to say it? You are unfortunate to meet me.

3. Chen Qian: You are very coquettish; You really deserve to be the master of Hu Xuan. You are too tiger.

Touy: What does a tiger mean?

Chen Qianqian: Say you are handsome.

4. Touy: Don't you doubt that I poisoned the wine?

Chen Qianqian: Is the wine poisonous? You don't have any in your heart?

5. Chen Qian: Your husband can't even help you have a baby, so don't be picky.

Touy: Who dares to touch her? !

Soldier: Nobody wants to touch her. We want to touch you.

7. Chen Qian: Are you all ready?

Attendant: Everything is ready.

Chen Qianqian: Good!

Attendant: No explosives.

Chen Qianqian: No explosives?

Attendant: No explosives.

Chen Qianqian: Without explosives, what can I use to blow up Fumai? I'm gonna blow you up. I'm gonna blow you up. Me? !

8. Chen Qian: Rabbits are so cute. It's delicious to make spicy diced rabbits!

Chen Qian: What do you want Gong Sha to do now? What can you leave after you have dug a hole in the room? Your house guards the palace.

10. Chen Qianqian: Talking more is useless. Anyway, I will prove that I am cheap and easy to use with practical actions. It's a pity that you are content to death.

1 1. Here are two faces. They are heartless, shy and helpless, so you have to act alone, right?

12. I'm just afraid of losing. If you don't compete, you won't lose.

13. Shao Jun, now we are in the enemy's camp, and there are many dangers. Please think twice and give the people who made mistakes, especially me, a chance to change!

14. Bodyguard: Take a dagger just in case. If anything happens, your innocence is the most important thing! Touy: If anything happens to her tonight, who do you think is using who?

15. In this world, only men and villains are hard to support.

16. Hua Yuannan, he said one thing and did another, but he said he didn't play the piano. In fact, he practiced secretly and seduced women. It's shameless.

1, Legend of the Condor Heroes, Ke Zhene. Did you flinch?

Grandpa, the biology teacher will cry.

3, you cow, rock plane.

4. There is a line in the TV series "Outside the Building" that has become "the root of all evil". Fortunately, Sun Wuji, the arresting man, is illiterate and doesn't know what a pseudonym is.

5. Negotiator. Please respect my temperature.

6. Beauty sister?

This is obviously a big shot. Are costume dramas all routines? Dressing up as a woman and dressing up as a man will never be found out. Is it because it was too foggy to see clearly?

7. Di Renjie Line. Isn't suicide because you don't want to live? Is there another way to say it?

8. In "shaolin soccer", it's funny that everyone lit a fire line in their hearts.

"My name is Jiang Bao, and I have never given up my dream of becoming a great composer."

9. I didn't expect Princess Pearl.

10, Chinese characters are extensive and profound.

1 1, right? Let's go

12, meteor shower, Chu Xun Yu said the sea of clouds:

You are a pig, which can be extended to mean that you are a wild boar, porcupine, flower pig, light pig, stupid pig, stupid pig, Ukrainian suckling pig and pig. . .

13 In Princess Pearl, Emperor Ama, played by Zhang Tie-Lin, is also a master killer.

14, "Come on ~ get out!" Eunuch: ... "Emperor, do you know what you are talking about? Are you still awake?

15, the man said, "Light the gas tank if you can." The man's mind turns quickly, and this line is also very funny.

Finally, I think this ability to make money suits me now.

1, families with children

Xiaoxue: My name is Xia Xue.

Xiaoyu: My name is Yu Xia.

Liu Xing: My name is Hail.

2,' Sui and Tang Heroes Biography 5'

Q: Who are you, old man? How many associates are there here? There is a man here.

Q: Eleven people? A: Not eleven people, but one person.

Twenty-one people ! Say, where are they hiding? A: You heard wrong, not 2 1 person, but actually one person!

Q: Seventy-one people? ! You think I'm stupid? Can this 7 1 person, such a small place, be hidden? Fool, you heard wrong again. There is a man here.

Q: 9 1 person? ! Answer: 250, it is a person!

Q: 25 1 person?

Ha ha ha ha (? ω? )hiahiahia

Those lines in TV series that make you laugh and spit rice, my father's name is Ma Dong, and my father disappeared as soon as I landed, so my name is Ma Dongmei.

On the explanation of the name, I was persuaded by Ma Dongmei, full of sadness and memories! !

Get out of here! !

Woman: Can't you be polite?

Man: Please leave here.

"I am still very beautiful, junior."

Master Shen Teng is afraid of being a little narcissistic! !

Life is only a few decades, young man. How can you give up on yourself so easily?

Do you like enemies and don't like friends?

Maybe ... you don't deserve it?

Aren't you afraid that the wind will flash your tongue when you talk big?

You think your stone is a mortar! !

You can't say that if you like the Monkey King!

People jump out from the cracks in the stone to absorb the essence of the sun and the moon. I think you just picked it up!

Are you bullying everyone who has never been to school?

Although I haven't been to school, I have Baidu map! !

Uncle, although I know it's not your fault, I just want to laugh. I really want to tell you. If you look back, maybe you ran away three years ago! !

Oh! ! !

This beautiful young lady, is your first kiss refreshed every day?

Too out. Here we go again.

I admire your acting skills, so you can't laugh. You have something! !

Fiona Fang, it's not like you. I'm glad your IQ can think of this! !