Homophonic xiehouyu

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Measuring Rice with a Turtle Cover —— What Sound (L)

There's smoke in the rice cooker-the rice is burnt.

Light mosquito-repellent incense under the bed-there is no bottom (mosquito)

Frozen Tofu-Difficult (Mixed)

Stir-fry hot beans in a cold pot-the noisier (stir-fry), the colder.

Kitchen God sticks to the door-there is something in words (pictures)

Sand versus bluestone-solid (stone) versus solid (stone)

Sailing on the beach is shallow.

Cows without horns-fake scolding (horses)

I missed the temple fair-don't worry (crowded)

A coffin without a bottom-not a person.

No money to buy conch-save (suck)

A pregnant woman crosses a wooden bridge-taking risks at the same time.

Holding a horse spoon-sincere (sheng) heart

Holding cotton in your arms-a soft (warm) heart

Put the comb in your arms-relax your heart.

The poor buy rice, per liter.

A poor carpenter started his business-only one sentence (saw)

The tinker planted a somersault-handstand (iron)

Zhang Tianshi went to the seaside, feeling very strange.

Zhang Tianshi knelt in the mud and begged (sunshine).

The donkey is riding-no wonder (riding a horse)

Cock wears a hat-official (crown) plus official (crown)

Knock dust on the chicken's head-how many (chickens) suffer from anger?

Chickens peck at ants-just right (food)

Just accept the sole without an awl.

A paper railing-you can't lean on it.

Paper stool-you can't do it (sit)

A papery stove-it won't work if you cross (the pot).

Paper pipa-talking (playing) is not allowed.

Donkey skin stuck to the wall-what a shame (painting)

Kidnappers go to the hospital-consciously (treating feet)

Frog jumps on the drum-understand (knock)

Walking down the coal mine with crutches-bad luck is coming step by step (coal)

Cross the road with a beard-modesty (with a beard)

The horse in the painting-not surprising (riding)

Jujube core cutting board-a few words (saw)

Sell cloth without a ruler-it's intentional.

Selling shrimp without scale-catching blind people (shrimp)

Bonfire bug's ass-not much (bright)

Monks open umbrellas-lawlessness is impossible.

Separated monks-troubled (temple)

Monks sitting in caves-nothing (temples)

Monk dragging wood-something happened (temple)

Monk's home-temple

Monk's skull-can't (send)

Chopping bamboo with an axe-in a hurry (section 1)

Cast a net in a fish pond-excess (fish)

Foxes quarrel-a set of Hu (fox) characters

The fox rides a tiger-the fox is a fake (driving) from the tiger.

Dogs have horns-foreign (sheep) gas

Dogs eat tofu brain-leisure (bit)

Dogs eat grass-pretend (sheep)

Dogs eat cucumbers when they are wrong.

Blind people make fried dough sticks-blind people (fried paste)

Blind people wear glasses-smart (Chongming)

Cattle herders eat crabs-needless to say (with salt)

Sauté ed pickles with salt-too idle (salty)

Install a pot on the kang-transform (the stove)

Washing Huang Lian by the River —— Why is it bitter?

Vegetables grow in rivers-they are not burnt (watered).

Oil pouring candle-a heart (core)

Homophonic xiehouyu

1, people go down under the eaves-they have to go down.

2, people go to the low eaves-have to bow their heads.

People over 30 don't study art-they are old.

4. Bald men in the crowd-their heads are conspicuous.

5. Riding an ox to meet in-laws-what a pity.

6. Riding an ox to find an old fool

7, riding a horse to eat roast chicken-I don't know where this bone was thrown.

8. Ride a fast horse and beg for food-run to poverty.

9. Riding on the back of a tiger-it's just hard to get up.

10, riding on the back of a tiger-afraid to come down.

1 1, riding a tiger is difficult-you can't control yourself.

12, riding a donkey to find a donkey-dizzy

13, riding a camel to eat steamed stuffed buns-opening stuffing.

14, riding a camel to eat buns-the stuffing is happy.

15, riding a camel to catch chickens-I don't know my height.

16, riding a donkey and reading a song book-we'll see.

17, diamond cut diamond, comparable.

18, the veteran in the chessboard-the box that can't get out

19, the image of the earth on the chessboard-never leaving the general.

20. Dice on the board-rotate and move.

2 1, playing the huqin on the top of the flagpole-singing high notes.

22, the lantern on the flagpole-smart

23, hanging mines on the flagpole-fantasy (ring)

24, flagpole horn ring (think) high.

Beggars are jealous-they look poor.

26, beggars eat plums-poor.

27. Beggars ring the bell-penniless.

28. The beggar's clothes are full of flaws.

29. Beggars live on alms from others.

30. Beggars go into hair salons-nobody cares.

3 1, beggars dance yangko-poor and happy

32. Beggars talk cross talk-play garrulous.

33. Beggars raise pigs-unexpected

34, crane hanging lanterns-not worth mentioning

35, crane feather-effortless

36, crane hanging chicken feathers-overqualified.

37. The balloon went up-it exploded.

38. Graduated from Meteorological University-rain at first sight and lightning at first sight.

39, car shooting-discourage

40. Cars climb trees-fooling around

4 1, the car is dead and on fire-someone needs to push it.

42. Bricks for building walls-from the back

43, the master of dyeing cloth-can't get it out.

44. A frequent visitor to the dyehouse-a womanizer

45, the owner of the dyehouse-lewd

46. Playing the flute in the dyehouse-colorful.

47. The girl in the dye room wears white shoes-she can't dye herself (naturally).

48. The cloth stone at the entrance of the dyehouse-after the big guy.

49. The clothes in the dye vat-change their true colors

50. The white cloth was left in the dye vat-it can't be washed any more.

5 1, Dyer's clothes-it's impossible not to be contaminated.

52, dyehouse into the river-at the mercy of others

53. Let the stutterer read back the order-compulsion.

54. The chattering crow-the same old tune

55. The crabs in the hot pot have tight claws.

56, ants on hot bricks-anxious around.

57, ants on hot bricks-crawling around.

58, ants on hot bricks-cornered

59, hot pot smoke charcoal-cold.

60. White flour on the hot kang-very fat

Homophonic Chinese xiehouyu

Bald man with an umbrella-lawlessness (lawlessness)

A short transition-inner peace (submerged heart)

Horse shops buy pigs-not like this (there is no market)

December weather-hands and feet (frozen hands and feet)

A father kowtows to his son-hang it all (hang it all)

Toilet or stone-cause public outrage (cause public feces)

Wear a fur coat backwards-pretend (pretend to be a sheep)

Confucius moved-lost all his books.

Pregnant women walking on a wooden bridge-taking risks (desperate)

Grandma's dead son-no redemption (no uncle)

My husband slapped me-bleak (my wife was cold)

Towel for Scholars —— Bao Bo (Bao Shu)

The tortoise climbed the threshold-but look at this (but look at this turn)

It's not surprising that the needle is still picking out towels.

Punch holes in bamboo with a blunt knife-hard (difficult to open)

Tie a chicken feather to a telephone pole-how dare you (such a big duster)

Knock melon seeds and knock insects-everyone has it (everyone has it)

Crutches at intersections-you can't be a master (you can't be a crutch)

Chatting at the Salt Shop-Nothing to do (nothing to do with salt)

Zhang Tianshi doesn't need a boat to cross the sea-it has its own laws.

Blow the horn-fame is outside (singing is outside)

Dragon God moved-awesome (away from the sea)

Laojiu's Brother-Honesty (Old Ten)

Empty coffin burial-arrogance (no one in the Woods)

An Interpretation of the Meta-rules in The Wang Ba Bell

Wear gloves in June-conservative (hand protection)

Raw peanuts-be sure to make noise (be sure to fry)

Tofu with chopped green onion-clear and white

Fried tofu with pickles-the word (salt) comes first

Nephew plays lanterns-as usual (uncle)

Put lime on your mouth-to put it bluntly (brush)

Hardcover Maotai-Jiujiu (Chinese Liquor)

Pig Bajie takes photos-asking for embarrassment (see)

Make a summary on your arm-relax (comb) your heart

Father-Lao Su (Su)

Four beams of cotton-can't talk (play)

Military adviser-useless place (Wu)

Bags in the air-pretend to be crazy (pretend to be windy)

Song Jiang's strategist-useless (Wu Yong)

The old woman went to the henhouse-idiot (running eggs)

The straw hat seller lost his pole-be careful (leave the rope)

Brother is not at home-come on (sister-in-law)

Nephew plays with lanterns-as usual (according to uncle)

Rain hits Huangmei's head-bad luck (falling plum)

Half cotton-no talking (no bullets)

Homophonic xiehouyu joke

Homophonic xiehouyu jokes

1, making tea on the plane-advanced (bottle)

2. Work hard on the first day of the new year-the poor get together.

3, the tiger picks the seedlings-the longer the pull.

4. Eat jiaozi on New Year's Day-follow the crowd; Every year is the same; People have me; first time

5, the egg touches the stone-overreaching.

6. Marry a daughter-in-law in the New Year-double happiness.

7. Wu Dalang has a stomachache-he is dying; Die in front of your eyes

8, pig eight quit to eat pig crow-self-harm

9. Li Kui jy embroidery-out of reach; Ability is not satisfactory

10, Pig Eight Rings-Samaritan

1 1. The Queen Mother sews a floral dress-chatting with God (dazzling)

12, Spring Cattle on New Year Pictures-Can't Walk (Plow)

13, 1234567—— Forget (Wang) Ba

14, watch people play movies-at least don't poke this paper.

15, dumb catch donkey-hard work

16, Wu Dalang sells bread-local products.

17, long live grandpa's mouth-without your shit; It's not for you

18, mosquitoes in autumn-buzzing for a few days; Disappear from the scene

19, Zhang Fei's beard-full face

20. The monkey sweeps the floor-his eyes are bright.

2 1, the beam on the road-be careful (star)

22, Pig Bajie fell in the mirror-afraid of ugliness.

23. dung beetles is lying on the road-loading a car.

24, playing the dragon's tail-old backwardness

25. Zhang Fei sells hedgehogs-people are strong and goods are hard.

26. New Year's Day robes-you can't borrow them.

27, draw water with a bamboo basket-with a sieve

28. Take off your pants and fart-reinvent the wheel

29, the husband and wife push the mill-do it in circles; circle

30. Zhuge Liang plays the piano-the plan comes to mind

3 1, Lunar New Year's Day-the first time; first time

32, pig eight quit to eat watermelon-take it all away.

33, the pot into the tongs-Hu (pot) stir fry.

34. Ten-fingered snail-as sure as a gun

35, seven-inch snake with scabies medicine-fight poison with poison.

36. Zhang Fei hit Guan Gong-forgot his old love.

37, the dumb eat Yuan Xiao-you know.

38, weasels and other foods-play it by ear (chicken)

39, the young monk chanting-there is no intention.

40. Chrysanthemum meets drizzle in September-a little token of my appreciation.

4 1, the cow's head is stuck in the urinal-you can go in but you can't pull it out.

42. Pan Jinlian's creed-I would rather die than be a ghost.

43. Monkey Sun sits in the world-all hands.

44. Put the green onion in your nose-pretend to be an elephant (Figure)

45. Lin Chong ran into Baihutang by mistake-he was cheated.

46, the whirlwind of winter-can't be a climate.

47, Zhu Bajie studied-actually rushed to read.

48. Sorghum stalks are used as pillars-they won't hold.

49, the land god fights with the city god-ghosts and gods are uneasy.

50. The dwarf picks the eldest son-choose the best from the worst.

5 1, the antelope in the mountains-not counting.

52, 12 tattoo-definitely

53, burning eyebrows-immediate pain

54. Song Wu sells hedgehogs-people force goods to prick their hands.

55. It rained three times a day-lack of affection.

56. Sweet-scented osmanthus on August 15th-full moon.

57. The old lady grasped the mud in her hand-squeezed it in her hand.

58. Buy a hat in a department store and try it on there.

59. Zhang Fei eats bean sprouts-a plate of Loi Siu.

60. The clay idol crosses the river-it's hard to protect himself.

6 1, get married on the stage-be happy for a while

There are lice on the bald head-there is nowhere to hide.

63, May 6th Ai-out of date

64. It snows in June-hard to get: hard to get.

65, the stone in the henhouse-bastard

"One ear is big and the other ear is small-pigs and dogs."

67. On the first day of the first month, I held a lantern festival-I had to; Everybody's fine.

68, the old cow died-Ren Pi

69, chrysanthemum in September-a little bit into the heart

70. Wear an undershirt in winter-you know how cold and warm you are.

7 1, micro-life on the stage-gentle appearance

72. Make further progress.

"One ear is big and the other ear is small-pigs and dogs."

74. Practice swimming in a cesspool-I'm really not afraid of death (shit).

75. The second child dreams of marrying a daughter-in-law-a white happy event.

76, white mouth-don't talk.

77, tiger stove treat-fine check; Good tea

78, the Monkey King's golden hoop-follow one's inclinations.

79, gecko Liao door curtain-show hands

80. Guan Yunchang farts-I don't know how to blush.

8 1, it's raining heavily-looking for loopholes.

82. Crabs in winter-they won't last long.

83. the Monkey King's seventy-two changes-a variety of tricks

84. Rats cross the street-everyone shouts.

85. "A leaf in a big forest-there are not many without you."

86. Boil on turtle's ass-rotten rules (rotten turtle)

87. The fox dreams-wants to speculate (stealing chickens)

88. The old woman drinks porridge-shameless (indecent)

89. Two heads are better than one.

90, onion mixed with tofu-one clear (green) and two white

9 1, two piles of eighteen brass cymbals-nine articles; I've heard his name for a long time.

92. Tang Priest Studies-Serious.

93, Wan Chunting talk-say somewhat ironic.

94. The hungry tiger came into the house-the neighbors were very upset.

95, wine without a cup-Hu (pot)

96, the tiger picks the seedlings-the longer it is, the longer it is.

97. The tower rises from the bed-the foundation is empty.

98, Zhong Xu on the stage-not afraid of ghosts.

99, the mouse fell into Tanqueray-fashionable (wet hair)

100, eating jiaozi on Dragon Boat Festival-different.