The joke we played when we were studying abroad in those years.

For China students studying abroad for the first time, language is always one of the most difficult obstacles. When I first arrived abroad, my friends must have played all kinds of jokes because they didn't adapt to English thinking. Let's take a look at the "joke about studying abroad in those years" and don't do it again.

1, when I was studying in Australia, once, in a language class, the teacher asked me to make a sentence, which meant that if we didn't have a car, we wouldn't go. A classmate got up and answered directly: no car!

I can't help thinking of the classic "you can get up!" "

2. When I first came, my neighbor's children saw me and said what was wrong with me. I watched it for a long time in confusion. Speaking of which? The child was suddenly speechless.

A friend who has just arrived in the United States wants to see the Statue of Liberty when he arrives in new york, but he doesn't know how to get there. So I caught a foreigner on the roadside: "Hello, do you know where the free woman is?" The foreigner hesitated for a long time and faltered: "I ... don't know ... just tell me when you know."

Ok ... If you want to study abroad, you'd better check the name in advance. Young man, I also admire your courage!

Once the landlord asked me, have you eaten? I said no. After listening, she repeated, "So you didn't eat anything." . I promised ... the landlord hesitated and asked if you ate again. I said no. She continued, so you didn't eat. I said yes ... I guess she's about to collapse.

"Xiao Ming, clean the glass." "I'll go! I'm not going. " Question: Will Xiao Ming go?

5. Say a male ticket. When the male ticket was taken on skytrain before, a woman in white said, I'm sorry. He said directly: You're welcome. The other party was shocked!

International and foreign friends are falling apart.

6. When I first came to study abroad, I saw that smoking was forbidden at the entrance of many buildings. Really sigh that foreign countries are good and smoking is free! Friend, that sweater ...

No smoking area is no smoking area, no smoking area is no smoking area, no smoking area is no smoking area. Say the important things three times.

7. When I was studying abroad, I wrote a round-trip letter, mailed it for two days and returned home. ...

The moment I received the letter, I must have shed tears ~

8. Once I bought a ticket, the staff asked me one way? I answered no, both ways. He asked me several times, but my answer was the same. As a result, the man looked at me very depressed … only later did he know that he was still thinking in Chinese. I interpreted his meaning as one way = one person? We are two people, so two-way equals two.

Excuse me, please allow me to laugh for a while ~

9. When friends first came to study abroad, they didn't know anyone, so they tried to make friends in class. One day, he thought it was nice to have a white buddy. So I want someone's phone number and become friends in the future, so I asked, "What's your phone number?" The other party answered slowly: ten.

I'm speechless. The number in Australia is really 10, hahaha.

10, I stayed in a homestay while studying abroad, and then I wanted to take a bath. After talking to the landlord, the landlord said go ahead. I was thinking, "decapitation" means can I go?

When studying abroad, China's thinking doesn't mean that he changes as soon as he changes!

1 1. A classmate went to eat McDonald's for the first time after studying abroad. As a result, when I went in, I nervously said loudly: I want this Han Baobao, pointing at me while talking. The other party was at a loss, and my classmate repeated it n times. ...

Boy, you won!

12, a little friend just came to Toronto, went out alone, got lost, and called a friend. He said it's okay. You spell the name of the place you live for me. His friend spelled "S-T-O-P" letter by letter, and my friend was overjoyed on the spot!

Silly cute to a new height ~ drunk!

Stop laughing! Who has no more wanton ridicule than youth? Studying abroad, if you don't want to contribute to our list of jokes, then study English well and keep paying attention.